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Well, /r9k/?
You can only choose one (1) boipussy.
I choose the one on the right or the one in the middle
the one on the right looks closest to a qt japanese boy, the one in the middle looks like a qt androgynous trap girl
>>28519929
Team blonde boipussy!
Blonde boipussy is best boipussy.
Fairest among all boipussies!
>>28519929
middle so I can fuck my own shota clone.
>Wake up anon, don't want to be late for your first day of highschool!
Wat do?
>>28519270
Probably kill myself, that or try to get hella highschool pussy.
Thank god that he's given me a second chance to not fuck up my future
I wake up in the morning take a piss and wash my hands, take a knee and thank the man, then get back to the money
>not being apart of a gang.
If you live in new york hit me up on skypekinderserveri'm apart of a white nationalist group and i'll let robots in for free without being beaten. Plus we got a few whores to pass around (how i lost my virginity)
>>28519115
I have a clan and we hang everyday to raid and shit
>>28519278
Anon call me on skype if you live in new york. I used to be like you except I was playing WoW, joines the local chapter of the KKK and joined Rebel Boys. I get laid everyweek at large conventions and we basically run oir town.
York is fucking shit senpai
I will destroy this world. everything you love and everything you cling to out of weakness. you will see the true nature of mankind
you are all roaches to me
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>>28519024
Sasgay is a good guy now
boipucci, boy pussy, or bussy?
Which is superior?
>>28518833
none of the above. boipussy is best.
>>28518833
>boipucci
good
>boy pussy
ideal
>bussy
sounds retarded
>>28518833
>three options
>has a three Dubs
was that a question OP, because you seem to be the answer.
i haven't lost my virginity because i never lose
>>28518731
you lost your pride and self esteem a long time ago
>>28518731
does male virginity even make sense ? doesnt the concept only make sense if you actually lose something like the female hymen, or at least if there is anything changed after the act ?
What are you, some kind of joke thief
>fell in love with girl
>girl rejected me a few months ago
>we got on really well
>we had same interests and i made her laugh really hard
>must just be ugly.
>she just got a bf
>I feel sick inside
This feel really hurts, hold me.
(Yes I know i'm a pathetic faggot who fell for the love meme)
It was lust, not love my friend.
Try to forget about her and move on. You're better off without her.
>>28518704
Why do I still feel for her after all these months?
shouldn't have been born ugly you faggot
My mom just found my stash and empty hydrocodone bottles. Why am i such a piece of shit
>>28518608
learn to live a lie
>>28518608
Haha enjoy your horrible withdrawal ;)
im going to get my wisdom teeth extracted tomorrow, going under general anesthesia
how can i milk them for the most/best pills? im getting 3 taken out. i had a songle one taken out a few years ago in high school, and i believe they gave me the weakest vicodin which didn't even make it stop hurting
now, they told me that they prescribe vicodin or hydrocodone. how do i get at them hydros? i don't smoke cigarettes and in the questionnaire i didnt check that i use any drugs or pot even, and the guy likes me because i told him i lost weight recently
Anyone else suicidal but not enough to be willing to inflict terrible pain upon your family?
I desperately want to die and if I had shitty parents I'd do it in a heartbeat.
>>28518529
I don't give a fuck about my family.
I'm just too much of a pussy to do it. Wish they had those suicide booths like in Futurama.
100% same for me
Shit dad, can't do it to mum though
>>28518529
story behind the pic?
Whatever you do, fembots, please do NOT become a single mom! If Chad fucks and dumps you, abort the kid immediately!
Too late, he divorced me when oldest was 11. He realized he hated kids that weren't little.
>>28518540
Are you /r9k/s single mom?
>>28518509
you do realize pump and dump isn't the only way of becoming a single mom?
>>28518636
>Are you /r9k/s single mom?
If the title is open
Is there some biological reason that white girls love to fuck black dudes?
they are superior than other races in every single way
also the bbc
>>28518388
I don't know, is there any kind of reason you keep posting these threads?
genetic diversity is desirable for healthy offspring and that makes them attractive
>parents ask me a question
>immediately argue my answer because I didn't answer the way they wanted me to
ITT: reasons you don't talk to people
What question did your parents ask?
>>28518184
>people say they don't get Alverson movies
This is the only reason i need
>>28518217
>why dont you want to take the job?
>because I already have one and this is my last summer to do what I want be for I get forced to work 40 hours a week forever
>WELL I cant make this decision for you, YOU'RE an adult so YOU need to make this decision on your own
WHY EVEN FUCKING ASK ME THEN? I just want one summer to enjoy before they force me into wageslavery for my entire life.
Would you date a crazy girl?
>>28518171
A Yandere famalam
>>28518171
Yes, but only if she would be crazy about me. I don't know, I'm just really, really addicted to that feeling of being wanted/needed and loved.
Also
>posting arba
Supreme taste, anon
I did and it was the worst 4 months of my dating life mind you I dated her and only her that ho
I don't want to live on this fucking Earth anymore.
>>28518103
You can always leave m8
>>28518103
I'm pretty sure those are the two also responsible for Three Guys One Hammer.
>>28518136
They were.
One got life, and the other got NINE FUCKING YEARS.
NINE.
Fuck this fucking planet. Fuck human beings. Those fucking assholes should be impaled or tortured to fucking death.
Be honest /r9k/, do I look alpha or beta?
Pic is me
You actually look really fucking alpha, but not overly alpha like those swole fratbro male models. I'd recommend not using hair gel though, I feel like it looks terrible on absolutely everyone who uses it. Maybe use some pomade on your hair or something similar, but fuck gel.
>>28517991
beta eyes, rest is alpha
you look like a 30 year old single father
Unbutton top button on the shirt for more alpha
