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Got any plans tomorrow?
No, I'm out of college until late January.
chillen
I'll be forced awake by my alarm at 7:00am, then shower, force feed, get dressed, attempt to get my tie perfect which will take about 10 minutes, then rush to catch the train for my crowded commute with thousands of others who are probably all ill and coughing and sneezing.
I will work from 9:00am until 6:00pm, but will likely stay on an extra half hour so I don't look like I'm desperate to get out of there.
Repeat the commuting part and I will get home, shattered, with a few hours to try to relax before doing all that again the day after.
You?
If you were a Nazi soldier rounding up Jews in a Polish ghetto and you saw a young Winona cowering pathetically in a corner what would you do?
>>25470359
shoot on sight
can't risk leaving one of these roaches behind
>>25470359
id be in a plane btfoing yaks, la's, migs, i15's and 16's
>>25470359
dont know about young Winona
but if i saw loli Portman, i'd do everything i could to keep her, i woudnt care about the consequences.
Adorableness is my weakness.
If i was postive a afterlife didnt exist i would have left this ride years ago.
>>25470330
Best episode of the season sempai
there is no afterlife, and anyway hell is probably pretty rad if it did exist, that's where people go (allegedly) if they like bad things, so going somewhere where bad things are wouldn't bother me
>miserable in life
>kill self
>end up in hell because suicide is a mortal sin
>miserable for eternity
not worth the risk
>>25471781
I feel like this is bullshit, but it still keeps me from doing it
>go to the cinema
>carrying my anvil into the theatre
>assistant stops me
>sorry sir, but you must leave your anvils outside
>ask him how i am going to open up my crab legs without my hammer and anvil
>spouts some shit about healthy and safety
>reluctantly leave my anvil with all the other anvils people have had to leave
>The Anvil Hoarder (1930) finishes (great anvilcore)
>all the anvils are gone
>an anvil hoarder has stolen all the anvils
>he did me a favour, i have too many as it is
would you like this anvil?
i have too many anvils as it is!
when will I be rid of this anvil?!
>>25470282
Under rated thread.
Too bad this sort of thread is more common on /s4s/ now.
>>25470345
there's quite a few anvils there, if you could tell me which specific one you want to get rid of, i can give you a better answer. i have too many anvils as it is, but i might be able to spare space for one more.
>why, oh why can't i get a boyfriend
>being a girl is hard
>>25470260
They're equally attractive, you're whining about nothing.
>>25470260
why doesn't he have standards
>tfw grill and actually can't get a bf
>been dating the same guy for 8 months and he still won't call me his gf
That side bitch life tho
If you were a girl would you be a slut?
I would be camwhore but I wouldn't touch men.
>>25470202
Being a girl = being a slut
So yes
>>25470202
>I will never get to fuck those tits
Why even live?
/r9k/ tell me exactly what is holding you back from living a enjoyable normal life like anyone else?
>>25470175
>no money/job
>no passions
>dislike many things
>socially awkward.
>raised not to be a pleb in a pleb world.
>>25470175
Social phobia, anxiety and depression. If I could be cured from these I would be a fucking chad practically.
>>25470218
correction
>no money/GOOD job/career.
Can black people even be robots?
The government also gives alot of money to refugees here from murrka.
There's people from Burma here in Indiana that have better houses and cars than people who were born and raised here. And they just came here like 5 years ago. Ridiculous.
>>25470325
>>25470137
how can i get these moneys too
i'm from a 3rd world shithole
they seem pretty universally confident tbqfh
Who /incest/ here?
I know this isn't a super rare topic but I've seen it pop up before. I fucked my younger sister by 6 years (she's 19) last Spring. I don't expect anyone to believe this, but it did happen.
>always have tense relationship with sister, she's never been as academic as I was
> massive breasts, pale, decent face, slightly thick
>try to start texting her so that we can get a little closer
>I've always been into incest as a fetish but I'd never actually considered doing it because I'm really only into daddy/daughter
>one night we're texting and she sends me a pic of her looking absolutely stunning
>I get a little hard and casually start flirting back
> we both start to escalate, punctuating everything with "lols" and "jk" to ease the tension
> eventually say "haha I would be getting turned on if you weren't my sister lol"
>she responds "Really? I know I'm turned on"
>FUCK
>we end up sending each other nudes and agreeing to meet up next time I get into town
>a couple weeks later I pick her up from her apartment and we drive to a secluded area, start making out
>It's actually not that awkward, we're both horny as fuck
>we end up fucking in the back of my car, I only last about 35 seconds because holy shit, obvious reasons, fantasy fulfilled and all
I had massive guilt afterwards but it's since subsided. We've done it once since then. Feel free to ask me any question, and other fucked up anons should share their stories too.
post pics of sister
>>25471123
>daddy/daughter
fucking trash
you have the worst taste ever
>>25471193
C'mon man. Not gonna happen.
POST FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT DIED VIRGINS.
What hope do we have if someone as smart and brilliant as Isaac died a virgin?
>>25470120
Newton was probably also an autist. That's why he invented Calculus.
tbone
He lost 20,000 quid on the stock market. Poorfag.
>Your team is tired
>You're the coach
>They're in the finals
>Close to winning
>But they have to give it all they got
>Your their great leader
>You've taken them this far
>They all look to you for guidance
>You're about to give them a rousing speech
What do you say /r9k/?
tfw no gf
orginialalalalala
"Get it together team! Or you're eating in the cuck shed tonight and it's not gonna be spacious!"
TEENY WEENY WHITE PEENIES
Am I a dicklet?
Just give it to me straight doc.
>>25469978
Trim your pubes dude. Looks like your cock has a lion mane
no, 5.5 or above works like a charm
>>25469978
Rate threads belong on >>>/soc/ fuck off faggot.
>Hey, look who decided to come out of his cave! We ate all the chicken tendies, but there's still plenty of fries and salad left for you!
REEEEEEEEE
*kick the crippled girls wheelchair over*
Cool, I love fries!
>>25469917
I'd ask out the wheelchair girl in a heart beat.
Ask a girl with a tranny fetish anything.
>>25469889
Can you be my girlfriend and turn me into a girl?
>>25469889
You like floppy dicks, or is it the tits you dig?
>>25469889
w-will you be my gf?
How does it feel after all this time of memeing that I will never hate women. I've read all your little info graphics, greentext stories, women hate threads, MGTOW propaganda and I still do not hate or not respect women. Yes there are some, maybe even quite a lot of females that are awful but it still has not damped my opinion on women one bit. Also no amount of calling me a beta or cu.ck or any other memes will change my mind either since that is just babyish name calling.
>Woman hate themselves, thats why theyre retarded.
>>25469862
You all hate yourselves too. What's your point?
I don't really care. I figure the normies will continue to like woman. Hell the only reason I hate women is because I additionally hate everyone else. And the only reason I became sexist racist and biggotted is because I think I ought to resemble the programming of my social blueprint and act upon its design, whether or not it is agreeable with society at large. My pupose may be just to represent another consequence of the degredation of our society than rather another enabler. I am looking more at the grand scheme of things now that I realize I have no actual free will.
