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>mum just went out for the day
>drinking beers and singing karaoke now
i need some song requests, maybe i will go and buy some cough syrup later also.
Sing along with this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dARJJxMjqwc
>>28524242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh7VB_r8K-Y
Here ya go desu
>>28524242
This one is pretty good IMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1DOcke51iM
Why can't manlets fucking kill themselves?
>>28524225
what the fuck are those shoes tho
>>28524225
you know, that dude fucked kate beckinsale, right?
he got cucked in the long run, but he did get to spread his seed.
>>28524259
I'm more worried about the autism sneakers in the middle
One of my friends saw me buy booze and asked if I was going to a party and I told him no and he ended up asking if there was an occasion, so I end up just telling him I'm just drinking by myself cuz its a friday night and he asked if I had problems and shit cuz drinking alone is pretty fucked up and sad. So any of you robots prefer to drink alone and watch movies, play vidya and fap?
>>28524214
How drunk do you get? Usually drinking is seen as a social thing just like smoking.
yeah, sometimes, but I prefer weed
if your "friend" didn't offer to drink with you and help your sistuation and instead belittled you that's more fucked up
Nothing wrong with having a few beers after work everyone does it, but if you're getting loaded alone that's not good.
Who would win in a battle to the death?
Stick cuz u brake it and is 2 sticks hur
>>28524183
That's an ugly stick and if you get whacked by it your life is fucked. Marines stand no chance.
>>28524183
The stick because it's already dead.
You heard the man. Nice guys finishing last is plain bullshit fiction.
So what's your excuse, anon?
>>28524162
I'm an unrepentant asshole. I agree though nice guys do seem to make it far.
I'm too scared to talk to attractive women in any capacity beyond friendship.
If I do end up liking a girl I start avoiding her.
im not a very nice person desu
how do you cope with having no goal or anything to look forward to in life?
Masturbation, drugs and visual novels.
>>28524114
4chan anime vidya music etc are pretty much things that distract me from killing myself
>>28524147
>>28524460
already tried this not really coping
I have a huge amount of schoolwork due tomorrow then am going out to an event in the evening. How much coffee do I need to stay awake????????? I've never had coffee before so I don't know the normal measurements
>le Magic meme drink
i cant tell if this is bait but coffee will not keep you up for very long. take a nap if you can or get a couple energy drinks
>>28524144
This isn't bait I swear, I have a mug and put in two spoonfuls, is that enough??
is hating women just a meme?
>>28524068
Personally, I hate most women but it kinda is. Like, I hate Stacy (you know the type of bitch I'm talking about) and SJWs, but there are actually some women that I feel have been as rejected as us.
They're ugly autist, but so are we.
>>28524068
Life is meme but meme isn't life when you think about it
>>28524068
tbqvh I dont hate them.
so it's a meme for me.
I cant love them either, except in my imaginatio, since everyone I loved was :/ texting me, actually :S
Thanks P, for all the nice soul crushing push into redpill.
They just animals animaling around like all of us, except we get brainwashed and shamed into submissivness and they get to fight to be whores freely.
But I dont hate them.
lolo.
well maybe a little.
Certainly not having violence fetishes like some anons here.
I understand them but I dont like what I see.
>get fit, max out my looks in general and am the best version of myself I could possibly be
>still ugly apparently and all girls reject me
Why did I even bother..?
>>28524066
post pics of yourself so we can see how "fit" you are
if you havent been lifting 5 years natty then you haven't maxed out, boi
You shouldn't give up yet. Even the best looking, most confident guys get rejected often. So an average looking guy with no personality needs to go through rejection for years until things start working out.
>>28524081
I will not post pics, because that's /soc/ cancer.
Also, I didn't intend to become fucking huge. I just got ottermode but a little bit bigger overall, which is the ideal body type to women.
>give up and talk to therapist
>tell her im numb and no matter how much i force myself I can only mimic not feel
>use 4chan to get into fake personas just so I can know what its like
>we begin testing medication
>did a simple task today (cleaned up my room) and she told me I did good
I feel warm and energetic I want to tell everyone but I dont know why. Is this what it is like to be a normie?
>inb4 degenerate
I am a lead baby so I am a deformed lil shit anyway.
Normies don't have to rely on a pill to feel normal knowing that it's something external which is the sole thing making them happy and that it can go away at any time
>>28524041
But is this feeling normal? I want to know if this is the right feeling for this situation.
>>28524138
Yes, feeling energetic is a sign of not being depressed.
>"I just ABSOLUTELY LOVE nerdy guys!"
That's not a fucking nerdy guy that's a regular guy wearing fake glasses.
what's your problem? people universally hate ugly people, nerdy doesn't equal unattractive
>>28524023
And that's exactly what they mean when they say that.
H-hey anon... do you like... have a g-girlfriend....?
Fuck off Roastie bitch.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28523955
No, why would I put the effort into getting a gf
No, I have a bf desu
tfw a grill makes a smiley face at u by putting her index fingers on the side of her mouth as to say 'hey anon, lighten up, your mood is killing our vibe"
if only she knew how disenfranchised I am by life.
>>28523947
smile back at her get sum pussy boi
better apologize for ruining her vibe you cunt.
have some vibe awareness.
You have no right to be sad since happy people will be slightly disturbed with it.
Selfishness all around.
i havent spoken to another human being in 2 months
>"Uncle anon my mom says you are a bad "creepy" man, and I shouldn't be alone with you, but you seem all right to me! Why does she say that about you?"
Why are you talking like a kid? You're 16
She doesn't want you to know how you were conceived.
>take a drag on cigarette
>"She's right, you should stay away from me"
I'm still a robot even if I've had a blowjob, r-right?
Was it an original dude?
>>28523847
Being a robot is about what you feel, not how you feel it. Don't let the bullies tell you otherwise.
>>28523847
>falling for the meme of not being a robot if you've had sexual contact before
WEW LAD.
