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Anyone else love hentai because it doesn't have any disgusting human beings in it? I really fucking love hentai more and more each day.
I have this ongoing fantasy about just living completely isolated by myself and gorging on fantasy games, movies and hentai until I pass out every night.
What a way to live. Why the fuck do people get married and have kids? Do they hate themselves or something?
>>25484501
>I have this ongoing fantasy about just living completely isolated by myself and gorging on fantasy games, movies and hentai until I pass out every night.
get help.
I mean using anime or VNs as an escape is one thing, but what you just explained is pure insanity at its prime.
>>25484832
Nore meeee
Here's the answer to all your problems. Just step right on through.
what does your cum smell like /r9k/?
pic related
>>25484403
your mom's mouth
Smells like your mum's pussy juice.
Guys this a true my studies show that OP is a Jinglewag
What is the hardest thing when you walk in a field of dead babies?
My erection.
I once told women are work if i ever had a baby daughter, I'd name her abortion.
Why is the graveyard so full?People are just dying to get in.
Hehehehe
What's the worst part about being a black jew?
You have to sit at the back of the oven.
Ayyy
I need a comfy thread.
Grab some tea, some coffee or whatever else and let's chat. Post comfy wallpapers/pics.
answer the following to get the ball rolling:
>current age
19
>level of education
in college
>dream job/life
filmmaker/producer
>what's her name?
chelsea
>what happened today which was good
i had a really good sandwich
>what happened today which was bad?
the crushing loneliness
bumping with comfy papes
i will continue to bump, because i require the comfy
posting the bamp
Has Chad/Stacy ever felt pity for you and done something nice?
Chad is gay for me the fucking faggot.
>>25483115
How out of place would you look if you had to pose in that photo?
>>25483115
Da fuq you talkng about. I murdered them you ignorant ass fucking asshole.
Who /nofap/ here?
>5 days in and going strong
>>25482896
Day 7 here I think. Withdrawals are coming.
>>25482896
>>25482913
nice. day 3 here
nobody cares
my god
What's the edgiest thing you ever done or seriously thought?
Everything I did during my edgy atheist phase.
A coordinated assault with my brothers Anders, Elliot, Choi, Lanza, Holmes, Harper-Mencer, and McVeigh.
Not sure if edgy but bit a guy on the shoulder taking a huge chunk of flesh and ate it.After that i was admitted to a mental institution for a while
Let the wagecucking in 2016 commence.
Let the normies enter this thread.
>>25480492
Keep that Amerislime out of here tbqhm9
Morning lads. Another miserable day.
which is the best frozen pizza in your humble opinion?
>>25478024
The cheapest one. If I'm eating frozen pizza I'm gonna eat the whole thing and have already given up on having self esteem for the week.
>>25478024
I'm preparing to make pizza from scratch sometime this week.
I've made it with pre-made pizza base before, it's actually quite simple and shouldn't take you more than 30 minutes, clean-up and all.
Why would anyone consume frozen pizza?
>>25478024
Holy FUCK senpai I miss this pizza.
Is it anywhere in Amerifat?
>tfw benched 95lb today
You better watch out, Chad.
>>25472537
I don't understand lifting. When I used to go to the gym I wouldn't try to use anything that weighed over 80 pounds (I weigh more than twice of that).
If I tried anything really heavy it would just be too fucking heavy.
> He lifts that 100lbs weight
> I lift that 3lbs gun
Watch out normiescum
>snatch 100kg
>Never had a gf
>>25472611
Are you for real?
Dear G
I know that you unblocked me just before new years, but then blocked me again 2 days later. I wish you messaged me. Ive been trying not to think about you but I can't. I still love you with all my heart. It's been nearly 5 months and part of me still wishes that you'll want to see me.
S
v
I love you a lot
j
I never stopped caring about you. I don't think I'll ever lose those feelings I have for you. You are the first and so far the only person I've met that made me want to be a better person. You filled a hole I had in my life and it felt amazing, but at the same time I didn't think I was good enough for you. I was so afraid of losing you and how you made me feel that I pushed you away.
I would love your friendship. I love to laugh with you. But it's hard when the jokes bring up old memories. We'll never be together like that again. I'll never even get to see anyone in the family you briefly let me into. And that hurts.
Dear Libby, i really wanna bang you but you're kinda weird like that peanut butter girl who smeared peanut butter all over herself.
That's why I want u to b my gf.
From X
I have a date with this qt black girl in a few minutes.
What should I do?
>>25489989
"Yes massah" <3
>>25489989
ask her if she's into slave play
take her to kfc
Since WM/AF relationships are becoming more common, does this mean if I want to have a kid in like 4-5 years that there will be a sizable portion of Eurasians growing up with him and we'll be safe from them becoming a possible Elliot?
>>25489562
What a low test fuccboi
>>25489562
Regardless of race, if you're on r9k then the likelyhood of you being a good enough parent to prevent your offspring from becoming a social outcast and shooting up a school, is practically zero.
>tfw white
>tfw no japanese/korean gf
kill me
This is my practice wife and practice daughter. What do you think? Post yours.
You mean practice wife and her practice daughter*
>>25489454
>marrying his practice gf
jesus christ you fucked up anon
>>25489520
It's only a practice marriage so I get experience for a real one. I'm a conservative man you know.
>inb4 goto /k/
Robots, I need sincere advice here, I have a 4 incher when fully erect and I want to increase length and girth.
Are there any natural ways I can do this? If anybody posts links or jelqing Im ignoring.
Tried jelqing and it did absolutely nothing.
>>25489406
Nah, family... you're fucked. I mean, if you were at least 5" it wouldn't matter so much, but 4". Damn. Sorry, anon. I don't even know what to say past this point. It's legitimately half of my dick.
nothing you can do
maybe viagra type of drug will shoot it 7 (it can happen if you have erection problems)
Yes. First save up a good amount of money. At least a few ten thousand to be save. Then find whoever you can, preferably someone who knows what they're doing, and pay them to knock you out, cut off your dick and send you to a hospital. If you're at the right place they can grow you a new one but it will cost a shit ton if you're american. That's probably you're best bet t.b.h.
