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>tfw no panty pooping gf
>>28538113
Why.png
Women's underwear is fucking expensive, she has to be retarded
>>28538134
Do you even know how to wash clothes?
>>28538113
I know that feel, poopy girls are the best
>eat sushi
>find a caviar egg in my teeth
>tfw I chew the caviar egg
>tfw I feel the pop
What is the patrician's choice of sushi rolls? I'm taking my cousin and her family out to a sushi restaurant on Sunday, and I know fuck-all about what is good and what should be avoided
pls
>>28538075
I like shrimp tempura rolls personally.
My least favorite rolls have raw fish, which is a lot of rolls.
Unagi rolls are ok, they are the brown rolls in the picture.
Patrician choice is shrimp tempura rolls.
Do you hate people /r9k/?
>>28538032
I hate people who talk to me for no reason other than to get to know me. Nigga I don't need anymore friends, one is enough
>>28538050
I wonder how common this is. If it's normal then it isn't that surprising that a lot of people struggle to make friends.
I hate tripfags.
Forced anonymous when?
What's your SSRI/MAOI/SNRI experience?
>>28538014
Anxiety/depression, took Prozac. Seemed to even me out, but then I started having extremely violent dreams and intrusive thoughts. So I stopped.
Venlafaxine ruined my life.
>>28538014
I'd rather off myself than take any of these again and that's probably what will happen.
keen insight into what goes on in a woman's head:
>I almost gave up on dating when a sandwich rejected me. I got a message on OkCupid that said, "What's shaking bacon?" and the only profile pictures were of actual sandwiches. Delicious-looking sandwiches, but sandwiches nonetheless.
>Since I was feeling hungry and lonely, I decided to reply. A lot of bready puns ensued -- the bacon, egg and cheese sandwich told me he "kneaded" me, and I told him I hoped I could rise to the occasion. He told me I was on a roll and assured me that my jokes weren't stale.
>He then said I was bacon him crazy and asked me to be his bay-gal.
>I wrote, "I'd loaf to be your bagel!!"
>Then I never heard from him again. Maybe I was too eager and shouldn't have used two exclamation points. The sad thing (yes, sadder than corresponding with a sandwich) is that I was actually disappointed. Was I too witty, or not witty enough? Perhaps I shouldn't have used the word love, even though it was disguised as loaf. But then I reminded myself that I was rejected by a sandwich.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/15/fashion/modern-love-dating-single-okcupid.html
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
C'mon OP, I understand the need to hate women on this board, but that is a pretty funny article
>>28538010
>inb4 kek KEK white knight pussy FEDORA mememeemememe NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEE faggot
>>28538010
I'm supposed to laugh at the fact that I'm less desirable than a sandwich? You have a dark sense of humor
How do so called fembots even compete? You will never be as cute as pic related.
I'll never be as cute as anyone. I'm ugly and literally alone forever
>>28538100
Are you that Russian girl?
I look forward for all nice guys to opt out and leave 3DPD behind and replace them with 2D.
Why haven't you wrote your novel yet, r9k?
>>28537958
>haven't wrote
>wrote
I know why you haven't.
>>28537958
It's a work in progress. I've written 40k words so far
Mainly because I'm bad at writting exposition and I don't have the patience.
>Mom found the cum tiger
>>28537854
>cum tiger
>cum
>tiger
explain
>>28538343
You don't have a cum tiger m8??
Damn OP, tough break. Did she free it? I would give my mom one hell of a shiner if she did that.
Hello, everyone. I am a "normie," as you like to call us. A non-normie friend of mine told me about all of you, and I'd be delighted to answer any questions you have. I am not hostile toward any of you. I wish you all nothing but the best.
About me:
- 23 years old
- in a graduate program
- 6'2" tall
- excellent facial structure
- 190 pounds
- exercises regularly
- and, perhaps most importantly, I have a plethora of friends
Do you have any questions?
The picture is unrelated.
NORMIE, BEGONE! You've caused us enough pain
let's be honest, if we could we would all be normies.
if i pull that (the mask) off would you die?
I just got a skype interview for a work at home part-time data entry person in 2 hours
how do I not fuck this up? This would be my first time wagecucking.
>>28537798
Thisneeds a differently wired brain.
>what's your biggest weakness
you say one of three things
>i'm too ambitious sometimes (probably shouldn't use this one for a data entry position since they're looking for someone who is consistent, reliable, and responsible rather than a brilliant mind)
>i have a hard time saying no sometimes
>i can pay too much attention to detail sometimes, which makes me lose sight of the big picture, so sometime i need someone to nudge me back in the original direction
>>28538701
Tech jobs cut to the chase and don't play bullshit bingo with you.
Anyone here badly ill? Physically or mentally?
Post your illnesses ITT. I can offer many effective solutions and cures based on several years of research out of desperation.
I know that feel.
Hi, i have ''nervus trigeminus'' from my early childhood, i got it from my mom.I eat painkillers almost everyday, or every few days.
>>28537868
So, nerve damage?
Reguarly eat fresh raw ocean fish and raw organically (preferable) raised free-range fowl such as chicken
I have systemic Lyme Disease and schizoaffective disorder. Help pls.
>born and raised in Eastern European slum
>had to start working at steel mill at age 11 to help buy food
>never stop working all the way through university
>become industrial engineer and move to America
>make good money an end up marrying chemistry teacher who moved to America from South Africa who also had avery hard life
>she's become pregnant
How can we properly raise a child when neither of us know how a happy childhood is supposed to be?
I don't want my child to be a fuck up.
>>28537750
I'm thinking you've taken a wrong turn somewhere m8.
The first step toward accomplishing your goal is not asking for advice on 4chin.
>>28537814
this advice should be used.
>>28537814
I've talked with my wife about it but she is just as clueless as I am.
I don't want our acquaintances to look at us bad.
so as title says, now the problem is I am not emotional about it..not at all..it doesn't bother emme but my family is like sad and stuff and I don't really care..am i strange? or just cold as ice?
Idk if you're strange but I can tell you're underage based on your post.
>>28537745
This. Underage normie shits have to fuck off.
>>28537672
You must be cooler than cool
How can l get a bigger dick?
>>28537637
Ask someone nicely for it.
If there was an effective method every guy on Earth would have a big dick and someone would be making billions off the method.
>>28537676
There has to be a way
Can someone post a set (atleast two or three) of believable chad pictures so i can use them for catfishing?
Not a total meathead so that people will actually respond but definitely someone hot.
Will post results.
Plz raspond guize
Im seriously kinda obsessed with cfishing. I dont know why i love this so much...
Nobody? Not one reply?
