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i moved to this room and the pillow on the bed is too thick. i can't sleep with my head angled like that.
>try without the pillow
>misery
>try with the pillow
>misery
what do i do?
any tricks i could do? this is torture.. i was waiting all day for a good night's sleep and now i can't...
>>28519618
>buy new pillow
>fold thin blanket to your liking and use it as pillow
>>28519618
bunch up some tshirts or something
kill your family, its the only way
Now that the dust has settled.
What went wrong femanons?
Feminism happened. It was only downhill from there.
The one on the right is what most men want these days.
The one on the left would be ignored after she said she didn't give it up on the first date. Or cheated on by her husband with the one on the right.
>>28519590
Women realised they had the short end of the stick
>tfw no porn
i stopped watching porn to try and fix my brain. its been about 3 months. im depressed and all i want to do is look up all of my degenerate fetishes and have an incredible hours long fap session.
does anyone know this feel?
I get rapey when I don't fap
>tfw no toilet
I haven't pooped in a week and it's driving me up the wall. I don't feel any more confident than when I was shitting daily.
does anyone know this feel?
>>28519519
still fapping desu, but it sucks. can barely even get myself hard enough.
My asshole hurts so bad after that constipated shit. I never want to be constipated again.
>>28519465
You might want to eat better :/
Eat more fiber faggot.
>>28519465
I did something to my anus and it hurts to sit and walk. I can't see a doctor for another two days.
How did your parents meet?
Mine started dating in high school when my mom transferred to my dad's class. They broke up before they graduated but started dating again when my mom was in college.
>tfw I'm the same age they were when they got married
>two years younger than the age when they had me
I feel like such a failure.
My dad and mom were both drinking at a bar. My dad wanted to talk to my mom but was afraid to. My mom wanted my dad to talk to her and waited on him. My dad asked every girl in the building to dance first before he was drunk enough and asked my mom. She said yes. They started dating. They married in a courthouse.
This was my mom's second marriage. My dad was in the Navy. They're still together.
I have no idea what to feel about them in relation to 4chan memes about relationships. But I guess it's a nice enough story for reality.
>teenage mom crashed party full of my dad and his adult friends
>he befriended my jailbait mom
>the eventually hooked up and married
>>28519430
how the fuck should I know? I hate my parents and I'm not building a relationship with them when they ignored me while I was growin up
>at work
>girl comes in every few days to buy something
>cant tell if shes being friendly or likes me
>asked me one time if id be at work on saturday
>asks me randomly about services we offer in the store
>asked me about a sign on our window
>today im walking away from counter to fix something and she says "ARE YOU LEAVING??"
I would ask her for her number but she comes in with a guy and another girl. i cant tell which girl is which, and i cant tell who is who. they are both asian.
they might be mother/daughter or sisters but theres also a guy whos with them all the time and i domt know if its a boyfriend/husband
>>28519413
Stay away from gooks you desperate virgin.
>le asiens meme
just ask her if she has a boyfriend and then just bee urself :)
>mother is drunk
>starts going on about my dead premature twin brother
>I tell her I have no emotional connection to him and that her smoking during pregnancy may have been a factor
>she starts crying
>demands I retract my statement
>father says "his self-esteem is low enough as it is. Don't make it worse."
Fuck, robots. I've never heard my father say something like that before. I don't know how to respond to something like that. It's true, but still....hearing it from my own father kind of hurts.
Your family sounds fucked up and entertaining. Can I come live with you.
IKTF
>mom would randomly confide in me about dead older brother because I was oldest
>had no emotional connection to him
>mom still says shit like "he would've graduated university this year.." and I don't know what to say
>tfw
You've got to learn to sheer off what other people think of you, or make them think what you want man.
You'll be fine champ just try not to BTFO your mother and remember you get one life for yourself.
One more gruelling day of slavery left, wagecuck.
At least I'm making money to buy all the tendies I want :^)
Fuck up NEETcuck
>>28519260
Thisday will feel like a week.
Guys help
>be me
>trying to get /fit/ to attract womyn
>do a shit ton of squats
>gain muscle but my boy pussy gets TOO big
>pants don't even fit anymore
>guys at the gym keep staring at it, friends keeps slapping it
>embarrassed as fuck, afraid to wear tight jeans in public now
>>28519194
time to start wearing cute dresses I guess
>he fell for the squat meme
enjoy your girly ass you cumslut
>>28519194
You only have one option once your rear goes above normal male size
if you could reinstate the slavery of blacks with the press of a button, would you do it?
>>28519184
No, why would I? If I could enslave generally bad people of all races, sure
Slavery is bad for today's economy.
Could I get a handsome black slave bf for cheap?
Bad trip experiences?
I did this edible once and it was the only time I've done drugs. Basically:
> It was borderline psychedelic but in a scary way
> My skin felt really sensitive
> I freaked out and threatened to kill everyone in the room.
> I told this one guy to "Get raped behind a Taco Bell."
Pic is mfw the drugs hit.
>>28519183
back to /b/ please
original comment
>take mushrooms with normie friend
>end up sobbing, describing my inferiority/depression/suicidal thoughts, and rocking back and forth catatonically
>intense visuals
>legs feel melded together into one leg
>carpet was flowing like from a breeze
>saw a demon in my kitchen towel
>cried so much my eyes were puffy the next day
1/10
So how long did that last?
Reminder that there are teenage/early 20's Chads having sex with middle aged (married) women at this VERY moment.
How's it make you feel that your own mom may have done the exact same thing behind your back?
there's this super hot 50+ year old woman I work with, legitimately more attractive than the ~25 year old roasties that are there (i'm 23)
She has a daughter only a few years younger than me, don't know if she's married but I know she's at least in an LTR so I doubt I have a chance
Cowtits, nice ass and she's always wearing these short dresses or tight pants
My aunt's new boyfriend is a muscle buff 22 year old. He's a year younger than me.
My aunt is 49..
>>28519464
just beee urself and ask for a cheap quick one
works every time
I feel like feeling extra shitty today
Is your name Angela Orosco? When are you going to kill your father and brother? Do you know where your mama is?
How do you fend them off? Are you hot?
Why don't you just kill them?
Post your DCG, rate others, discuss
>>28519158
>he carries his autism in his pockets
>>28519417
Guessing you mean the hipflask? It's family, and it means a lot to me
Are you ready for a lot of guns?
'murica time
>sex
>before marriage
W E W L A D
>>28519030
>marriage
>not eternal unofficial partnership
W E W L A D
>not accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior
W
E
W
L
A
D
getting married in 2016
