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DO THA IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THA INVISIBLE
>>28517785
ROW ROW
FIGHT THE POWAH!!originalio
>>28518359
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
THIS IS THE THEME OF G COMIN' THRU BABY
Guys, I have been invited to a pizza restaurant by my fellow classmates. This is the first time I have EVER been asked by anyone to do anything social and I am planning to try and ensure I get the pizza I order correct. So, I am currently in the process of assessing the most and least autistic orders at a pizza restaurant. Can you review and analyse my determinations?
Most autistic
>Lasagna and Pasta
It is a pizza restaurant so I assume I would be making a mistake here. Most of them will be enjoying their slices and I kind of want to 'smash' my slices against theirs as a sort of bonding game, which Lasagna and Pasta makes impossible
>Pizza with only cheese
This is the best kind of pizza but I imagine due to my low weight (108lbs) they will comment like 'is that all you are having' and I want to avoid it
>Meatball Pizza
Whenever I eat meatball pizza at home I like to shape some of the crust into a dinosaur shape then put it on the pizza and drop the meatballs on to simulate a meteor shower- I can't do it in public lol. Also, eating a meatball pizza means going meatball THEN pizza which means I will finish too late
>Spicey pizza
I am well known as going red in social situations so a pizza that makes me do it can only cause problems
Least autistic
>Pizza with spinach
Normies like spinach I think, and it would make me look like a strong eater who enjoys subtle taste
>Hawaiian Pizza
Probably generates discussion due to the fruit on the pizza. I know lots of fruit facts because I read about fruit 2/3 hours a day so it would be a good chance to impress
>Stuffed Crust Pizza
Would make me look daring and brave
>Olive topped pizza
See Spinach
What do you guys think?
I think you might be overthinking it a little too much
>>28517514
Make sure to post this on r/4chan for maximum karma
It doesn't matter what you order. If you actually put this much thought into it AND have to ask anonymous people on [r9k] you're autistic no matter what
One o' these threads, why not.
>>28517390
>didn't fill out over half of the categories
>didn't even look through the catalog first to see if there was another thread like this in there
>>28514817
kys
Gimmie a r8 pls
>there will be people in this thread who have a kik
and they will claim this isn't a /soc/ thread
>yfw you realized the depression train never stops
no matter what I do, no matter what goals I'm able to accomplish, I'll always be emotionally dead
>>28517360
tell me about depression
how does it exactly feel like?
I eventually came to the realization that even though it's literally never going to go away, it's still worth the endless amount of effort required to try anyways. At least it generally comes and goes in waves so it sucks a little less occasionally.
>>28517367
basically a deadening of any sort of positivity
doesn't necessarily feel painful or like negative emotions are more intense, but you strip yourself of all positive energy you get really intimate with your negative thoughts
>1996 was over 25 years ago
>girls born in 1998 are doing porn
>>28517135
Nigga who taught you how to count
>>28517135
That can only fool underages.
Why do white people have such diverse hair and and colours compared to other races?
You'll learn in highschool
>>28516983
They don't. White people have blond hair and blue eyes. Anyone else isn't white
>>28517104
t./int/elligent person
Who here /famous/? There's got to be crypto-bots here pretending to be chads.
I'll go first: I speak at DefCon every year, and might even be one of the keynotes next year
I once got a chicken nugget in my fries at arbys AMA
Anyone famous here needs to absolutely leave.
Unless it's Taylor swift I LOVE YOU TAY
>>28516921
>Taylor swift
literally an old hag
why do people like her
>Who here /heightobsessed/?
>Browsing celebheights and various bulletin boards, discussing height and genetics.
>Thinking about ordering a stadiometer. Anyone here ever purchased or used one on a regular basis?
>Have your growth plates stopped?
>FML I'm 5'10" in a Western nation. Feeling like a turbo manlet.
>>28516295
How do I keep growing? Stuck as a manlet at a paltry 6'4"
That's just pathetic man. Why obsess over something you have no control over.
youre like that black lady that bleached her skin everytime she took a shower.
Im 5'4 and have no trouble getting girls.my height doesnt even cross my mind until i visit this shit board
>>28516400
>That's just pathetic man. Why obsess over something you have no control over.
Not OP, but maybe because people will still treat you differently(in the case of being short that means worse) for it?
Relationship begging desperation thread
Post Info about yourself and what you're looking for in someone.Girls and gays are allowed too
girl here
where's my QT bf?
>>28515631
What sort of traits are you looking for?
I'm looking for an androgynous qt who I can play vidya and cuddle with! Please respond...
Thread for submissive robot boys and the people who like them!
>>28515503
>tfw submissive top
my submissive robot bf needs to get into this thread.
>>28515706
I think I could get into that.
What's your job now? What's your ideal job?
>>28515484
>job now
nothing
>ideal job
nothing
Im a cook at a small restaraunt. It's alright, but I miss being a NEET.
>>28515484
> job now
Movie theater
> ideal job
Something in finance like wall street or a high end bank
What's your current financial status, /r9k/?
ok for the next few months
things will get interesting after that
>>28515383
Whoever eats food from a wallet is disgusting.
/r9k/ should give me $20.
fembots, do you think these red flags are fair?
>She uses Tinder
>She hates her dad
>She dates non-white men
>She smokes
>She is a single mom
>She obsesses over cats
>She has no hobbies
These are genuine red flags t b h
>>28515136
>she hates her dad
some dads are real dicks anon i think thats kinda unfair.
>>28515163
>single mom
What if her husband died or was abusive?
>used to be 20 year old handless kissless virgin
>decide to join the military
>acquire all of the life skills I was missing
>become disciplined and goal orientated
>get physically fit, muscular
>lose all of my inhibitions and autism
>leave military
>now Chad tier
Why haven't you joined the military?
because I don't wanna die for some useless rich fuck
>>28515098
Very few people in the military actually fight on the front lines.
Got any more excuses?
>>28515120
>chads yelling 24/7
>no privacy
>medical history of anxiety and depression (not my choice)
The US military is the largest terrorist organization in the world. All you do is protect banks and oil companies who would write your life off for a few thousand dollars.
The military has never protected the country. Even the Revolutionary War was just slaveowners deluding useful idiots into thinking they were fighting for "freedom".
this fucking sjw posted screen caps of her okcupid chat logs on normiebook
i mean why join a dating site when you're just gonna be rude to every guy who tries to talk to you....
anyone up for a good old fashioned spot of cyber bullying?
>>28514660
No wonder she doesn't have boyfriend
>>28514660
Fucking Hell. Cringed hard.
Take a complement.
This is why i don't use social media or """"hookup""" apps. Someone will ridicule you and expose your face to the world. What if one of those men did not want there image to be uploaded to facebook? Then what?
>>28514698
doesn't seem like she wants one either, so why the fuck join okcupid for?! hate roastie sjws
