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Bottled water or tap water?
>>25480565
tap
gotta save that environment fampai
Tap water through a filter
>>25480565
Bottled water, obviously.
>forcibly born in small town
>no way out
>all I'm ever going to know is cows and open fields and poverty
>can't move to awesome places because there's no money or skills to be learned here
>fucked just by being born
>no way out
shut the fuck up and do something faggot
>>25480640
Apartments are 2k a month in the city I can't do that even with roommates on the south side it's like 1500 it's impossible
>>25480640
>do something but I'm not gonna tell you what cuz' I'm a stupid fucking normalfag
GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who here needs to be up in 5 hours??
FUCK
>tfw free to stay in bed until I dehydrate to death if I feel like it
I haven't slept in 3 days and I'm not even an insomniac.
I'm a NEET. I wake up and sleep whenever I so choose.
I've given up on ever losing my virginity, so now I'm looking at masturbators.
What's a good masturbator at an affordable price?
>>25480014
>What's a good masturbator at an affordable price?
Craigslist M4M
>>25480031
I don't want to have to talk to someone, I just want a silicon ass that I can fuck before bed and after I wake up.
>>25480014
>20 lbs of pussy and ass
>how bad is or was your family and home life?
>Do you think that it affected how you ended up
>do you see your life getting better or worse?
>>25479958
Jesus holy mother of God. I would fuck the shit out of that.
Also, yeah, my senpai was really fucked up and it's basically made life much, much harder than it otherwise would have been.
>>25479958
it was bad
it affected my entire life and still does
I'm getting better, but it's taking a long time just to reach a level I'm supposed to be at by default
the level everyone's already been at from the beginning
>>25480009
Oh, okay... apparently the word f@mily now reads "senpai." Cool. Glad to know that the admins are still fucking with us.
THE POWER OF MAKE-UP EVERYBODY!!
Still looks awful, and her face probably wouldn't be as beat to shit if she wouldn't cake that garbage on.
Literally cheating at life
>>25480079
It's a man.
Tfw born in vancouver
Tfw gook
Tfw ching chong FUCKING CHINA REEEEEEEEE I FUCKING HATE VANCOUVER
AND I FUCKING HATE CANADIANS
at least turn your picture the right way
t. American
>>25479855
Don't like it here? Get the fuck out then.
You fucking gooks are taking over the country anyways
I WANT AN ASIAN HATE/KEK THREAD NOW
>browsing 4chan while eating applesauce
>see something funny
>laugh
>applesauce goes up my nose
>IT FUCKING BURNS
H
E
L
P
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
PLEASE
APPLESAUCE IS DRIPPING OUT OF MY NOSE
IT BURNS
>>25479550
Have you tried blowing your nose?
and does anyone have that drawing of the nazi boy loading a gun, with that naked girl sitting next to him?
>>25479349
I'm mixed race.
I'd be gunned down for being a hapa and mulatto.
>>25479349
>You'll never kill radical hitler youth normies
Nazis were white knights, Jews were the betas
I'm a Slav, lad. I'd be deported to Siberia/enslaved/killed.
Our next president will either be a communist, a criminal, or a reality TV celebrity. How does this make you feel?
Like life is one big meme
Have you notice how they all look old? That's weird isn't it?
>>25479168
i can see that
hillary is a commie democrat
trump has exploited loopholes in bankruptcy law when he could have just invested all his money and spent his life fingerpainting
the media loves bernie sanders when they actually pay attention to him
Fembot here. I'll get right to the point. A lot of you guys seem to be way too preoccupied with penis size, and I want you hear it straight from the horse's mouth - SIZE. DOESN'T. MATTER.
Girls aren't the cock-crazed maniacs you make us out to be - some of the worst sex I've ever had has been with guys who were constantly punching my cervix with dicks that were just too long. That's right - a big dick can actually be a NEGATIVE if you don't know how to use it. As long as your dick is about average (say, 6-8" long), you're fine. Really. So what do women really want in bed? I'll tell you. Chemistry.
That's right. Chemistry. Women want a man who listens to them. Who asks what they want and delivers. Who really takes the time to get to know her, and what gets her off. Too many men I've been with have just rushed into it without really getting to know me first, and while it can sometimes be exciting to have those short fiery romances with a guy you just met (you know the type - those handsome, mysterious bad boys that make you lose all self control!), the best sex I've ever had has been with guys who really PUT IN THE EFFORT. Ask me how my day went. Help me shave my legs. Connect with me on an EMOTIONAL LEVEL. Believe it or not, this kind of meaningful emotional support is a WAY bigger turn-on than all the perfect abs or chiseled jawlines in the world. And obviously I cannot understate the importance of oral. If you're REALLY good at oral, she'll be too busy cumming her brains out to worry about your virginity.
Oh, and I should mention that if you don't have a big penis, and this hasn't convinced you that penis size is the last thing on a girl's mind, take comfort in the fact that if anything, it's GIRTH that's important, not length. I'll take an average dick with 6" girth over a 9" pencil any day of the week!
Thanks for hearing me out robots. TTFN!
But what If I have shit tier 7x5 inch pencil dick?You said it yourself, girth is most improtant. please respond real girl
Nice meme thread fake 30 year old man sick in bed, size does matter, and if you aren't 5 or above, you're fucked.
Straight buIIshit.
Can we just talk about suicide?
I wish I just had a gun next to me right now. I'm not sure that it would make the choice any easier, but making a clear choice that I could make at any time would be nice.
>>25478989
I wish I'd gotten a gun for Christmas. Maybe next year.
These types of threads will get you a visit from the FBI if you live in the US. Don't believe me? It's happened many times on here.
God tier
>la
>nyc
>miami
Decent tier:
>Vegas
>Atlanta
>Phoenix
>San Diego
>San Francisco
>Houston
>Tampa
>Chicago
Alright tier:
>philly
>Dallas
>that other Texas city
Shit tier
>buffalo
>Nashville
>Memphis
>all Midwestern/southern/western/northeastern cities
>Miami above sf
jej
>Miami aka Cuban niggerville
>LA, where you pay $2000 a month for a 100sqft apartment.
>NYC where all you do is smell trash and hear noise 24/7.
>Vegas, in the middle of a desert and all there is to do is casinos and other shitty tourist stuff.
>Philly, the most annoying and trashy people you could ever imagine.
Shit list OP, honestly.
>>25478928
>calling la expensive but not nyc
How do you guys deal with all the hatred, fear, and loneliness inside yourself?
Do you focus it into something? Do you hide it away under a veneer of sorts? Do you just let it out? What?
Me? I live life normally but sob deeply every now and then when nobody is around.
>>25478190
Bury it until I end up breaking down once every few weeks
Easy.
>you bitch about it here and assume everyone gives a shit
>>25478190
This is gonna be silly but it's r9k so what the hell. I basically imagine the depression and negative feelings inside of myself as some sort of Big Bad straight out of an anime or something. I then fantasize about myself overcoming that evil within me in some sort of dramatic fashion. It's not always straight up daydreaming. For example, sometimes I'll just listen to music that gets me really pumped up. This coping mechanism is also why I play a lot of video games, watch anime, and enjoy sports. It's that feeling of triumph against the odds and heroic deeds that give me hope for myself.
If you wouldn't date a woman that dressed like this, you're an insecure little bitch and not a real man.
>>25479211
I agree. But just to disagree with you, I think you're wrong cause she's dressed like a slut.
That outfit is retarded in so many different ways. Anyone who wears high heels is stupid and incapable of thought. It's as simple as that.
I'd be ok with it if she did it in the privacy of our home, just not in public. You can't have your cake and eat it or whatever that shit is.
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