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>hey ching, I heard anon has a REALLY big penis!
yeh and its only for white women so back off yao ling
*teleports behind you*
It's actually well below average in length and girth
*teleports back*
>Reminder that asn pussy was LITERALLY made for White Dick
Anyone with much experience with LSD?
I've been invited to try it and I hear it's better than counselling.
Anyone have any experience or advice?
I'm not very experienced with drugs or much of a hedonist but I would like to be a more open and chill dude and I hear acid can help.
>>28533961
bumping with art
>>28533961
don't think. do.
It's not the magical life-changing substance hippies pretend it is.
However, it is an interesting experience and certainly enjoyable.
Just don't expect it to turn you into a completely different person.
Tfw no assless gf. Why God why!
>>28533932
tfw fucked a chubby girl with massive tits and hank hill ass
>>28533932
Why do I want this? Holy fuck she is hot.
>>28534543
>Holy fuck she is hot.
I am sorry to say anon but you are most likely gay
Is every girl a cum receptacle for Chad?
If a man were to provide for and support a qt gf that became a wife, would she remain loyal to the average man when confronted with a Chad?
>>28533916
discuss: when does loyalty override Chad's physical attraction?
or is the lack of access to Chad the only determinant in preventing Chad from fucking all women.
>>28533916
lastly how does r9k define the typical chad? is it the top 1% or 10% of men?
>>28533916
no. paternity laws means you pay even if cucked. no way around it. beta bux, alpha phux
Who want to kill all women here? I'm not kidding I want them all dead. I hate them so much.
>>28533914
What happened to make you this way OP?
>>28534176
His uncle raped him when he was 6yo and he became a faggot.
>>28534291
Brutal.
Dont mute me.
Who here /body dysmorphia/ ? Not that tranny bullshit, either. I'm talking about feeling like you don't belong on this earth in a corporeal form, regardless of your gender/what gender you want to identify with, and nothing alleviates it until it just goes away.
>>28533902
right here
/fit/ has ruined me, now i will always hate myself until i'm huge and on steroids. i wear hoodies whenever possible, i hate people looking at me because im weak, i dont want to settle for ottermode, i want to be a freak, a comic book hero physique
>>28533902
Stop smoking weed
P
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>>28533934
That's different than what I'm experiencing, to clarify, nothing will alleviate it- at least you have an obtainable goal you think will help fix it
>>28533944
I don't do drugs, weed is gross
Where can I find a girlfriend that looks like this?
More importantly, how can I get her to go out with me?
>>28533876
Plenty of fish
POF.com
She will have a kid though.
>>28533876
Bars, talk to her after a couple beers.
>>28518640
advice to anon from last belly gf thread
>tried to be alpha and confident
>ended up just making her legitimately hate me
>>28533805
gonna need a greentext on that, champ
>>28533805
>being alpha
>caring about her feelings
pick one
>>28533818
He did greentext it.
>It's May 23rd, 2016
>/r9k/ is having it's 2nd annual Elliot Rodger celebrations
>People go onto his youtube channel to relive the classics
>There's a new video, with an upload date of May 23rd, 2014
>It's been private all this time
>Elliot explains in the video he configured YouTube to make the video public on this exact date, 2 years after that fateful day
>Video is a shoutout to all betas, he wishes us well
>He ends the video, saying we'll never see him again, but to stay strong always
How would you feel if the above happened?
Also, general Elliot thread. Share rare Elliots, etc.
>mfw if this actually happened
Please Elliot, it would make my birthday and Christmas.
>>28533799
>How would you feel if the above happened?
He's far too narcissistic to ever do something like that. His only concern was himself.
Why would he do that? Elliot hated degenerates. He would be disgusted if he knew about us.
Hey robots a grill apparently contacted me through Skype this morning. Want to know more?
What do I do robots?
Fake, enjoy being a dickleaa virgin.
Oh shit this is it OP this is it don't fuck it up.
>be me
>average looking skinny guy
>have a well paying job
>nogf of course
>working in the porn industry made me emotionally hollow
>booze doesn't help anymore
>neither drugs
>2pussy4suicide
wat do?
>>working in the porn industry
I need a link tbqh
What was your job in the porn industry?
>>28533776
i just have to watch porn webcams all day make sure no shady shit is going on.
>ywn play MoP at its prime ever again
>ywn fight through the siege of orgrimmar ever again
>ywn collect valor to level up your gear ever again
>ywn experience pvp in timeless isle ever again
>ywn spend literal days on the timeless isle to get one shiny dragon
>ywn cross the bridge for the first time with your legendary cloak ever again
>ywn fly across the continent with old asian music ever again
Why was MoP so good?
Current tiers of expansions would be:
MoP
WotLK
Vanilla
BC
Cata
WoD <- Literal death of the game
Legion <- Nail in the coffin
Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1waVSu4adDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jqj6ACgT1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNQDpkIf7Vg
>tfw WoW will literally be a dead game within two years
>MoP
>good
>rating WotLK above BC/Vanilla
Vanilla > BC > WotLK >Habbo Hotel > other expansions
Wrath was fun, but also the death of WoW thanks for "everyone wins", vanity shit and achievements.
>MoP
>good
>WoD as the death
>not Cata
vanilla was the death of wow
fetishist feels?
>YWN be a human dog/cow and treated tenderly and with all the love you never got during childhood
I can't be someone's dog because most people probably find me gross
I can't be a human cow because I'm a male chestlet
bumpe famiglianalingus
>ywn be transformed into a cute girl and get teased and humiliated for it.
The technology just doesn't exist yet.
>>28534434
It does senpai. Dont let memes be dreams
>being racist
>having a tribalistic mentality
tell me autists, whats it like being primitive?
>muh heritage
>muh nationality
Do you randomly club animals with sticks? Do you find yourself constantly angry at societal change?
Just curious.
>>28533658
Hello cuck.
Tribalistic mentality is perfectly natural and only mentally-ill, weak leftists think otherwise.
>>28533707
Whats it like being such a loser that you need to cling to other white men's achievements to feel important?
>only ugly girls go for black men
>it's a negative reply from some normie who thinks he's hot shit for shitting on losers
>>28533647
>he's automatically a "normie" because he suggests maybe you should try bettering yourself
>>28535050
In reality, there is no 'should' nor self-determination outside nature and nurture; there are just causes that people tend to end up this way or another.
Normies like to preach about irreal things.
>>28535077
>this is your brain on drugs
