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>One, two, NEET'IES coming for you

>Three, four, Better lock your door

>Five, six, grab a Xanax

>Seven, eight, Ya better get too sleep

>Nine, ten, working it, till ten

another day, another dollar
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>>28529748
Jason is better
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>>28529748
This scares wagecucks.
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>>28529748
These threads are getting more creative and better by the day. Thank you anon and may the wagecucks stay buttblasted

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What's worse?

Not knowing what'll make you happy or knowing nothing will make you happy?
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>>28529747
not knowing what makes you happy
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>>28529747
I'd say the first, because it will probably just be a lifetime of torment
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Knowing what makes you happy, and knowing you can never reach it.

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>white male
>only like black and asian girls

wat do
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I'm white and I'm mainly into Hispanic and Asian girls
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>>28529719
fug black and asian girls
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>indian male
>only into asian girls (except korean of course)

rate my existence

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Friday the 13th how appropriate for a women hate thread
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>>28529672
little boy detected. Real men don't hate women.
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>>28529672
She talks tough but lets be honest, she'll have to take what she can get.
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>>28529672
Beat thick remisicin of a bodiccelli
I'm like a cheatah hunting out in the serengeti

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>tfw no qt Dominican gf with stinky feet
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>>28529639
That's right. No gf. Shut the fuck up.
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>>28529639
I'm glad appreciation for this Dominicans feet have spread. She so has perfectly humble breasts, amazing waist hip ratio, and top tier fat distribution for a truly pleasing rump. What a jaw.
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>>28529664
Yeah she's all around hot as fuck

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How does a woman like this make you feel?

Rage she has everything handed to her?

Jealously Chad will be banging that?

Dispair you're a genetic dead-end not allow to touch her?
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>>28529636

Actually, all I feel is sorry for the hordes of /tv/ pedos that worship her from afar. I can only imagine the terrible, lonely qualities of their lives.
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>>28529653

She's an adult...
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erection
i want to fuck her

Is it dat bott?
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That boi did what?
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Who tho? why?
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The absolute madmin.

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>6'4
>24 year old kissless virgin
>full time walmart wagecuck
>no college education
>never have known what love feels like
>not even ugly or fat
>just socially autistic white guy in a neighborhood where everyone is black/mexican

I don't belong here.

Kill me please

how do you deal with getting older robots?
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>>28529629
Alcohol and miniatures
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>>28529629
Move to some state filled with white people like Utah or Colorado or Iowa
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>>28529629
Life isn't what you thought it was.

Life is full of suffering and some like us suffer throughout their lives.

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>Using porn as a point of reference when pleasing women
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
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I don't please women so no, I don't do this.
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I used to think my weewee went in the baby hole but my gf taught me it goes in the pee hole. thanks a lot porn
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>>28529575
>I seriously hope you guys don't do this

how is that any of your business?
go back to /r/relationships

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Hey robots I'm meeting up with a cute girl from tinder tomorrow to fuck. Any tips for a virgin?
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>>28529549
put penis in vagina
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>>28529556
This guy's on the right track, OP. Just feel around the back of the knees for it and jam it in once you've found it.
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>>28529549
>using the normie app

kys asap

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Please share your experience with and masturbation addiction and positive experience of abstaining from it.

It took developing chronic injuries from and pain when fapping to get me to stop permanently. At my worst I would fap for several HOURS a day, teasing my tick with a death grip and cumming until my balls were dry and in pain. However, I am grateful, because I finally quit, and fap free abstinent mode is the best mode. I am now addicted to this feeling of clarity, energy, and centeredness instead of masturbating and ejaculating.

Though it varies from each individual, I proclaim that male sexual release is a destructive force he should do without, and that the only way to live on a high level of consciousness, mentally, emotionally and spiritually is to liberate yourself from the acts of voluntary genital arousal and expulsion of semen. Whether as masturbation by yourself, with another or actual intercourse. Not everyone has as bad capacity for addiction to sexual acts, but all will benefit from thier cessation long term and as a permanent lifestyle change.

The 4th week is when you really start to notice changes. What I have been noticing is women smiling at me all the time, and my confidently smiling back. I also initiated eye contact and smiling at women who reciprocated the affection. This was previously unreal to me because I have autism and am not good at making voluntary facial expressions, but somehow it has just been happening naturally. And I am also at the most confident, self righteous and self assured I have ever been in my life.

But I do this for me, not to get a gf or cuddle partner, and I don't even want to have sex, and am too MGTOW to ever get married. If you stop fapping in order to be more attractive to women you will become very frustrated. If you do it for yourself and resolved that your life is the best quality when you completely abstain from voluntary genital stimulation and ejaculation.
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discreet bump
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Nice meme

I bet you believe in the /fit meme too
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indiscreet bump

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>you have no talents
>you never will

Is there anything worse then being an absolutely worthless person?
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Being a person that's detrimental to society is worse
Don't worry, if consumers like you didn't exist then most creators wouldn't have a reason to create
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>>28529523

Being competent enough to be okay at something and realize why you are shit whilst being unable to ascend to the level of someone that is talented, is worse.
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>>28529523
It's better than being good at something that is killing you and making your nearly crippling brain injuries worse but its the only thing that makes you happy.

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I'm so fucking bored, and there's no cool femanons to talk to. I appreciate you brobots but sometimes you want something different. Too bad most of the fembots on here are just attention seeking. Being lonely fucking sucks, it's mind-numbing.
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>>28529419

Why are you lonely? Don't you have any friends?
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>>28529436
Not that I talk to on a regular basis, only when we meet up do we even talk at all. And even then it's like 2-3 people.
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>>28529448
Probably, but his point is that none of them have vaginas or they do but there's no chance of him getting to stick his dick in any of them.

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How many of you here gamble?
How many of you have out of control spending habits?
How many of you have high tolerance for physical pain?
I recently came across a study about social rejection and spending habits. People who get rejected by others spend more money and tolerate higher levels of physical pain
http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download?doi=10.1.1.162.2360&rep=rep1&type=pdf
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>>28529401
I gambled for the first time about 3 weeks ago

I managed to lose my entire $500 paycheck.

I wasn't able to eat for several days.

At least I know not to gamble anymore.
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>>28529401
Gambling on CSGO senpai
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I put $20 on Trump to win the general.

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Why do normies suddenly love alcohol, gambling, smoking, drugs, sex and cars when they turn 18+ ???

>weeeeweew dude we 18 now let's go gamble and smoke weed and buy a hooker weeeeeoooo 18 baby woeeeo

I don't understand this phenomenon, when I was 18'i still had the same mindset when I was 16-17, video games and staying home staying up all night playing video games, I didn't suddenly want to get a license and go gamble money away.
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>>28529371
>you will never live through bc-wotlk again
Playing wow just makes me sad now, it's like a cruel parody.
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Cause normies are guillable on an extreme level they dress the same act the same say the same everything is the same
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>>28529371

You know its possible to have both types of interests right?

I love doing that but I still love my vidya

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