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>Finally get prostate orgasm other night
>tfw you don't even want to jerk your dick anymore
>TFW I tried it once and got addicted
>tfw poop everywhere, in your food, even in the air you breathe
How long did it take you and what did u use?
Where can you buy the best chicken tendies?
I'm not sure, mummy always just brings them down into the basement for me
A restaurant chain called tully's around central/upstate new york. Seriously, you won't find better chicken tenders anywhere. Ever.
>>25482132
Eat healthier anon
Maybe eat dried fruit as a snack
Tendies are high in suger, salt, fat and autism
What is the hottest Rose video/picture? I want to beat my meat to this skinny thing.
>>25482091
thing? Could be a passable trap I guess.
>>25482226
I don't know if it's a dude or a chick but I want some hot content. Anyone know the most fappable shit of hers?
this one's the best
>You wiIl never experience this.
>>25481971
desu senpai, that is really beta.
Meh, babies are gross and expensive
>>25481971
FUCK YOU
I WANT IT SO BAD ;_;
ITT: Sum up your life in one picture
I don't give a shit anymore.
this is how it's feeling lately
Me right now.
All the girls should move one guy to the right.
That is all.
It didn't work out that well.
That is all.
>>25481897
I looked at this a really long time.
>>25481234
da differences of races :-DD
White girl
>fattest one
>oval shaped face with low cheekbones
Black girl
>most athletic one
>heart shaped face with high cheekbones
Asian girl
>skinniest one
>Round face with high cheekbones
sounds about da same. i think the black girls looks closer to the white girl for some reason
Oh hello there wagecuck.
Just discovered the works of the marvelous Ayn Rand...Atlas Shrugged to be exact. It's about a group of men who decide to opt out of society, and then I thought "how fitting! That's what I've done as a NEET!"
As Rand would put it, I am acting in my own rational self-interest by not working. Now I don't feel the least bit bad about my lifestyle, not that I did to begin with.
Tick-tock...maybe go to the bookstore and pick it up on your way home from work.
>>25480997
>Ayn Rand
you are either an idiot or a troll, there are no other options
>>25481132
boy I sure do love the smell of a butthurt wagecuck in the morning
>>25481170
wrong again! I spent the day reading a real author who isn't mentally deficient
Why are all of them chads and staceys? do good things only happen to good looking people?
>>25484009
>do good things only happen to good looking people?
yes it's called the halo effect
>>25484009
They can't lie and say us uggos are going to find love on there.
>>25484025
Then why do i always see tinder threads on r9k? and people posting about how they are getting 30 matches a day?
If you know what this is, you're on 4chan too much.
Only on 4chan!
haha
I'm a 28 year old kissless NEET virgin who has been around since about 2009 but I don't know what this is so I guess I don't belong here.
Better go outside get a job and girlfriend and join the real world.
>>25480887
interracial porn i think
Hey robots. If you end up having kids what do you want to name them?
Also include if you're an anon or femanon. It might be interesting to see if there are differences based on sex.
Anon
I always liked unisex names
Ainsley, Parker, Marty, and Addison are the ones I really like. All would apply to boys and girls obviously.
Pepe/Pepina
Frank or Laura after my favorite capeshit characters
femanon and that was the first time I ever thought about it in my life
>>25482864
OP here.
I've thought about it for a long time. I don't know. The fatherly thing has always been a part of my mind.
>Why should I ask you anything?
I spent the entirety of 2015, every single day on researching university majors, and have created videos and hundreds of threads on the subject.
This is the last thread I am ever going to make on the subject, ending a daily streak for the past 370 days. This thread will be the climax, or apex of my full year of research.
Any questions or concerns, I will answer. Keep in mind that I am based in the USA.
>>25480938
How employable will computer engineering and engineering systems and computing be in the near future, say, 5-6 years from now?
I literally have no idea what the fuck I'm doing, what's a major for a simpleton that will yield a decent/secure payout
>>25480938
Why are student counselors such shitheads? The one that was assigned to me was a double major in African history and women's studies. Not exactly the type I want advice from
Who here /hiphop/?
>makes you feel good
>hypes you up
>distracts you from the life you're living
Share your latest /hiphop/ finds robots
Been bumping this for days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfKWsXSM6sI
Little on the downer side but still keeps me feeling /comfy/
Been getting on that Earl/Staples, heres my current shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCqbOp9-hd8
Tupac never gets old for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VGk-hKPS8g
I'll start with some generic names
>May
>Sophie
>Cassandra
>Jessica
>>25478929
>sophie
What is the point, now. You already took the qtest name.
You l i t e r a l l y can't be ugly if your name is sophie
>>25478978
Every Sophie I met was pretty hot.
I better pick hot sounding names then
>Gertrude
>Minerva
>Bertha
I'll have an order of "Just FUCK my shit up, fampai."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVbnt4vQE6w
>>25478865
>be me
>21 yo
>tfw you actually had a qt 8/10 girl you liked and she liked you back when y'all were 15 yo's
>tfw she lives 2k miles away inmexico
>tfw you did your best to keep in touch online via MSN Messenger during HS
>tfw you forgot to message her one day that y'all had both planned to
>tfw slowly drifted apart
>tfw that movie reminded you of everything
JUST
>>25478946
Jesus Christ.
Same here
Oh well
I'll die right now
Kk senpai see you in the after life. I'm dead now
>>25478998
see you on other side
My waifu awaits
What kind of guy do fembots desire?
>>25477220
Guys that grab one tittie with their hand while tonguekissing.
>>25477220
A beta boy with lots of cash bucks to manipulate.
And a bad ass mother fucker liek me to fuck them at night
I want a skinny NEET boy or possibly a STEM major
He has to be cute and dirty and like to take it in the ass
