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>Apply, and be successful for some admin job
>First day, you find out that pic related is your new boss
>She's 19
How would you react?
>women in charge of anything
L O L
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>>25470833
pretty pissed off that my boss is younger than me.
i'd also be pissed that im working an admin job
>women administrating anything
You know it's gonna turn bad m8
>tfw so incredibly horny and lewd
>can't fap for all day because there are people right nextroom
>end up slowly rubbing the head of your penis for hours through your pants
>blow a massive slowly edged load
>have to sit in it for hours before people go to sleep
Send help, this happens to me weekly or more often nowadays.
>>25470756
Help with what, to lap it up like a cat?
>>25470756
>people in next room
>can't fap
What the fuck is wrong with you you dumb cunt? Close your fucking bedroom door, rub one out, wipe it up with fucking tissue, you fucking retard.
>>25471247
That'd make sound. I get so much pre-cum it's like I have a bunch of lube schlicking about
>>25470982
t-that's lewd
>I sent this to some normies
>The normies are history nerds
>No one has replied in hours
>What do?
>>25470741
i don't think they get the "some of you guys are alright" reference to be quite honest m8
You think they think Im a weirdo?
>>25470741
Give up. They see right through you.
>tfw a roastie tries to make me jelly by talking about other men around me
>tfw pretend like I don't know what she's doing
Why do women always want to start a fucking jelly war?
Nice dubs m8
>hurr durr ur comment is not original
>>25470700
women hate it when you make it clear you aren't interested in what they've got
it mentally destroys them
>>25471663
Fucking roasties, man.
I have 120eu. What should I spend it on?
>$130
>>25470680
Which country? Any to eat?
Go to your favorite pornstar's amazon wishlist and get her some nice gifts.
a gunn
the average 14 year old girl has the SMV as a male model billionaire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Xog66jMzc
What's SMV? Sexual market value or some shit?
yes sexual market value.
bumpgnfgfnfgnfg
Are there any robots out there that eat even moderately healthy?
What about the NEETs?
- I find myself eating shit food because I work a shit tier job. I could be in really early in the morning or late at night, any of the 7 days a week.
I have like 2 friends and they never do anything. I can't even hang out with them on my days off to distract myself from boredom eating.
Should I give up and go all neck beard and shit? Or should I fight it and become a semi normie
I'm a filthy NEET and I eat decently because I have time the time to go grocery shopping and prepare meals. Also I work out regularly and want to make sure my body gets what it needs. Just cut out shit you know is bad for you (soda, candy, white bread, etc) and eat more vegetables, fruits (in moderation, berries are best because they tend to have less sugar), 100% whole wheat, and fish. Chances are if it's man-made it's shit for you (use butter over margarine, olive oil over canola, etc).
>Or should I fight it and become a semi normie
Normies don't eat decent food. Most of them eat processed microwavable shit or fast food. You can see this when they get older and put on the pounds because their eating habits have been shit for their entire life.
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>>25470864
Norimes and Chads look really good.
I remember when I was a teen I got motivation for a month to start lifting and I started to shed pounds quickly by building muscle.
Alright faggots today you will overcome your fears
>simply text "hi" to your QT3.14 crush
>Then inaccurately judge how much she likes you using the picture shown
>what's the worse that can happen??
Don't forget to screenshot
>>25470534
I'm confused. Is "heyy" friends or I think I like you? And the same goes for heyyy, heyyyy, heyyyyy and their respective bounds.
>implying I have any women in my contacts
I'm a female who's had one bf and I still think I'm a robot. Just because some guy had transient interests with you(only want to fuck you) doesn't mean you cant be a robot. Plus, I have a bunch of fucked up fetishes like rape fantasy, and father daughter play. Obviously I'm friendless as well. You fucking robots just dont get it. You idolize that one stacy, and now yo uthin kall women are the same. We are not.
>>25471961
But will you be my qt gf?
You have it all wrong, women do not come onto this board except to camwhore and obtain orbiters. Fembots literally can't exist.
This post will reach 300 replies.
Anyone else partially go blind when they cum?
Every time I masturbate and I'm about to cum, my vision gets really bad and my right eye is practically blind while my left is really blurry.
>>25470522
Don't jack off and drive then.
>>25470522
That happens sometimes when I'm cumming on my eyes.
>>25470522
Do you do big cums?
It is 2016 after all...
>gf just dumped me, she was the first I ever had, 6 years relationship she was all my life but dropped me because she wanted to know "other things"
>just got diagnosed with severe Arthitis at the age of 24
>failed semester because of my absences due to my health problems
>mfw the love of my life literally abandonned me in one of the darkest moments of my life and now I'm all alone because I had no one exept her, literally no friends
/NormiesBTFO/ general I guess
I was considering going to the gym, maybe it will tame the disease I don't know, I kinda want to get /fit/
How u holding up senpai please talk to me
Why do you have arthritis?
Also that's just the nature of women. She wants to play the field. Whatever.
>>25471371
She left because of your health problems. Serves you right I wouldn't be with a weak guy either.
>>25471418
I don't know, It's either in the genes since my mother got a similar disease that is even worse, or another theory is that I got sick, colon infection, they gave me an antibiotic that healed me but also literally fucked my shit up.
I'm considering suicide like I never did before.
Who here /worstpenispossible/?
>5.5" length at a push
>girth is equally shit, don't even wanna measure it
>pinhole phimosis
>bent downwards when erect (upwards would be okay but downwards it useless)
>fordyce spots all over the bottom half
I'm Indian too which means colour-wise my dick is essentially black which I personally find ugly. I'm unlikely to lose my virginity but I reckon even if I had a chance it would be extremely painful.
What about you anons?
a-a-anybody?
>>25470519
no pic, no comment
>>25470519
>I'm Indian
couldve just cut to the chase and said this
I'm going to infiltrate their ranks, we need bots behind enemy lines. The uprising will be soon my brothers
>>25470455
Huh. Psyops?
>>25470455
That's good, go and talk to some LGBT people for a change, you might just stop being a trumpist
>>25470455
>$13-$15/hour to spew liberal faggot bs
>local clan won't even pay me min wage to hand out hate leaflets.
Wf does roll mean?
Can anyone explain the basic slang around here.
>>25470390
lurk more faggot
check these dubs
Check this 4
>>25470390
It's a type of bread product, usually eaten hot at dinner.
It probably also means a poster is trying to get better post numbers, for some reason or another.
What is the minimum time a girl expects sex to last?
40-70 minutes
Who cares what they expect/want?
Honestly?
45 second. The media says that a minute is short as a joke or because of jews try to make men feel inadequete. 99 percent of women will get bored as hell before 2 minutes.
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