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I know there are some of you here, how many cubers are active on r9k?
Not really active on r9k just when I'm in the mood for feels. I also get the impression that cubers are the kind of people who post on image boards, maybe it's just a pretty autistic hobby.
Post some of your times. I average around 18sec.
>>25491799
>I average around 18sec.
I average around 12.5, but set a new all time PB single of 7.05 a few days ago. I'm going to try and get an Official 4BLD success this year. I'll probably go to euros too.
>>25491888
Pretty good. You actually go to events? Neat. I thought of it but I'm not really that fast and don't know anyone who'd go with me.
Are you some kind of well known cuber? I only know a few I have subbed on youtube though.
Any other Dutchbots on tonight?
>>25491531
Ja, ikke!
>>25491531
Ja altijd
MnWajonglaat me ongelimiteerd shitposten :^)
>>25491531
071 present
originele comment
so... how do i get a prostate orgasm?
>>25491433
Do it for Shrek.
>>25491433
you don't if you aren't a faggot.
>get dildo
>clean boypussy/dildo
>lube it up
>sit over it
>go down and put it in. Something with a suction cup is good but if you're tight you dont need it
>lean backwards so it rubs against the front wall of your bp
>change angles until you find it feeling good
>keep doing this until you start leaking cum
id also suggest using lots and lots of lube and dressing up to get into it. Getting into it and is what will do it for you
>guests downstairs won't leave
>haven't eaten all day
This is the worst feel. If you go downstairs now it'll be awkward.
>>25491397
Same here.
>chicken n dressing with cranberry sauce
>bacon
>navy beans
>corn bread
>turnip greens
>creamed corn
All just sitting there in the fridge. the guests have been here since 8 am. it's now 2:20pm.
I just want to eat.
>>25491397
What? Just go eat. Don't be a pussy.
Have you ever cuddled with your sister?
>>25491366
Me and my little sisters cuddle like there's no tomorrow. When we where kids we used to lie in piles in bed and just coze like a pile of kittens.
Yes
She smelled so good too ;-;
I still masturbate to the thought of it. I actually think I'm in love with her
>tfw keep a pair of her panties under my sheets to fap with while holding it to my face
>>25491366
No.
She died a while back so I'm never going to.
who /coldfeet/ here?
no girls allowed on r9k
>>25491294
no girls here, just some guy with cold feet
as in backing out on marriage cold feet or poor circulation cold feet?
i usually cross my legs and bury my feet in my lap to keep them warm
Where can I find girls like the following:
>Listens to Hip-Hop
>Listens to Future/ASAP Rocky/Vince Staples/G-Eazy/Young Thug etc
>Smokes weed and can roll blunts
>Can mix vodka cocktails
>Drinks alcohol
>Will roll with me on mdma now and then
>Has a degree and decent job
Lastly Looks like pic-related in terms of body-size?
All these girls out here are fucking either ugly and fat as fuck AND or too prudish boring and pretentious drinking wine and listening to Mumford and Sons and crap. Don't smoke weed.
Where can I find some down bitches god damn?
You have to start by leaving your house
>>25491165
college
stop being a NEET
>>25491165
>listening to trash rap
Honestly, this sounds like every Stacy that's ever went to college.
Hello /r9k/
Yesterday was my first time getting laid
Well the Girl was a asian 8/10 cutie
So when I was picking the condom out my wallet
She asked if i am tested, I sayed yes i am clean
I asked her the same question and she said yes i am clain too
Now i feel terrible, i am scared for a std or something
What do you Guys do in a position like me?
>What do you Guys do in a position like me?
overcome my obvious naive paranoia
So you didn't use the condom? Are you sure she's on the pill?
you have le aids bro......
lol.....
>"and what side would you like?"
>>25491093
What? Are you too stupid to have looked at the list of sides beforehand?
>Fries and salad please
that wasn't so hard was it you irredeemable fuccboi
>>25491151
>"what kind of salad?"
If you can guess what's in the box I'll buy you bad rats
fleshlight or other degeneracy related items
>>25491081
>image.jpg
can i get a
>/thread
>>25491081
battle for zendikar booster boxes
>in constant emotional agony due to mental illness
>want to die
>best friend goes to Cambridge University, has sorted her life out and is set for big things once she leaves after years of struggling herself
>one of the major things that fucked her up happened when she was a kid and her depressed mother told her she was the only reason she hadn't killed herself already
>tfw it's the same for me, the only reason I haven't done it is because I know it would hurt her so bad and possibly throw her whole life out of balance because we're both each others' main source of emotional support
>this means I have nobody to talk about how I feel with apart from her
>tfw can't tell her how close I am to killing myself and how I'm only holding on for her because I don't want to fuck her up
>tfw can't do it without telling her because it'll leave her totally alone and fuck her up
what the fuck am I supposed to do?
At least you have someone to help push your car OP. Just keep reminding yourself it will get better, you don't even have to believe it.
>>25491004
Tell her your feelings. Only solution.
If you have the balls to kill yourself, you have the balls to tell her what your experiencing.
And if you really want to kill yourself that badly, why not go do something stupid? What do you have to lose if you plan to die anyway, right? Jump out of a plane, waste your life savings on fucking horse races or some shit. Eat nasty foods and release loud, horrid farts in elevators with others and laugh at their reactions, why not? That last one is one of my plans before I kick off.
But legit, just tell her, if you two care about eachother so much, let her know and she won't react badly.
>>25491106
If I could make it look like a total accident then I'd do it immediately, but I have a feeling she'd suspect it to be suicide no matter how convincing I make it to everyone else 'cause of how much we've talked about our problems.
Who /completefuckingdegenerate/ here? Currently riding an afterglow from 945mg of dxm I took last night. Wew I wanna die
>>25490997
You are dead anon.
Black out on Xans NYE
Living on this planet without drugs is torture.
>>25491041
I very well could be, I'm still beyond fucked up and it's been 12 hours.
>>25491053
It's just really boring without any. Can't understand straight edge people.
Claim your waifu!
Miia best waifu
>>25493020
posting more Miia while waiting for others
>>25493020
>mfw I already claimed my waifu, and now thanks to the robot, no one else can claim her only using her name anymore
>>25493058
come again?
Also, blue > red
GOD DAMN IT I AM SO FUCKING BORED
I have gone without work for 3 months now
I was originally supposed to go back today but NOPE they've extended it to fucking February
this is so gay, I have no spending money, I just lay at home all day browsing the internet and sleeping, then there are these FAGGOTS posting frogs in blankets saying how great it is not having work, fuck you, being a "wageslave" is a million timed better than this, what do neets even do all day
fuck I want to kill myself from this
time is going so slow
fuck you neets
What are you talking about f.am, so your employer put you on unpaid leave and extended the time?
i know that feel, anon. Broke my leg recently, just literally sitting at home and shitposting. It's not a great life, just want things to start up again, instead of just waiting around.
>>25490837
>I just lay at home all day browsing the internet and sleeping
wouldn't know a good thing if it hit you in the face
>Every other thread is /nofap/ related
Can this normie meme fucking die? Nobody gives a shit if you jack off or not, faggots. What's the deal with this bullshit?
How is it literally not a loser meme? It's robots thinking not jerking off will make them Chad
>>25490782
It's infuriating. If you have no motivation for life it's not gonna change just because you have a boner all day. Broscience is cancer.
Accomplishing a goal does make you feel good though.
Not that robots would ever know anything about that.
