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You worked hard contributing to my NEETbux this week, wagecuck. Enjoy your well deserved two days of freedom. Me? I'm spending your hard earned contribution on an anime figure.
>>28542742
Just one figure? Why not two? Treat yourself. You deserve it
>>28542742
Is this what it's like to have a gf?
>>28542742
Thisis a smart investment.
>be exhausted from social activities
>suck at talking to people
>gradually go insane when alone for long periods of time
Who do I thank for this wonderful existence?
>>28542711
same here, worst thing is i see all those happy, energetic people talking ALL THE FUCKING TIME jesus christ it's like i am another species, not even human
i wish i was never born
>>28542711
i sorta suck at talking to people
completely right about the first point
I love being alone I had a record of 4 months of not going outside
>be exhausted from social activities
That's normal if you are somewhat introverted, you may just be very introverted
>suck at talking to people
talking, socializing &co are skills. learn them. It is hard paired with the introversion but you have to try
>gradually go insane when alone for long periods of time
depending on how long "long" is - that's normal.
As an Introvert I like being alone but hate being lonely.
should women be allowed to drive?
Why do they need to drive when they can ride thisstick shift.
yes. men are more dangerous drivers than women. hence the higher insurance rates.
>>28542707
Actually teenage boys have higher rates than teenage girls. It flips after 25.
There has been minimal research done but it seems that girls make far less mistakes as teenagers and so they never improve once they become adults.
That being said, much less women than men have violent road rage tendencies.
What's the craziest thing you've done trying to chase the puss?
>>28542538
Gone to a brothel
i never chase women and i dont understand guys who care that much about it desu
when you have porn why go to loads of effort for girls
I donated blood to try to impress a girl but I'm a skinny fuck be I passed out and then when they let me go i passed out again and hit my head on the curb and had a gash in the side of my head and had to get stitches and also had a concussion
Girl didn't even care was the worst part
I like a non-Chad but he only likes me as a friend. My only flaw is that I'm overweight, but as you know, it takes at least a year to get to average. I'm not a feminist and am trying to change, but will it work? What if he moves on before?
I really would appreciate honest and genuine advice.
Also, he is very slim, but usually the slim guys go for me.
Also, no overweight or fat guys in my area. One of the lowest obesity rates in the US around here.
I don't want to be miserable for an entire year and only focus on losing weight- it will drive me insane
>>28542485
If it's going to take you a year to get to average, you're more than just overweight, you're obese.
This sucks to hear but most guys aren't going to go for a girl that big unless they're utterly, completely, and totally desperate.
Take that year to get in shape and focus on yourself. Then when you're in better shape physically, you will be emotionally more confident and will have any guy you want.
how overweight are we talking?
You have to be completely honest
You're at a social event and two guys are hitting on you, you have a choice between them. Whichever one you choose to talk to, the other will quickly lose interest and go on their way. Which one do go with?
Choice A
>6' 4", rippling abs, square jaw, 200 pounds of hard muscle
>Is a member of a fraternity, drinks socially, is confident with women
>Has a long history of women more attractive than you
>Has no career prospects, average intelligence, lazy and entitled
Choice B
>5' 9", average looking, 200 pounds of not-muscle
>Is a member of the chess club, doesn't drink, is awkward with women
>Is a virgin, is holding out for a girl to be his world
>Has strong career prospects, high intelligence, ambitious and diligent in his work
Do you go A(lpha) or B(eta)?
>>28542446
It depends how badly choice B spaghettis
A likely scenario is B doesn't approach me and i make fun of A
A lot of girls don't really like the stereotypical chad as you described.
But they don't really like betas either.
Alpha. Everytime. I'm not here to pander to you autists.
>FBI found the child burial cemetery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soPmbFwlAQs
Tfw Big Guy is jealous of my life
Uhmmm... wow there Mr. Anon .
>go out with my mom
>people think I'm her boyfriend
make a move on her
i'm jealous, i want a mommy gf
>>28542264
I always act really distant if I do things with my sister. Which is very challenging as she seems to think a brother needs to do everything a boyfriend does other than kiss her.
>>28542315
Can l do things with her? Like errands and stuff
>tfw you legitimetaly want to end your life but is too afraid to do so because you are living more for other people than for yourself
fuck this shit
reply to my thread you twats
you're my only friends
>>28542261
>tfw you legitimately want to end your relationship with your girlfriend but you love her and the sex is great and shes loyal and makes life easier
>>28542261
>>28543054
dude i feel so depressed like you, i dont care about people on one level cause im in so much pain yet i also fear them a lot that i want to please them still
im stuck between depression and anxiety about my depression
What is it like to wake up to a blow job?
Uncomfortable. Because normally you need to take a piss
ive woken up to have sex before right away but it just felt dirty and rushed. bj idk i wouldn't like it because i always shower before getting my dick sucked
Tfw sex isn't a big deal
Tfw roasties are losing their social power rapidly
i wanna die so bad
i wanna get hit by a train
Why? Somebody raped you?
>>28542171
:(
post is low on content
>>28542368
>>28542491
i feel really emasculated. no matter what i do someone out there makes more money than me, is more independent than me, i even have a hobby that got me a scholarship into uni but there are girls my age that do it way better and make a living that way
i haven't had sex in two years. i live with my mom who doesn't listen to my problems, i don't have many friends. i have classes six days a week and they're very long so i don't get to work or make any money.
all i can really do to feel good about myself is diet and exercise but i can't even find a gym membership, no gym at uni, i wake up feeling like such a fat fuck i don't even want to do crunches anymore and i'm not even overweight. i don't have a car to drive to the closest gym five miles away.
i keep going on okcupid and closing it in the worst mood ever just thinking how shit life is and how fat girls only ever want anything to do with me, i had a fat as fuck friend once with a 10/10 girlfriend i don't know how the fuck that worked.
my older brother is settling down with a girlfriend and i'm closing in on 22 never having paid rent anywhere once in my life which i can't begin to do until i finish school.
it's just an uncomfortable life position to be in for me right now.
I have a car, if you cannot drive/don't have a ride, I can pick you up but you must live in the south florida area, preferably in Miami/boca/west palm/fort lauderdale. I can provide snacks as well, like capri suns and lunchables. Girls only, autism is perfectly fine as I am extremely autistic myself.
Skype: Notmilitary
>>28542159
Are normies invited? I live around the area.
I wish I lived in the Miami area. I love zoos. To share one with robots would be great.
>>28542169
>fembots only
Nevermind
What's the longest you've ever been muted for?
16 seconds
in fact, every time I am muted now its for 16 seconds by default. i dont know why it doesnt start at 2 seconds anymore for me
doesnt really matter i guess since it takes me about 10 seconds to write a post
8 seconds. Not complaining though, I'm glad hiroshimoot is keeping /r9k/ original
>>28542087
4min8sec
Help a robot out
>>28542078
Second half
>>28542078
"when are you coming back"
that wasnt so hard
>>28542109
Exactly this
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Serial Killer General: Floodwater edition
Anyone know what breed of pig eats people the most willingly? Can't seem to get bon fires hot enough and have to grind up the remainder of my precious slaves and dump them in rivers.
Who here /sex with before and after/
Lately have found that forcing them to wear handcuffs as soon as you put the gun to their head works best for a quick and easy abduction
>>28542059
what will I get if I find that location?
>>28542059
Your next victim should be yourself
I don't think a serial killer would even participate in a thread like this.
