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>"Hey Uncle Anon, why isnt there an auntie anon, my mommy says there is a special girl for every boy"
my sister is a medical doctor.
but at least she can't have children.
no niece, problem solved
>>28524722
>'that's where you come in'
well your mommy also says not to smoke. leave me alone or i'll tattle on you, you smarmy little cunt.
Fascism is just like capitalism with rainbow flags and gender quotas.
>a political system is like an economic system
ok
>>28524742
Are you honestly that stupid?
Seriously, read a book you fucking simpleton.
>>28524992
>Are you honestly that stupid?
>Seriously, read a written opinion that happens to agree with me you fucking simpleton.
Do you fear death, robot-kun ?
>>28524689
No squid-kun for all things must die
>>28524689
Not really
>unoriginal
I fear human interaction more than I fear death
Post your favorites robots, any song or album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wPtHy7EP0g
>>28524684
>mfw this is actually comfy
>mfw I have no face
http://youtu.be/QpOnn8NQuAc the anthem of all autismo robots
https://youtu.be/3NJsTeKTlZM
Choose 1, /r9k/!
Which Mountain Dew and what superpowers do you desire?
>perfect accuracy with anything
So if I pick throwback, I can play the stock market from my couch while holding the musket with one hand?
>>28524759
Yes, it can, but is that really what God would want you to do with it?
But I guess Free Will exists for a reason...
>>28524654
Voltage. Simply cause it's my favorite and white the description of white out makes me wanna die of cringe.
I got my first gf (im 24) and she says I'm extremly handsome and worries everyday about me cheating. But its funny because up until her no girl ever was interested in me (and they still arent except for the gf). How do I convince her that I'm still quite the aspie when it comes to other women?
Don't bother, she'll just lose her respect for you and that will be even worse.
>>28524652
Prove her right, cheat on her.
Do you think she's the prettiest girl in the world (or will you when you are in love?)
Most girls who worry about that want to hear "You're the most beautiful girl in the world, so there's no competition that comes close to you." Or some shit like that, but you have to mean it. If you don't you might as well leave because that'll ruin the relationship.
ITT
we insult one other for no apparent reason.
youre motheris a nice person
i'll suck your cock and wash your dishes you huge cutie
>>28524637
u are ugly
There are probably so many young kids and straight edge faggots here. Honestly robots why dont you just do drugs? No I'm not talking about le dank weed, im talking about real drugs
>sitting at home all day with nothing to do thinking about how horrible life is
>do strong drugs that make you forget a bunch of stuff and fucking make your mind happy
it really isnt that hard I know you might have a problem finding a drug dealer but if you make a normie book and contact that degenerate you knew in highschool chances are he is going to help you out because he's still a failure. I wouldn't recomend crack cocaine I would recommend getting on Benzos or someshit or getting some sleeping pills and researching them. I never inject I'm too afraid and dont want aids but I've been popping pills for a while now and its made my life a lot better besides the fact that niggers are going to rob you if you are successful and get what you want. Drugs(Not weed childrens actual drugs) are very powerful and can help you with your daily problems. I love xanax and codeine. Weed is a drug for kids. I was getting my hands on oxy but that fell through I've just been living happily for a year taking benzos and its greatly increased my overall happiness. It helped me be more social in school while I was high on prescription pills. Its probalby super dangerous but wtf ever I've only got one life so I dont give a fuck.
tl;dr do drugs you're missing out srsly.
>>28524547
Drugs don't fix shit and taking them to make your life easier is the best way to get addicted. Recreational drug use can be okay from time to time.
>>28524595
>fix
like any of you are going to fix your fucked up lives
>>28524620
They could, drugs are not going to help with it. Behavioral therapy, medication if mentally ill, learning how to dress - those would probably do the trick.
I like this place, I do, but at the end of the day it's just a huge pity party full of self-loathing misogynists that want to bring everyone down with them. It gets old pretty fast.
Where can us normalfags go to on 4chan? /b/ is just the same 5 threads repeated over and over and you can't just shoot the shit on the other boards like you can here, you have to talk about whatever the subject of that board is.
I mean, I'd love to just hang out here but it's a pretty toxic environment and I can only associate so much with turbo NEETs. I really just like to read the stories and chat with the girls here and there, but it would be so much nicer in a non-reddit, non-self-loathing format.
go to /soc/
also this is probably bait
sage
I see bitches with Drake t shirts walking around and I just want to shove a cactus up their vadge
>>28524479
Hey man, I'd say this is your best environment to do that. From my experience (I'm a newfag but I've seen a few boards) this is the only real board slow enough to have discussions and find the content you seem to want to see. Don't stay for hours on end, and you should be fine.
>tfw no eleksyon voting, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, kape brewing, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>28524451
>inb4 mexi-chan is better
>>28524451
Still lookin' for that qt filipina gf, eh?
This thread is easily the best thing ever on this board
Skippy peanut butter is great
Probably due to the outrageous amount of sugar they put into it
>>28524468
And what peanut butter do you buy?
>>28524447
Shit, I forgot to buy Jam for my nightly PBJ sandwich.
>go out with Chad friends who feel bad for me and invite me out of pity
>they meet a group of girls
>the girls want to go home with them but without me
>Chad comes up to me and tells me sorry but they wanna fuck but without me
>Chad friends leave with the girls
>tfw alone again
thanks life
i bet the girls were ugly
>>28524433
No, they were all pretty hot.
bump because sad
Who /IceCream/ here?
>MFW my old HS used to sell the based Chaco Taco
>so delicious and cold
Who ice cream here?
not OP, let's roll for our treat boys
>>28524350
>High school
>Treat
I sat alone in the library and occasionally had normies come up and try and start a conversation and be my friend, I always gave vague answers so they'd eventually just stop trying and leave me alone.
>>28524375
Rolling my jiggaz
Daily reminder to get an asian girlfriend if you're white.
>Dating the yellow jew
>>28524325
gee I wonder who could be behind this white genocide. Thanks for the shills, sheckles have now been deposited into your account
>tfw yellow fever
>tfw Hispanic
>tfw Asian girls hate Hispanics
Just setting myself up for failure
>always wanted kids
>no woman will ever want to mate with me
Maybe it's for the best. If I had kids they probably wouldn't like me anyway
>>28524274
single dad adoption, if you truly wanted children that is
just for the pic
>>28524306
They don't let obvious pedos adopt
