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there's nothing resembling an 'interior design' board so i thought i'd just post this here
is it weird to hang rugs on the wall as a decoration or not? it has the added benefits of soundproofing and heat
>>>/diy/
idiot kill uruslellffff
What kind of rugs?
If you're hanging epic tapestries from the age of vikings, go ahead. I don't know why you would just hang a normal rug from the furniture store on the wall though
This is Gondola. Gondola is our inner child and an embodiment of wu wei, the taoist principle of non-action. The appreciation of Gondola art is a form of meditation.
>>28517876
Gondola is a passive bystander. It is far more timid than the often vulgar Spurdo. Its inability to speak and its lack of arms paint a very strong picture of a creature unable to interact with the world. It can watch and it can think, but it can only influence the world through its presence, not its participation. I think of Gondola as a very emotional character. It can be portrayed as both happy and sad. Gondola is caught up in emotions, but can never closure.
Therefore Gondola wanders the earth with its long legs trying to find meaning.
Gondola isn't our inner child, gondola has no denotation. Efforts to attempt to describe gondola in words will fail.
>tfw have 20 gondola webms, all top tier quality, but all of them have audio
fuck 4chan
>be little kid
>adult giving out sweets
>asks if i want some
>say no I don't like sweets, too much sugar
>"What kind of kid doesn't like sweets!"
fuck you I'm fat now anyway hope you're glad
>he expected replies
>>28517820
why do i find that picture really hot
>>28518342
Because that girls body is built for sex. If she didnt cut herself up she would be perfect. Still hot tho
>I'm going to upload that dank meme on reddit
>Trump will start WW3
>>28517573
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T USE SOCIAL MEDIA OR CARRY A PHONE!?
>>28517573
>YOU DONT HAVE A SLUT DRAINING UR MONEY BRUHHHHH U FUKKIN DIP REST OR SUM SHEEIT
>>28518030
YOU DON'T USE SKYPE???
I do muscle worship sessions for perverted old gay men and sissy faggots. I also cuckold these guys for a living as they want me to fuck their wives too. Hourly rates are $300-400 so I can make a decent living from this.
Ask me anything? Faggots.
Pic related.
>>28517560
Kys op. youre an underage poo in the loo obsessed w cucking.
what the fuck happened to you m8
>>28517560
looks like you get your nips sucked a lot?
>being used as a convenience by others
>you will never get any credit for it
>yet you keep doing it
I'll never have anything
go to bed justin.
>wageslave
>pay 1/3 for the state to cuck you
the only thing there to have is revenge
>>28517503
Are you in a """""communist""""" country?
>can't jackoff for 20 seconds without cumming
>make thread on r9k, anon says go to the doctor
>blood tests come back: I have normal testortorone levels. everythings fine
>try no fap, have given up porn, nothing works
Does anyone have the cure for the fastest nutter in the world? it would be very [rare] if i got in bed with a girl but at least id like to enjoy pleasuring myself. am i doomed forever robots?
garrett curit, i never thought you'd end up here.
how's your day? :^)
dude, I can make myself cum in under a minute from watching porn but it doesn't mean you'll do that when you finally bed a chick.
Shit, my first time I couldn't even get hard. Second time I could only cum in her mouth. Then it all became normal and everyday.
Don't worry, anon. I still run out quick ones very fast but I've not been able to cum from anything but oral sex in like 8 years.
>>28517502
Circumcision, goy
I am almost certain that every lonely "fembot" on this board has already rejected her soulmate without realizing it.
Fucking retards.
~rukia-chan~
>>28517475
Millions of women are rejecting men who are perfectly compatible for them because of circumstances.
because the guy asked her out the moment he met her.
Because the guy DIDN'T ask her out the moment he met her.
Because the guy was wearing the wrong color of shoes the first time he met her.
Because the guy didn't say a certain order of words.
If these women didn't reject them, they would've been in a loving meaningful relationship.
Yet instead they're crying & hating their life, feeling miserable and lonely and they end up in relationships where guys beat them, rape them or worse.
>>28517475
Not me... he just divorced me when he realized that he loved me but hated our kids after they weren't little anymore.
No sex in 4 years...
Is there any point in going for women your own age? They're uglier and with more cock milage than younger ones, with worse temperaments, and expect more of you than a qt teen girl.
>>28517454
Who is this qt pie
>>28517454
Would also like to know. Best faps of my life have been imagining her rape.
I feel like girls are biologically wired to go for guys around 4 years older than themselves. Feminists like to spew out bullshit and say girls are more mature than boys, therefore they want them older, but I do not buy this crap.
Any successful relationship I have ever witnessed have worked because the guy is a lot more grown up than the girl. Girls are more happy when they are together with a man who is leagues ahead of them in maturity. They do not like to be in the drivers seat, they want to be controlled, both mentally and physically, even if they will not admit it. The more the guy acts like a father figure and less like her equal, the more she will submit to him, and the happier she will become. In short, equality is a lie, and the death of any relationship. Girls want to be dominated, so they go for older guys because they have a bigger chance of being dominant due to having more experience.
Here is the thing though, any girls will actively try to take control of a relationship she is in, and she does this on a subconscious level without being aware of it. Your job as man is to never allow this to happen. That is why dating girls your own age is a terrible idea. The older a girl is, the more difficult she will become to handle, and if she succeeds in taking control, your relationship is as good as dead. She will be fucking Chad before you know it.
Dating younger girls also has a ton of benefits. They are prettier, more fertile, and you have more time to actually mold them into becoming good girlfriends/future wives before they get to a certain age where they are impossible to change. Every single cool girl I have ever known has been molded by a guy, they have never achieved it on their own.
So TLDR, always date younger girls if you have the luxury of choice, stay away from women your own age. You will be happier, and so will they.
> spin the bottle in 6th grade
> girls make a rule that they only have to shake your hand
>it lands on myself
>they all look at me and say I have to cum in my own mouth
>>28517444
never played that shit in my entire life, nor I know anyone who did
>>28517444
stop plagiarizing posts, anonymous
What is the tastiest candy you can buy?
>>28517365
>see this thread
>crave a kitkat
>can't take my car out because it's 5:30am and my mum's car is in the driveway but she's sleeping
>>28517451
Then move her car into the street and go get the fucking candy bar
>5:30am
Where the fuck do you live, batswana?
I like Heath Bars but apparently nobody else does as they're always on sale
Have you ever been to the food bank? I'm really broke phamalam. What sort of food do they usually give out?
>Cat.jpeg
>>28517337
Depends on what they have. It's usually a good haul. One time I got a full sheet cake (a store fucked up a birthday cake and donated it to the pantry)
Where do you live?
>>28517358
Southern Florida
The food bank is coming to my neighborhood to give food out. A lot of poor people live here I guess.
>>28517422
You'll get enough food, but what you get is random really. Don't expect anything frozen, or expensive. Do you not have a job anon?
What is prison like?
If you appear weak, people will fuck with you. Get in at least one fight to prove that you're not a pussy ass bitch.
seems ok. You don't have to work right?
>>28517239
Its like a big sleepover with the fellas
>tfw parents are fighting again
I'm 24 yo neet, yet I feel like a scared babby when my parents are fighting.
>>28517231
then move out you failure
>>28517246
No, you move out.
>>28517260
Yeah, I did when I was 18. Maybe your parents are fighting because their son is a deadbeat.
I AM SO BORED EVERYTHING IS BORING SOMEONE KILL ME
>>28517197
Does that pussy belong to you, M'lady
>>28517460
Yes frankly it does
>>28517554
Any moar puss pic's??
