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>mommy might go to jail
what THE FUCK am I supposed to do guys?
she will come home in 30-40 minutes in a rage.
>>28520799
What's she going down for?
>>28520832
They think she stole money from my sick aunt.
>>28520916
Based Mommy.
I like this meme. In a couple months, robots are going to be collection rare dat bois.
>>28520769
Fug u, BLOBOI MASTER RACE
Dat boi goes round and round. He never gonna stop.
>>28520769
Dear Anonymous,
I like like the way that you meme'd this meme. Using the goy meme along with dat boi was a clever way to tie two of the greatest memes on the internet together. I'm proud of you!
Love, Mom
>anzu posts a new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLXjNnSBq7Y
time to fap
>>28520689
Can somebody please set the record straight on this girl for me. Is she a lesbian or not?
go avvay
>>28520689
Why this turkish weaboo girl doesn't just move to japan and start making porn and selling her body to fat old salarymen already?
>have house painted today
>doors too
>doors were open for like 2 hours
>bunch of flies in the kitchen now
Stupid flies.
>>28520664
>>28520686
>mfw first world problems
>>28520664
>>28520686
someone post the slaeps kaerp help helpper (the one with the fly swatter)
i can't find it rn
Whats the point in fighting someone if you wont kill them?
releasing anger and or other emotions I think.
Say you fight someone after school, thats legal, BUT if you kill them during the fight, thats illegal.
USA law
>>28520709
That has to be incorrect, a fight is only legal when its sanctioned e.g. UFC
Why don't you become a chiropractor? They aren't real doctors so it's easy, and you get to touch 15 year old girl butts every day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=441mzvwWyI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEGn6o2BvOk
Even put it on youtube as free advertising!
Because the other 99 patients are old people farting and excreting things from every orifice as you carefully bend and twist their frail stinky bodies
>>28520645
Fuck watching these makes me want to go get a massage, I've never had one before.
>>28520695
You have private practice and can choose your own patients mate.
Hey remember that time you got cucked out of wearing a hat because some strangers on the internet told you it looked stupid?
No I never liked wearing hats because I have a small head and it looks funny
>>28520570
How can people take themselves seriously when they use that word, especially when it's used to incorrectly.
Are you aware that you sound like a fucking retard? Or are you just thick in the head?
>>28520570
No because the only hats I've ever worn are knit hats and more recently my Trump hat
why do niggers hate Mexicans so much?
because Mexicans hate niggers just as much
>>28520484
They don't like competition for their welfare
>>28520484
They are rival tribes competing for resources such as gold chains, wife beaters, and drugs.
>person posts face
>tell him to kill himself
>person kills himself
>tell him to post face
>person posts himself
>tell him to kill his face
>>28520455
>face posts person
>himself him to kill tell
What drugs (prescription or otherwise) are you on, robots?
Got prescribed Escitalopram 10mg, Tradozone 50mg and Lexaurin 3mg yesterday. Even though it doesn't really make sense, on that cocktail and booze I already feel less anxious and... lighter .
>>28520441
I was on Escitalopram 20mg for a while but now im cutting it off cause I want off the SSRI ride of hell. Gonna just drink and take Kratom now.
>>28520441
You realizing taking acid while on anti depressants/mood stabilizers will create a chem. imbalance. glhf
>>28520441
Don't mix anti-depressants with anything. Not even other anti-depressants! That shit will fuck you into the apathy zone and that's a place you don't want to be because you'll start doing things your normal self will regret.
Be prepared to play Inception/Matrix every night on that Tradazone son. It's gonna be a blast when you dream so long and so hard you can't tell if you're actually awake in the morning or not. It gives you vivid dreams where you wake up, start going about your day and BAM you wake up again, start going about your day.
You're going to be down there for years, every night, mortal.
>going through nude folder
>going through pics to send to bf to tease him
>have headphones and music on
>mom comes in unbeknownst to me
>have pic of my asshole open
>notice her
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>hands me something, as shes turning i see the disgruntled half frown of disappointment, disgust and confusion
>ITS BURNED INTO MY MIND
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
please help sever my brainstem someone
post pic of gaping asshole pls
>>28520402
>>28520622
this you may as well post it now
Handwriting thread?
Here is mine with a selection of pens. Also OP your hand writing looks exactly like my father's.
>>28520581
I like your handwriting. It looks sharp
People always tell me they can't read my handwriting for shit and I can't help it. I can read it fine though.
>have this shit is all over my body
>too afraid to be naked around everyone because of it
>will probably die a virgin because of it
Just fucking kill me now.
>>28520351
>girl in my class has it
>qt as fug
odds are p decent girls want to see your dick because of this, OP
Fuck you. I'm half-black and I wish I had vitiligo every day.
>>28520351
Well if your skin looks looks like the pic you've shown, I don't think anyone would care. It's when you're black with white skin patches, that's when people think it's weird.
Wait so was the pure girls thing a meme? I fell way deep into it, then.
>>28520332
No /r9k/ is just dead
its actually gone these are normies and half betas being bitches
seriously dont bother posting here again.
It's dead jim
>>28520332
Misanthropic losers with unhealthy and self serving views about the world are huge hypocrites. Who'd a thunk?
>wants a hot stacy wife
>WIFE
I think most robots are redpilled on marriage.
My friend cheated 3 women(4 if you count his current gf) in the past 2 months and they still want his dick. He's not even Chad, he just makes a lot of bad decisions when high or drunk and he's a horny bastard. He's not rich or particularly rich either so I am wondering why the women he cheated on still want him. Are women born cucks or something?
>>28520317
>living the dream.jpeg
>>28520317
Cuck is for men. If a woman loves you enough, she will put up with absolutely anything.
If you want to be a bitch then good luck getting a gf. It's all in your head
Women want men than other women want. Cheating shows that multiple women want you.
Yeah she'll probably be pissed, but 8/10 a woman will stay with you if you cheat if you just act like its no big deal. Apologizing for it and acting like a faggot will make her dump you so fucking fast your head will spin though.
