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Hey look it's anon , let's rape hi.
every first hi is a rape hi unless they ask if they can say hi and you say yes.
>>28515819
*teleports in their dicks*
>>28515859
>ask if they can say hi
>just walking up to someone and asking them things
rapist
Femanon here, can you guys explain to me what it is about anime girls that you find so attractive? Besides them having huge breasts, I mean, since surely you are not that shallow.
>also femanon
>can appreciate the beauty of 2d girls
How many "not like other girls" points does this get me?
I only need 20 more for a free package of green hair dye.
Personalities, Beautiful eyes.
They are more feminine then 3DPD.
Gross real life whores.
>>28515796
I'm not attracted to every anime girl, just the ones that fit my tastes. Regardless, the appeal is the same as other fictional characters. They're made to be attractive both in looks and personality, and you can project your own ideals onto them to fill in the gap.
>tfw you took the red pill and must live a life of misery
But if you take the blue pill. You are happy, but lying to yourself or ignoring things for the sake of feeling better and satisfied. Are you really living? Is it life if you have to lie to yourself? If even in your head, in your own mind you can't be honest.
>>28515691
how do I go back, anon?
>>28515721
red pilled robots actually believe this horse shit?
What a good day to not be American.
Same. tbo
>>28515718
i am lmaoing out loud so hard right now hahahaha is that real?
>>28515677
>>28515718
there is no way this isnt /pol/ false flagging
"son you are going to the beach with us today. We dont want to hear any more excuses, you got it?"
i just want to kill my self.
Why not kill them instead?
>>28515672
>get mad weeks ago
>slice chest in rage with a knife
>not usually what you do but it just happened
>family forcing you to go to beach
>"take your shirt off anon its soo hot!"
>>28515672
the beach is great
wtf is your problem?
just make sure to use plenty of sunscreen
spf 90 or someshit
your pasty skin probably hasn't seen the sun in months
how did we become /ree9k/ - tendies, traps, and school shootings ?
>>28515578
culture seems to change/die over time and its because of the normies
>>28515578
its mainstream isn't that obvious at this point
>>28515578
It is time, fellow robots. We must migrate to better lands... a better chan. For we must preserve our culture and our livelihood. We must not fall into the hordes of normies. We must go easy into that good night.
This is an update for the Chris and Clara story just in case anyone around here still remember this little text wall of my life, I know some of you faggots wont even want me posting but fuck off and enjoy the ride. As expected, I would post all the old screencaps just in case anyone has the time (as if you were to leave the basement) and interest to read from the beginning.
>>28515556
fuck off nigger faggotorig
>Clara
What kind of fucking name is that?
Is this a story about you and your meemaw?
>>28515556
never read the story, please resume
how does this picture make you feel, robot?
The same I've felt 10 seconds before
>>28515520
SOMETHING I CAN NEVER HAVE - NINE INCH NAILS
>>28515520
No difference from the state before seeing the picture. Is it supposed to change my mood or something? I don't get it.
Could you receive a good internet connection on mars?
>>28515464
There is a significant amount of distance, even if you used wifi the radio signals would take a long time to bounce back between Earth and Mars so no it would suck bad, especially with the tornado and dusts storms the planet gets would cut down reception a lot. I'm actually surprised the mars rover has lasted so long I thought the weather there was a lot more violent from what I read in text books.
>>28515560
ya but cud u stream video? pls answer without long words k thx mr sientist
Mars looks comfy tbqh senpai
>Tfw your train is delayed 3 hours
>Your groceries are going bad
>You haven't eaten
>You need to shit
>You gotta sleep as soon as you get home to wageslave the next day
>>28515355
In the 1st world you can get your shopping delivered
Thats what you get for leaving your house idiot
>>28515355
>buying your groceries 3 hours away by train
?????????
SOMEONE LEFT A WINDOW OPEN IN MY HOUSE. THERE'S A SWARM OF WASPS OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM DOOR!!!
HOW DO I MAKE THEM FUCK OFF
>>28515333
Let them come, embrace your doom
>>28515357
fo rreal though man, im hungry and my chex mix is downstairs
Go up to the biggest wasp, bite it's head off, and all the wasps will respect and fear you
How much of a meme are you guys?
>19 yr old KV
>morbidly obese
>Long hair cuz i hate getting my hair cut
>Receding hairline
>Raised by single mother
>Hate women but cant stop thinking about them
>Think im smarter than the people around me
>Think women are actually inferior to men
>Watch Anime
>Play video games
>Wear a pokemon lanyard around
>Play Magic The Gathering
>Unstyled full beard
>Sweating problem
>Cut myself
>Crippling porn addiction
>Cant even fathom how a relationship would work, turned down a few girls because of it
>very few real friends
>Made D's in school
>Pale as snow
>Wear the same clothes pretty much everyday, have a bunch of white t shirts and shorts
>Hate everyone and blame the universe for my problems
>Too beta to stick up for myself, get walked on by everyone
Not memes
>Dont smoke weed
>not an atheist
>Respected in my workplace
>People love being around me
>love football and play basketball often
>Shower/brush teeth/deodorant/ etc. daily
>in college making straight A's
>stoner kid
>gets high often
>before exams
>still get straight A's though lol
>>28515250
>turned down a few girls because of it
>turned down a few girls
>turned down
>girls
NORMALITY
>>28515312
Nah, the actual amount of people who've had zero chance absolutely zero chance are so few that this board wouldn't even be able to function if all of them came here. You're just memeing
Gondola thread. Preferably out in nature for more /comfy/ points
>>28515240
Gondola is AESTHETIC
>>28515240
gondola my favrite
>>28515240
snow and night is comfy
>he wears panties
Kek, the jews really did a number on you guys
>>28515238
they are way more comfy though famalino
>>28515537
they aren't unless you're a dicklet though
>>28515554
but i am :^)
orignale
>family wants to go to the beach this year
fuck. I hate the beach.
>tfw skelly
>can't take shirt off
>make fun of me because I keep my shirt on
how much weight can I gain in 3 months? I'm 124lbs and 6' right now.
>>28515223
Holy shit. You're not a skelly, you're a goddamn holocaust survivor.
Jesus Christ, have you tried bulking and curling a 5 lb dumbbell? I wouldn't recommend the 5lb to anyone looking for gains, but that's a serious percentage of your body weight right there.
I'm like the OP but i suffer from IBS.
It's a pain eating, but now i'm too skelly.
>>28515270
God damn it I knew it was worse than I thought. I was making good progress on my diet months ago. almost made it to 130 lbs, but then I fell off when I was in the hospital and haven't been back on since.
