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gf is a spook.
It just seems like an easy solution for sex, that's why guys are inclined to go into it.
(Yes, I know some of you who have "no luck" with girls say they only want a human connection,... no need to reply)
Why doesn't everybody just strife for fuck buddies? Sex once a week and you're good. gf is stealing time for your other goals. If you have no other goals, even if it's just better hedonism, you might as well kill yourself.
>>28522778
Spook as in black? I hear they are more sexual and tend to lubricate more easily.
I hope nobody here is actually stupid enough to want a gf just for sex. Sex is easily attainable without one so if that's all robots wanted surely they wouldn't bemoan not having a gf so much.
have you actually read stirner, OP?
Does anybody else find themselves ever staring out the window like a dog? Every now and then, when I find myself bored, I'll walk around my house and think for quite awhile - often, this ends in me sitting in front of a window staring outside.
It's like I want to go out there, crave the outside, but cannot justify to myself a reason to bother going out.
>No friends
>No outdoor hobbies
>None of it even really sounds that appealing
I just want to enjoy nature. Why is it so hard?
>>28522733
Hop on a bicycle put on some music and cruise around
>>28522733
>I'll walk around my house and think for quite awhile - often, this ends in me sitting in front of a window staring outside.
You should try out hiking, you can do it alone and just enjoy nature. Bonus points if you're into photography aswell (you can even use your phone camera).
>>28522789
>tfw can't ride a bike
>Don't want to embarrass myself in front of the normalfags
What anime/manga do you actually like? I know this isn't /a/, but I feel like this place watches anime and hates it.
Anime I unironically like:
>Sword art online
>Naruto
>Digimon
>Akame ga Kill
>>28522722
I don't have any favorites. I just watch whatever is on the frontpage of kissanime.
I'm enjoying Boku no Hero Academia atm. I'm a sucker for underdog stories.
>>28522814
>Boku no
Are you Japanese? Or do you just feel special for using the Japanese name rather than its English one?
>>28522722
>That taste
I'm gonna puke. I don't mean to be rude but that is some truly, truly awful taste right there.
Why do numales have such a godawful sense of humor
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4iy3e1/what_makes_you_laugh_every_single_time_without/
My face has never remained so emotionless
What do you find funny?
>>28522707
Siduational comedy, absurdism
Am I the only one who finds literally any form of humor funny? Right from lame dad jokes right through to holocaust jokes.
A lot of people are fucking miserable because they can't learn to laugh. I don't like that people see humor as something that they can "pick and choose" from like some platter of food and be all picky about it. Life is already shitty enough as it is, we might as well laugh about it when we can.
Black male going on a date with an asian female. Redpill me on what to expect guys.
>>28522663
i think its best to let them talk alot cause asian girls like to talk and smile alot. but dont hesitate whenever its your turn to step in or talk.
>>28522663
too rare/unique to offer any general advice. Blasian kids are cute though so hopefully it works out.
Asian culture is extremely racist.
If she's agreed to go on a date with you, she's probably detached from that culture.
Be confident and yourself, godspeed anon
I make about $80,000 a year renting out 5 apartments i inherited from my grandparents
I dont have a job and spend most my days at home browsing the internet.
I literally dont know what to do with my money. I used to think having money would bring me happiness but im fucking lonely
Donating some of it to charity is the key
You will be happy m8
>>28522604
richfags can't be robots, fuck you
>>28522604
>I have money waaaaah
Fuck off.
Articulate
Seatbelt
Impromptu
Massacre
We all know that blood is thicker than water, and your siblings are the people who matter most in the world. But do you guys feel that it extends to cousins as well?
>>28522540
Blood of the covenant, anon
>>28522540
If my sister wasn't such a normie I would fuck her so hard
>>28522587
This. The water referred to in the saying is the water of the womb. OP confirmed for someone that says shit like "all of the sudden", "a whole 'nother", and "literally".
4 hours in, no likes left, 0 matches LOL
>4 hours
1 month here, faggot.
get tinder plus and just swipe everything
>tfw match with every girl ranging 5-7/10 on Tinder and even some 8s
I put some serious effort on my Tinder profile. It's cool to get matches but I haven't got a single date yet.
Post all of your feels
And what those feels are feeling
Everything is just fine. It's all going to be all right
>tfw blasting music so i can't hear mommy fucking her new boyfriend
>>28522612
>This fucking feel
My parents divorced right as I finished undergrad and moved back in to mitigate costs while going for my Masters. She ended up hooking up with a Brazilian guy who moved in with us and walked around naked 90% of the time. Hearing the loud sounds of them fucking at night was all the motivation I needed to make sure I got a job and move the fuck out of there. God damn the sounds still haunt me.
I give up, I let the manlet meme get to me,
>tfw thought i waas 5'6, 2cm away from being 5'6, im only 5'5
Cuck my shit up, girls always wear high heels so will wearing these be seen as a beta move?
Yes it's beta because real men don't need to do that shit
>>28522501
nobody gives a shit how tall you are, you are beta for letting it get to you so much.
>>28522501
>im only 5'5
Holy shit is this bait? I'm 6'3 and wear one inch lifts. Don't buy weird shoes and don't go over an inch otherwise it changes your posture unnaturaly
I made some food guys, what you think?
Mandatory watching this
>>28522476
not bad anon, id eat it but it needs some veggies my man
i had some lasagna. now im about to pass out and might eat a small snack before i really pass out
Who here fucking set for the long night of shit posting ?
Gonna hit up /g/ first
>jalapeno kettle fucking chips
>>28522464
>/g/
such a horrible board. you really should just stop going there
I had a gas station chicken sandwich.. I fucked up. Not at all prepared for the shitposting but maybe a PBJ and a couple beers will help.
>>28522464
Start a battery life general /blg/ thread and say the iPhone 5S is better than all the lagdroid phablets. Guaranteed replies.
>>28522582
and say the iPhone 5S is better than all the lagdroid phablets
fuck outta here with those lies nigga
HIRE ME FUCKING HIRE JUST GIVE ME A JOB IT'S BEEN 5 MONTHS SINCE I GRADUATED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28522434
Yeah, and sorry, Pajeet here has an H1 visa.
yeah, I'm in your vote. Go to college, you'll get a nice job they said.
>>28522434
>apply to diner for dishwashing job
>"you need 2 years of professional dishwashing experience"
I've been rejected from McDonald's, Big Lots, Chipotle, Target, Walmart, Shoprite, Five Guys, and PetSmart
I've hit rock bottom
There are real Hikikomori on /r9k?
What was the last time you went out, and where you keep the money for survive?
Are there* ops
>>28522427
we call them neets, hiromoot
I've been a hikikomori for 3 years. Ask me anything.
