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I'm so sick of not having a life.
If you feel sorry enough for yourself maybe you'll get one
>>28515209
I'm sick of you not having a life
Kill yourself then. That's what I'm gonna do.
Would you hit a qt trap?
I'd far prefer a qt trap bf to a gf at this point.
How is this a question. Of course.
>>28515137
That wasn't the question though.
How do you talk to a girl about her feet without making her feel weird?
What's the proper way to ask a girl if you can massage her feet (in a non sexual way).
Girls put so much effort and money into making their feet pretty. Is it a trap for betas?
>Aw stacy did you just get your nails done? They look so nice
>ew why are you even looking, CREEP!
don't even bother. Girls are a waste of time.
>>28515049
you need to get close with them which isnt happening for me or any of you reading this
>>28515049
Your toes would look better with my home made lotion.
How the fuck do Chads rawdog at orgies and not get any STDs?
chad is a god
They do and its causing resistant strains of many STDS.
They do get STDs. A mark of a chad or a stacy is a long list of diseases. It's almost a badge of pride.
Except for herpes, though. You can't get rid of that.
>tfw online friends don't even like you
God dammit I am going to kill myself right now
>tfw i constantly make online friends, add them to skype and then never talk to them again even when they intiate
lmao, i love it
>>28515088
>>28515044
Dubs? Damn nice
>>28515088
You're trying to rub it in but I never had anyone do this to me
When did you realize that literally everything that matters in life is a lottery?
>implying anything matters in life
"Do without doing" as Lao Tzu said.
Just don't worry about anything and go with the flow man.
>>28515036
"XD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MAN IF YOU JUST TRY HARD ENOUGH ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE JUST LIFT OR SOMETHING XDDD"
anyone here up for a round of edgy'o?
your move robot
>>28514965
turn off the linkin park
Crawling in my crawl, the crawls they will not crawl
your turn anon
I just picked up a girl
AMA
>sandnigger
>chad
so did you literally pick her up or what?
>implying chad needs to come here to brag about getting women
/failedchad/ desu
>>28514975
I dont see the sandnigger
>just ate a block of cheddar cheese for lunch
>>28514906
I had a scotch egg
I had half a kebab
> cake for breakfast
Just kill me
>Anon. You wanted to see me?
Isn't that the young girl whose pics used to float all over 4chan? I think I remember that face.
WHO BITCH DIS IS? *smacks lips*
She got beautiful :O
I like the feeling when I'm cumming and the cum comes out
>>28514891
I like the feeling of a guys penis inside me cumming and the cum comes out
>>28514891
Thanks for putting effort in maintaining quality on this board
>>28514903
One question remains: Are you gay or gal?
Who /mischief/ here?
>coworker smiles at me
>I smile back
>actually feel dead inside
>gotem.tiff
>work at store
>customer says "have a nice day"
>you to-
>once they leave
>you to-o naive to understand I don't mean it
>rused
>>28514876
Thats my rutine.
>>28514876
I can't believe they fall for that one.
Slavbros, how are you holding up?
Pretty good 2bh desu
>>28514865
Russian newfag reporting. I'm 20 KV other than that doing alright. How was your day?
>>28515015
Welcome to /r9k/ desu!
Who is your favourite Pornstar, r9k/?
Mine is Nikita Bellucci, she is so damn perfect!
>>28514863
Daisy Marie, Maria Ozawa, Angelica Bella...
ava addams
august ames
brandi love
Skye West
Cassidy Klein
Gigi Rivera
The petite girls with firm asses are top notch
Tomorrow I'm walking to college instead of cycling because it's friday the 13th. Anybody else playing it safe tomorrow?
>>28514806
by playing it safe did you mean horror movies all day???
your post made me so happy i didn't even realize the date, anon
>>28514806
it's just another day of the week.
>>28514806
>tfw my birthday is tomorrow.
I was even born on a friday 13th. It will be the 10th birthday in a row without a party. They say that there will be a thunderstorm. It's not like I'm superstitous or something...
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