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Queue music, chat, watch videos (and meme hard), come on in! Orbiting permitted. Cryptodynamk and Meilleure are the girls and they're the mods as well. They are single and ready to mingle.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the lower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "claim" a waifu.
>What can I play?
Queue anything music you want.
>How do I post images to the chat?
Drag and drop or type "postpic: filename.extension"
>Anything else
Just ask inside, or check the "Info" tab by the Video, Queue, and Mod tabs.
Useful links
>Region restriction checker, to make sure a video isnt blocked for other users
http://polsy.org.uk/stuff/ytrestrict.cgi
>Emoji list, for the lulz
http://www.emoji-cheat-sheet.com/
>Staff capabilities info
http://pastebin.com/fjFYLnX1
>inb4 the "real" r9k room posts a link and says, "screwed up in the OP, here's the correct link"
>if u post another room here ur gay
tootly original desu sdfsdfsdf ddddjjj
nice room desu come play some lil wayne and other good music
>>28526077
can i queue memes like tess and the faggot fucks what shitty ass video can i fucking queue that piece of shit?
Queue decent music pls
Why do normalfags pretend to care about this shit? Shouldn't these people have better, normalfag things to do with their lives like go on dates and go on bike rides instead of wasting hours a week watching a tv show just to be hip?
>>28526047
Lol le tip fedora twin peaks hahahaha
i stopped watching that show a while ago
one of the last major events that i remember was a wedding where a bunch of fags got killed and shit
does it get better from there?
Bike riding is pretty anti-normie m8. Ever seen chad riding down the road on a bike? When I ride I get normies and chads yelling shit out their windows at me a lot. The worst was when I was riding at like 3 am and some asshole threw an ashtray full of ashes and cig butts at me.
I finally got my first girlfriend yesterday and she broke up with me an hour ago and now im depressed. Hold me /r9k/
>>28525705
Are you in elementary school or something?
>>28525724
No asshat, im 26
I relate to this so much I just had my first boyfriend and then he dumped me said we'd still be friends and has never talked to me since. The last thing he said to me was "I am Pooping"
What do you think this room smells like?
shit from the fat one in the back
>those sagging tits
disgusting
Probably fairly sweaty.
The fat one probably smells nasty, as all fat people do.
I'm sure there's a faint tint of vag, but it would be barely noticeable.
i need to save this picture on my phone
>tfw no thousand-yard stare bf
>tfw playing vidya with my qt bf
http://www.slide.world-three.org/read/its_not_my_fault_that_im_not_popular/en/0/95/page/1
>tfw the girl you're talking to has no interest in you
in highschool I had kids I'd talk to in class but it never went past that ever and if always go over board with joking and talking for some reason probably because I couldn't do it at home and didn't have anyone else to talk to. Griping about a lack of attention from girls is kinda pathetic sometimes imo but I haven't ever held hands or kissed a girl before and doubt I ever will. I like being alone sometimes but free time can kinda get depressing when it just ends up with walking around the yard and stuff. Any advice G's
Pretty easily. Socializing with people always felt like a chore - even if I liked the person a lot.
I don't hate people, I just greatly prefer being alone
>>28525569
Talking to people is kinda hard for me because I don't ever have much in common at all with them for some reason. What do you do to feel like you've been productive or to give your life meaning? I try to make beats and stuff sometimes but I have to be in a musical mood
>>28525637
I rarely share common interests with anybody but like I said I don't need people to talk to. You can never go wrong with small talk about current events or sports though.
Tell me, robots. What song would be the soundtrack of your suicide?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCJblaUkkfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Q0HJBI5rw
It's kind of cliche-ish, but I like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6piDRKOwh88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5c9dGt-kYU
I met this girl on tinder and she's basically the human embodiment of a red flag
Should I lose my virginity to her?
She's not going to fuck you.
Fuck off with the tinder bragging threads, faggot. If you really want to brag show us nudes you're getting or proof you fucked her.
>>28525553
I haven't fucked her yet
She has SERIOUS self esteem issues, daddy issues, eating disorder issues, trust issues, the works.
I met up with her today for lunch, she's super clingy. I don't have an issue with any of these things though. I've always wanted a clingy gf (since I can get pretty clingy) and I always go for girls that I feel like I can help. Like a wounded puppy thing.
>>28525518
Body pic
>tfw no fit gf
how do you deal with that robots?
I try not to think about it fampai
>>28525478
same way we deal with no gf
like none
at all
still don't get why women lift. cardio makes sense to me. lifting as a female just makes you like a little kid trying to be like daddy
>hey anon look at what daddy got me for my birthday!!
>by the way what did you get for me?
>>28525460
THIS!
*unzips dick*
>>28525460
This [soiler]tiny[/spoiler] dick
*unzips dick*
come get this birthday dick, girl.
Why are so quiet anon? are you okay?
i can't talk becauseyou took my breath away
>>28525414
>posting a 6 year old picture and thinking that girl is some hot novelty
You're a million years too young to be posting in my board.
Because I can't stop thinking about you. You're so pretty.
>anon, why are you so quiet?
>I would never fuck an introvert
>I could listen to chad tell stories for hours. He's so funny and outgoing!
>>28525324
The only reason they find Chad interesting is because he's attractive.
If you're attractive suddenly everyone cares about your opinion and everything you say is interesting.
>>28525324
their all ugly anyway
>>28525380
>chad's attractive because he has confidence! I love that he loves himself!
who here /orb/
>tfw using orb's pics to troll /fit/izens and remind them that no amount of lifting will fix their face
>>28525254
I used Orb's pics on tinder and basically every swipe was a match. I even used an autistic "about" page (me just being myself). It made me want to kill myself because I'll never really have those looks.
>>28525254
the fuck is orb
Did he have plastic surgery to get these looks?
I've fucked like 50 black women bareback last year. My dick is about 6.5 inches long/maybe 7 on a good day and 6 inches around, literally all of them were tight as FUCK, like seriously, and like all of them told me my dick was big and some were like "damn gimmie dat big ol 9 inch white dick" i kekd when a few of them said stuff like that.
I'm not even that attractive.
>>28525218
>50 black women
If you didn't wear a condom, I guarantee you have an std
>>28525218
>being this proud of degeneracy.
>>28525256
Must be immune or some shit, had regular tests during these months, all clear.
So i screenshotted this thread that got deleted prolly by the feds lmao
Dank dude but why
>>28525197
hahahahahahahhahahaahahhahahah fucking EPIC
you should post this to r/4chan :)
>>28525364
So he can be a part of the next happening or whatever. I don't know why it matters anyway. 4chan might as well be considered a public bathroom stall.
