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why don't you have gages /r9k/
>>25476893
because they're disgusting and there's literally no reason to
>>25476893
I am not completely braindead.
Because I have self-respect and don't want to look like a raging fucking faggot.
Lets get a thread going about shit we did as kids that still haunts us to this day. I can start.
>be me
>be in elementary school
>always been quiet
>decide I want to meet new people
>go to these kids playing flag football
>I say I dont know much about it but would like to join
>they say sure
>spend a few weeks letting these kids beat the fuck out of me
>tell the teachers we are just playing football and it was my fault
>one day a kid, lets call him Ass, says he can't tell the teams apart (all the flags belts were red)
>another kid agrees and they start talking about getting jerseys for the teams
>I say that I could get the jerseys made (at that point I was desperate for them to accept me)
>they all agree
>I go out and spend my own personal money on materials
>I get all sad because I realize I just bought material and cant make jerseys
>mom finds me crying and I explain
>she isnt mad that I spent my money and agrees to help me make them
>we put in a good couple of hours making jerseys with numbers on the backs and such over the weekend
>go to school Monday with the jerseys
>all of the kids laugh at me and make fun of me when I tell them I made the jerseys
>try to brush it off and joke around but Ass tells me they don't want me around and to go away
Honestly I don't even feel bad for myself, I look back and think what a fucking idiot I was for not realizing that they wouldn't have liked me anyway.
I remembered this today because I went back home for new years and saw Ass again after almost 10 years. He is working at this Target that just got built in town (its a pretty small town, Target is pretty much now the biggest store they have)
>>25476858
>normies want thing, but thing takes effort
>make thing
>"haha what a faggot"
I don't get it. This is definitely something that happens but I don't understand it at all.
>>25476858
You were a kid looking for friends, man. Fuck em, that was really nice of you to do; it sounds like you're a caring and giving person. Don't blame yourself because they're all cunts.
>>25476919
I think its more of the fact that I made it.
They already didn't like me, and considering we were all in elementary school where you can get made fun of for pretty much anything gave them a free "hey pick on me for doing this" pass.
What did they do the first weekend of the new year?
>>25476805
attractive confident men
>>25476805
Nikki smells so fucking good.
>>25476805
wheres the flip girl?
What hentai do you guys like (if any)?
>>25476773
>well written
wat
NTR.>tfw cuckold
>>25476773
I don't see a lolicon corner.
My laptops stuck in some start up loop.
I can't afford to get it fixed.
This might be good bye.
Hold me lads
Go to >>>/g/ they'll help you out
>>25476818
They'll bully me for asking.
I don't expect to get it fixed.
My nights are about to get a hell of alot more boring and lonely.
>>25476818
Read /g/ disclaimer
>>25476766
Go to Microbones website find the repair ISO on another computer and make a bootable flash drive. Boot to it fix your problem.
>tfw you wear new-balance shoes
>tfw didn't know they were autistic
>>25476756
>wearing any sort of tennis shoe while in public
Why would you do this to yourself?
>>25476756
Its not the brand, its the color scheme.
>>25476756
It depends the kind of NB you wear. I see tons of normalfags wearing them all the time.
It seems to me that the older you get, the more difficult and less likely it becomes to lose your virginity. I think that I'm quickly approaching the point of impossibility if I'm not already there. Let's imagine I get a girl in bed. She will ask whether or not I'm a virgin, at which point I will be obliged to tell her the truth and her opinion of me will drop either to the point that she will refuse sex or refuse it in the future. If she does not ask this or if I lie, then she will figure it out anyway by way of my amateur performance. I haven't mentioned the possibility of finding a girl who is also a virgin because, in this backwards age, the term seems to be associated with men rather than with women.
Should I just kill myself?
You should kill yourself because you still care about things like a giant faggot.
>>25476931
>nihilism
how's high school?
>>25476976
I understand you're sexually frustrated but don't take it out on me.
Honest question for the lonely and desperate:
Why won't you go for a mediocre to semi-unattractive-looking chick? Everyone desperate goes for blatant uggos and fatties because they're easy. But no one goes for the seriously average looking. Average looking guys always think they could do better, and ugly guys go for whatever they can get. But no one's giving any love to the average/slightly below average chicks. They quickly settle for whoever will give them attention.
>>25476588
They already have chad bfs.
>women in my age range and location
>existing
pick one. somehow theres hundreds of guys though.
>>25476588
>Everyone desperate goes for blatant uggos and fatties because they're easy.
>But no one goes for the seriously average looking.
What?
I'm starting school tomorrow. I'm so nervous, how do I make friends?
What if I get lost?
>>25476546
JUST B URSLEFFFFFFFF ANON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCzDykng4g
thread theme
>>25476546
I spent the entirety of every semester I was alive on drugs. You will get lost and not make friends doing that. It will be weird as fuck not being on drugs when the next semester starts for me.
>cant believe I haven't relapsed, this is the longest I've been able to stay sober since I was like 15
Okay, so you got a gf.
What the fuck do you do next?
>>25476538
>What the fuck do you do next?
her.
unzip dick
ill never get her.
its over
Why does watching someone else masturbate turn me on so much?
>>25476473
What's wrong with her vagina?
this post has been made before
>>25476506
Its a mans butchered Franken penis. Can't you tell?
You realize that's a FtM vagina squirting out semi-semen, right?
Is suicide actually stupid?
>>25476467
>is an action, without any context, stupid?
I like to think of it the same way I think of a challenging game, plenty of people quit as the going gets tough but the true players will end up on the scoreboard, there's no glory for dying.not like I'm ever going to be on that scoreboard though.
Yeah I was suicidal for 3 years in my teens, I tried to kill myself once with a knife, ended up slicing the shit outa my wrist, and once by driving a car into a river
Now I'm 21 and I am finally at peace. I needed to go through that dark patch of self loathing to become a stronger, more sympathic person. Now I am finally happy because I came to terms with who I am and accepted all my flaws and fuck ups.
Choose life, it's gonna be shitty for a while but if you put in the work, it's worth it
I want to have friends, family and find love but everyone is terrible. It's just hell and there's no way out.
Not everyone is terrible--just most people.
You'll find one or two decent people in every thousand.
>>25476729
No I don't. I find on in every few tens of thousands. And every single time I do, they're ugly or have at least one character flaw so bad that I've just given up on the species as a whole.
>>25476463
I used to want a family, a wife, some kids.
I got in shape for a girl abs and everything started making nice money and doing well.
She fucked me over like every other women I have ever cared for.
I could have been a great husband and a great father.
After her I tried a few times and just more heart break.
Now so many years later, I am broken beyond belief. I don't trust women as I have seen my friends and family become shells of themselves.
The very thought of life with a women in a relationship makes me sick to my stomach. They are literally never worth the trouble, ever. Sex is not worth the shit dude, get a fleshlight.
Lets talk about what fucking ROCKS about being single:
- Honestly sleeping alone is way more comfortable than sleeping with somebody else
- You can eat stinky fish and cheeses and nobody cares
- Can basically fuck around and nobody judges you
- Don't have to do "fun" activities your GF requires of you
- Porn is amazing, this is a renaissance of porn
- You can focus on what you are truly passionate about, better yourself, etc, and not be obligated to make somebody dinner or eat the dinner somebody made for you or anything else or whatever. Girlfriends take up a lot of time is what I'm saying.
>>25476409
>Honestly sleeping alone is way more comfortable than sleeping with somebody else
;-;
I-I want to believe
>>25476480
It is man you can't fart in your sleep and pick your nose when you're sleeping with the waifu
>wake up next to my girlfriend every morning and we have morning sex
>she makes me breakfast while i snooze in bed
>she cooks most meals for me, does dishes, and cleans
>sex whenever i want, sends me nudes at work, worships my cock
>always have someone to hang out with, and when i go off and do shit with the guys, she stays home and reads a book.
>never a party girl, never had another partner, never even considered sleeping with anyone but me
>have her trained so that whenever we go for a drive longer than an hour, she gives me road head
Have we got any teacher robots here in r9k? Primary, secondary, college or anything will do as long as you work in an education field.
I'm really interested in how staff meetings go, tensions between fellow workers and the way how you treat kids in class who may be living the same life you did as a kid.
Or does r9k just hate kids full stop lmao.
I was studying to be a teacher but I dropped out.
>>25476398
I've just begun teaching 16-18 year olds. In the UK so they're 6th form and college age.
I'm part time so I don't do a lot if the awkward staff shit, but the HR dept is utter crap and almost didn't pay me for 3 months. I don't have any teaching qualifications, they just threw me into a class room. I'm making it up as I go along.
What else do you want to know?
>>25477676
What's it like to observe the social structures from that position? Are there any robots in your classes?
