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Have you ever just walked around in the morning? I did that today and it was hell. Normies in suits were everywhere, staring at me walking around in casual clothes with a hoody, I got so many dirty looks. I listened to people speak as I passed them they talked with this weird fakeness / peppiness in their voice and they had to only talk about proactive things like exercise, diet, sports and shit. Almost everyone was walking around with a coffee in hand and looked like they had an enormous log up their asses. Every time I saw a homeless bum I felt relieved, thank God there are some real people walking around on the street. Even the hoodlums were fake and false people, they talked in a way that would be a verbal expression of monkeys showing submission to the alphas.
I realized today why so many of you suffer more than I do. You have to put up with normies who maintain this false image and force everyone else to follow it as well. Everything is sterile and clean and family friendly in the mornings, there is no room for unemployed white males who just want to enjoy life. In the mornings, there is no room for fun or relaxation, either you are going to work or you are a filthy piece of shit who deserves to die. In the mornings, people are at their most sober minded, and their sober minds are filled with hatred and and evil for their fellow man. I thought robots were bitter and angry but now I know that you have all been mistreated for so long and the normies who abused you are far more angry, bitter and all round vicious.
Bumping this for some replies.
Read this!
Oreganoblox
>>28530981
I wagecucked for a while. Got a job downtown in a major city. Put on a shirt and tie every morning and went into work, with a bunch of other people in shirts and ties
I hated the job, hated getting up so early, and that walking on the streets in the morning was all that kept me from killing myself. It felt like "Yes, look, I'm a working professional. Someone hired me! I'm worth something! Really! I'm wearing a necktie, dammit!"
>tfw got high off pills last night
>go to bed pretty comfy
>start dreaming of fucking a shipgirl (pic related)
>passionate sex and lasting over an hour
>thought it was to real and I could feel my dick in her
>wake up
>no cum so it wasn't a wet dream
>realize this will never happen
>JUST
Iowa a best desu
>>28530997
man the dream felt so real and felt I was actually making love to her and now I feel like shit since this will never happen
>Have had 2 wet dreams in my life.
>It was with my sister.
:(
I'm wondering if anyone has the link to this guy getting Hypnotized:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZPM3TCM8Q8
pic unrelated
>>28530956
I know what it's like to be both those guys. If she likes you back it's way more fun to be the beta. Of course that doesn't last long
>>28530972
Well, thanks for bumping at least. I have no idea what to say about that.
>>28530956
BUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP original commments are stupid./
Why do women put so much effort into their appearance? Even the disgusting fat ones wear makeup and pick out their clothes.
I don't think it's for Chad because even the married ones do it. Seems like they only stop when they get old (65+)
They do it for themselves, how hard is that to understand you autist?
To increase their sexual market value and not to die alone or end up with people like us.
>>28530894
>I don't think it's for Chad because even the married ones do it.
Oh you innocent little boy.
>be 18 yr old grill
>have issues with abandonment
>dating a close friend
>me: "hey if we break up we'll still be friends right because that really matters to me"
>bf: "yeah of course I'd really like that"
>friend-BF ended things a month ago
>bf cut me off after that and never replied ever
>Wake up at 2 am every night
>can't go back to sleep because that requires lying down without TV/the Internet to distract
>4:40 am
>tries to sleep
>2 min without Netflix I start thinking and crying
Halp
>>28530868
maybe no one wants to be your friend because your personality is shit
>>28530868
Tits or gtfo.
Stop preying on robot lonelies.
>>28530868
So then what brings you here? You must know that you're not going to get the warmest reception, right?
>Moms says she's cooking my favourite food.
>Chicken Schnitzel.
>Rejoice in anticipation.
>Go to the bank to collect my autism bucks.
>Return home.
>Mom tell's me she'll start cooking up the schnitzel.
>Check progress midway.
>Something smells off.
>She's using the wrong fucking breadcrumbs.
>Enraged, I punch her in the fucking face.
>As she staggers back towards the sink, the pan spills oil all over her arm.
>Ohshit.jpg
>She's crying her eyes out in agony.
>Fortunately the sinks right there for her to rinse the burn.
>Still angered, I run upstairs to my room and slam the door.
>Open a packet of salt and vinegar chips instead.
Did I overreact, robots? I just felt like she did it to fuck with me, like it's her fetish or something. It's my favourite dish of all time and she just had to fucking ruin it for me.
>>28530830
-5 GBP.
>expecting mommy to fuck up anything except tendies is a requirement.
>>28530869
Yeah pretty much.
I think my dad's gonna kick my ass though.
You did the right thing, so let's post some more fried chicken.
How do you like your chicken, robots?
Why haven't you converted yet?
I'm sold. Western civilisation isn't worth preserving anyway.
Will probably convert sometime before October.
Why aren't more people doing this?
>>28530698
The West ought to keep Islam out then, since its so great in Islamic countries and western civilization so degenerate, then keeping Islam out is the only humane thing for the West to do.
But I've already converted to Islam when I was in high school
Thoughts on androgynous girls? Not the super attractive model types but your normal average andro. girls like pic related.
I'm pretty sure that is a boy.
>>28530942
Nope, I'm 100% female
>>28530691
They should be executed.
>tfw you didn't get a janitor acceptance letter
haha loser lol lmoa
Post your application here so we can laugh at it.
>>28530683
good. we need fewer janitors, not more
Anon why haven't you got a qt Asian racist gf?
Because I don't want a racist gf
I did but she hates white people as well.
But I do. It's towards the Chinese though.
sneezing > puking > cumming > shitting > pissing > burping > farting
>>28530633
Is this ranked in terms of the pleasantness of the experience? Because that ranking isn't right.
Although sneezing is pretty good.
>>28530633
>he likes shitting more than pissing
shitting is objectively the worst, especially when u have to wipe ur ass. i hate america for not having bidets
>>28530633
picture a really fat girl doing all of these at once
Why are tripfags, unanimously, such terrible posters?
It's like every fucking time...
>WWAAAAAHHHHHHH tripfags are such attention whores!!!!!!!!!!
>Gives them attention anyway
Realize that you're part of the problem
My boyfriend is about to fall asleep while in a skype call with me!
It's so cute!
He's cute!
Aaaaaaaaaaaa I wanna cuddle him!!!!!!!!
>>28530898
GIMME A HUSKY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Media depictions of robots.
This guy, holy shit I've never seen a more accurate portrayal of robot life. Movie is Chronicle.tfw this movie made me feel triggered about how most movies portray child abuse
>OMG THIS GUY TOTALLY REPRESENTS US ROBOTS AM I RIGHT GUYS?!?!?! xDDDDDDDDDDSo fucking sick of these shit threads.
>>28530642I just realized how much I relate to a character and wanted to make a post about it to channel my feels.Sorry if it upset you.Didn't even know they were a regular thing.
>>28530672
Well fuck. I'm just gonna vent.
>cousin that brings him along to events where he's completely alienated from everyone
>gets abused a lot over misunderstandings
>easily manipulated and goes along with shit in hopes of positive things happening
>pretends he's picky with girls rather than literally having no standards and responds to any approval
>was (is in the movie) bullied in school
>father who wants to control him and constantly asserts dominance for no real reason
>ugly as sin and look worn as hell
>gets occasional attention from girls but doesn't know how to run with it
>nobody that understands
I just woke up (france). I had a dream where there was a qt 3.14 with a great personality. She was a part of a video game studio making a fish simulator. We were first at lake looking at fish with the rest of her team. Then somehow the lake became a pool, we were having dinner in the pool, it was nice. Then the pool became an animal store after the qt asked me to look at the fish in one of the tanks.
The dream ends with their boss or something congratulating them on their progress through a TV screen.
Anyways, she was playful and seemed interested in me the whole time. I was in love, why does god do this ?
rekt kid xdddddddddddddd
spurdo sparde
into the trash it goes
>>28530605
Step 1. Make her into a tulpa
Step 2. Be happy
Step 3. Profit
iktf
I'm not comfortable with creating a tulpa though
cool gf man grats, nerd loser
You know what makes me angry? Women who say they are lonely. They don't know what the fucking word even means. You can't reject people and then say you are lonely.
Pretty sure men can prevent lonliness by lifting, dressing nice, and getting a nice haircut. Unless your severely retarded, it isn't too hard.
>>28530575
Yes you can. Youre rage is misguided robot. Women can experience lonliness but what they can never experience is isolation because guaranteed there is always at least one beta hitting them up.
>>28530622
All those things don't fix schizophrenia which causes me to hate human contact
Through the computer it is ok though
