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>tfw dad walked in on me while I was watching Sailor Moon and pretending to be Serena using moon prism power makeup
>tfw I'm 34 years old and male
I hate when my mother walks in on me watching Pretty Cure. I tell myself I work almost every day, if I want to watch cartoons in my off time, I should be allowed to. But I still feel embarrassed.
>>28523838
If sailor moon has taught me anything its never to be ashamed of yourself
>>28523874
Cartoons are for kids. You shouldn't be watching them at your age.
>getting married
>spend all day finalizing my prenup and my will with my attorney
>take my betrothed out to a fancy dinner
> 200 buckaroos spent
>it's awesome
>on the walk home, her negro friend and her whore Stacy friend text her that she should come hang out.
>she had used to date this negro and was obsessed with him
>she immediately leaves me To see them.
Just cuck my shit up.
normies deserve to be cuck'd
chads and tyrones are usually nice people who deserve normies' wives and girlfriends
>>28523694
>getting married
You were asking to be cucked anyway.
>dating a coalburner
You deserved it :)
how often do you think about "real stuff" ?
used to be 24/7 with me, but now its basically never..
>>28523658
What like existentialism? Health concerns?
>>28523683
yeah that kind of thing
That shit died for me a year or so ago, 23.
Life is so boring, I want friends but people are uninteresting (and so am I.)
This is why I'm dead inside
>grandfather's bday
>prolly the best man I've ever known, he has a wicked sense of humor, slightly racist, and is the most generous person I've ever met. I'm proud to be related to him
>anyways
>I call him to say happy birthday
>I go outside to talk to him because mom and stepdad like to listen to my conversations with my dad's side of the family
>find out he spent his birthday alone, grandmother went to hospital with my aunt, who's got brain tumors which are acting up again. My uncle is off at college, and my dad moved to Seattle after going through rough times
>he starts talking to me, talking a lot. He makes some jokes about having to spend his bday alone, but I can tell it hurts him.
>feel really bad, I don't have my license yet and probably won't have it anytime soon because of communist mom and stepdad
>we start talking about politics and stuff
>he finally has someone to talk to
>talking about donald trump and how he's a blessing and whatnot
>hear yelling
>turn around
>its my stepdad, he's yelling at me to get off the phone and come eat
>"I've got to go, gramps."
>"o okay anon. I love you"
>"love you too"
>my stepdad yells at me to hurry up
>"bye"
>the sadness in his voice killed me dude
>stepdad keeps yelling at me
>mfw
Also, my stepdad yells at me for everything. He's yelled at me for looking at him "sarcastically" before (I wasn't)
Also, general bad stepfather thread?
Grow a pair lad. Tell your step dad where to go
>>28523724
Mfw he's like 6" 3' and I'm a weakling
>>28523639
My grandfather is similar to yours OP, he also is racist and generous.
I love that guy. Hope yours does ok.
Frankly, I just want to talk to a girl on Skype
How do I go about accomplishing this goal
>>28523627
Think about what you post next time faglord.
>>28523657
fug off jeromey
>>28524050
hi jaggzun
Post comfy .jpegs to forget for a moment how miserable life is
I have a shit ton of .gifs, are those ok too?
is that a real organism?
>>28523748
Yep, forgot the name of it though.
Sup bros, I've got some great creep pics of a hot milf at the beach last weekend to upload for your fapping goodness if anyone's interested. I had to be so fucking careful, but it was worth it.
>FYI am I going to hell?
>>28523613
Wasn't this already a thread?
>>28523613
Hell? yespost 'em, faggot
>>28523613
Hurry up an post em
How do you losers feel about this lit video the cool kids made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z1CSKGKwX8
>34 views
No one wants to see your stupid video, faggot.
>>28523650
It's not my video, swear
>>28523595
Looking at the title, it seems like some math related music video. I remember when we did that in high school; mine was set to "The Model" by Kraftwerk. I only got a B despite people thinking it was pretty funny. I think my teacher was just a pleb.
>Mother's day last week
>Decide to buy my mom some chocolates
>go to a well known local chocolate place I know she loves
>Go to said chocolate place, notice my female friend from highschool working register
>ohfuck.webm
>try to play it off, say hi
>Armpits already sweating profusely
>Walk over to chocolates, hurry up and grab a random chocolate box
>9 assorted bite sized chocolates, about 10 dollars
>Return to register, spaghetti noodles are slowly slipping out of my pocket, I need to hurry up
>Give her a 10 bill
>After a few minutes of complicated calculations:
"$9.38 is your change"
>Waitwhut
>Her manager was standing right there
>Grab the change say thanks and get the fuck out
I wanted to tell her she gave me $10 chocolate for under a dollar, hoping she wouldn't get in trouble with her manager, but I was so fucking nervous for nothing. Similar experiences?
>>28523523
Orig. In. Aggle
>>28523523
Are you sure you didnt accidentally give her a 20 and not notice because you were nervous? Because you probably did.
>>28523631
No I only had one 20 in my wallet before and after buying the chocolate. I thought of that at first too but quickly remembered I only had one 20 as I had just opened my wallet
>Be me
>9 years old
>in my school we had some carding system where if you got in trouble you'd get carded
>doing some stupid shit that pissed off the teacher (I honestly don't remember)
>teacher tells me if I don't stop I'll get carded
>say "Then card me"
>get carded
I have no clue what the fuck I was thinking.
>>28523513
>be me
Stop this fucking shit
>Kept a photo of a girl I liked in my wallet
>Lost the wallet at school
>wallet handed to the girl
>she says it's not hers
>finds my name in the wallet and everyone figured out it was mine
embarrassing as fuck
>>28523513
>Angry at my brother for something
>Piss on his bed because of it
>He fucking punches me so hard I chip a tooth
>sex is really fun
Does this phrase make anyone else angry? It isn't even the fact that I'm still a virgin, there's just something about it that annoys the shit out of me.
it's not fun
>it's a religious experience
Yeah sex is bretti gud desu senpai
sex is work. its not fun unless the girl is on top
>walk to a jimmie john's in my area today
>go inside
>walking toward the counter
>everyone in the restaurant looks at me oddly
>notice
>pretend to look at my phone like something came up
>turn around and run home
why do people do this?
>>28523455
But they don't, anon.
It's all in your head.
Crawl out or die inside.
>>28523455
Try looking less autistic?
everyone looked at you because you moved.
people look at shit. the truth is that they are all thinking about their own bullshit and dont care about you.
its not that youre not worth caring about, its just that theyve got their own shit, the way youre dealing w social anxiety, theyre dealing with equally troubling shit.
vanity isnt only thinking were pretty, its also that we believe were super important. welcome to the dust cloud babes :)
sorry about the shitty picture. try not to care so much. i mean figure out what means something to you, but dont worry about dipshits who dont care about you.
Is /r9k/ just the poor folk version of middle-class /pol/?
>>28523432
/r9k/ - virginys
>>28523432
What the fuck is on his head?
No /r9k/ has been taken over by nigger loving SJWs
>he tried going Super Saiyan
>he thought he could protect a girl
>>28523363
You're telling me you never tried?
Good one
>tfw used to pretend that I was a shingami from Bleach
>Just found out my gf cheated on me again
>tfw can't break up with her or even just confront her about it because she's diagnosed bipolar and might kill herself if she gets too upset
Don't get a gf if you don't already have one, they'll only make you even sadder.
>>28523287
you mean
>don't get a bipolar gf
Still, I'd go for a bipolar gf if I could get one. Who cares if she kills herself?
0/10 better b8 next time m8
>>28523287
only gf was this
best strategy is to ignore her until she breaks up w/ u.
