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Who is our Enemy No. 1?
The Cuck
The Chad
The Cunt
http://www.strawpoll.me/10147739
?
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the jew to be honest familia
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>>28528340
oy vey goy xD
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>>28528340

The Jew is just a meme: he also gets attacked for wearing dreadlocks or end up as a tranny. /picrelated

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>my wife's daughter got banned from the mall toy store for giving another girl a wedgie

THIS SUCKS. I wanted the new Five Night Freddy's action figs.
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>wife
>daughter
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>>28528351

TIL R9K is full of bernie supporters
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Drop the brat at Bass Pro Shop where she belongs, then buy your meme toys.

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Tell me about all the relationships you've had.
I wonder what kind of relationships robots get into, and how it affects them.
Chads/roasties need not apply
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Ok here we go...

And that's it!
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>>28528269

>ex gf regular r9k poster

we have a falling out, recently started talking again, she gets all her electronics taken away by her parents

feelsbadman
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I'm currently beta orbiting the fuck out of an 18 year old who I think I had a shot with at one point but blew it. We still argue like a couple sometimes though so that's cool.

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/r9k/ I need your help. I am thinking of a word but I can't fully think of it.

It is a word for a phrase or saying that is typical of a certain group. When you use the phrase, it's like a tell that you are in a certain group. For example, when someone uses "anti-fun," they are part of the LoL community. If someone uses "corporate america," they're a democrat.

What is this WORD I am thinking of. It's basically like a meme phrase that people use that denotes they belong to a particular group.
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>>28528264
Stereotype?
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>>28528264
Shibboleth
You are welcome for the original statement
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Tecnicismo in Spanish, if that helps.

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Let's be honest here:

The real reason robot s hate tattoos are because tattoos are a sign of low inhibition, high test extroverts. The kind of guys that live life to the fullest and fuck on the first date.

Robots are shy betas who are to worried that their boss might not approve so they continue to live their lives for other people, afraid of being judged.
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>>28528263
Hipsters and redditors pretty much claimed tattoos so it doesn't mean that anymore
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Tattoos are a very broad thing.

It matters less about if you have a tattoo and more about what it's a tattoo of.
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>>28528263
If I never interact with these people, I'll never know what personality type they are. I just hate tattoos, cannot fap with them, and dislike potential material being tainted. That's why I'm mad.

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Anyone have Spoony zips?
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>>28528216
she photoshops all of her pics famliio
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>>28528216
imagine being glued to her fat ass
i can imagine the smell of her toots
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>tfw messy hair spoony

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Who /Plays Ap Ezreal/ here?
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>>28528210
Only faggots play Ezreal Senpai
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>>28528210
Just starting an Ekko jg game right now
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game was decent during beta/season 1, after that it became fucking garbage and every new champion had a gap closer/stun/escape. stick to dota my newfriends.

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I'm not feeling into blonde girls today.

Dubs decides what I make her do.

White Knighy suggestions are not allowed.
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>>28528207
It puts the lotion in the basket
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ask her to fart on video
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What the fuck is this?

An s&m partner?

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Draw Mohammed thread
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>>28528155
you really shouldn't. Its offensive to others.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

WE GOT AN ISLAMOPHOBE OVER HERE!

STONE HIM TO DEATH!
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tunak tunak

Late /Night/ thread, night drivers and walkers welcome.

Just drove for an hour listening to Strawberry Jam by AnCo with all the windows down and I feel weirdly refreshed.
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what about night runners?

it smells amazing out there, by the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pmujz4kbvY
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I love walking at night. It's so peaceful. There is hardly any cars and I feel really connected with things.
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>>28528095
This was the first night I could smell that summer scent in the air and it was awesome

>>28528107
Night walking is really nice too, I especially like it because im so far out in the country that you can hear basically nothing. So peaceful.

This is the most correct book on economics of all time. Prove me wrong /r9k/.
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>>28527918
>jewish propaganda: the book
No thanks.
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fuck off borjuis
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>>28527937
Socialism is possibly the idea with the most negative effects in the history of the world, next to leaded gasoline.

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>get a rec from /mu/
>it's pretentious, "experimental" bullshit that doesn't even sound like music
>get a rec from /tv/
>it's some "underrated" movie from the 2000s that is unpopular because it sucks
>get a rec from /lit/
>it's the driest shit imaginable
>get a rec from /fit/
>it's literally a troll to make you fat
>get a rec from /a/
>get banned
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You only have yourself to blame. I'm sure there are much better ways of finding stuff you like.
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What if all that shit was cool and you're the problem?
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>>28527911
how about take them as they are, recommendations, not "essentials".
It's your fault in expecting more in recommendations.
Some are good, some aren't up your alley.
Also
>going to /fit/ and /a/
serves you right

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For as long I can remember, I've had a weird attraction to my older sister. She's actually the first girl I've ever had a wet dream about. I always find it awkward to be in the same room with, trying desperately not to think sexual thoughts. I'm pretty sure she's at least somewhat aware of this by now. I'm not really sure how to handle this, what should I do.
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>>28527895
Have you tried fucking her?
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>>28529046
That's not going to happen, even if I really wanted to.
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>>28529588
Make gradual progress. Go out for drinks time to time. Make a move. Don't forget to come back and greentext for us. :-)

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I heard you guys like frogs
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>>28527878

no only redditors do
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>>28527878
no
frogs like me
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Reported you fucking nigger

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>ask guy out
>he says he's down to hang over the weekend
>call him yesterday
>no response
>doesnt call me all day today
>finally at 1230 texts me and says he's was busy so he couldn't call me

What the fuck is this? He's treating me like an afterthought, not even a phone call back

Why do guys fucking do this when you actually like them?
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>>28527876
He's playing hard to get. If you can't handle him at his best you don't deserve him at his derst
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>>28527876
He was sleeping and didn't want to tell you.
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maybe he doesn't like you and he never wanted to hang (and it's only thursday why are you freaking about the weekend)
maybe he actually was to busy to call
either way this isn't threadworthy

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