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>sitting in common area at uni
>girl comes in and sits on the couch across from me
>she puts her feet up on the table
>they are prime feets
>decide to secretly take a picture so I can share it with my friends on /r9k/ because I love those guys
>MY FUCKING SHUTTER AND FLASH GOES OFF
yeah she asked what I did and I said I accidentally took a picture and she made me delete it and now everyone on my floor thinks I am creepy
>>28539752
>and she made me delete it
Of course you would listen to her you beta cuck.
A true Alpha male would have fucked right there on the couch.
She was testing you dumb cunt.
>>28539780
>fockin roasted m80 git kekd on
what a disgusting comment
never fucking reply to me again unless you are directly contributing to the conversation
>>28539822
I was considering just running away and hiding in my dorm but then the problem is the meanies and bullies would still exist outside, they wouldn't go away just because I cant see them
>2016
>not having a nerdy girlfriend
Good goy
>put stacy/ chad in glasses
>they now constitute a nerd
I want to violate whoever started this meme with a steel rebar
>glasses
>playing on her cell phone instead of studying
How is she a nerd?
>>28539694
>>28539738
Oh please
She reads books, has glasses, and listens to Jazz & Classical
This is to all the virgins here. Normal people don't need to read or reply to this.
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're all a bunch of creeps. I hate to break it to you but if you're over 20 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is actually a pretty fair place. If you're a virgin it's probably your own fault. You're probably some kind of school shooter, creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. No girls wants a loser. They'd rather smoke weed with an alpha like me who can take care of them. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.
tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have. Stop thinking the world owes you something.
your pic is titled fag. and thats exactly what you are
I know, that's why I'm here
>>28539649
Fuck this stupid nigger, he's probably never had to work hard at anything his whole life
Never stop improving robots, there's a hoe for everyone
Who /dumb/ here? I don't understand trig, it's driving me crazy. I was always the "slow kid" in social groups. You're truly not a robot unless you have a low IQ. A medium range / high one can get you anywhere in life provided you put enough effort in your studies. No matter my efforts I will work min wage forever.
>it's another "loser changes the definition of 'robot' to fit to his own" thread
>>28539570
I can already tell that's Bruges.
Fuckin' comfy.
>>28539609
You know I'm stating the truth. A low IQ automatically blocks all the good paths for you in life unless you're world-class level in a sport where you can earn decently and do what you love. Prove me wrong.
What is your opinion on pic related?
Also, if you would have to pick one, wich one would you pick and why?
>tfw no uke bf
>>28539550
>fantasizing over fictional children
kill yourself anon
None
I just want a cute Makoto bf to play video games with me and tell me how special I am
>tranny comes in whining about "gender dysphoria"
>wants estrogen transition
>give it a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28539510
>it
He's a man, a pathetic one maybe but he should be called what he is
>>28539510
>>28539541
Thats some nice edge there
>>28539510
Good prescription doc
Who was /inbetweener/ here?
>not the coolest or really a loser
>floated between social groups, wasn't out of place for me to interact with a particular sect
>"smart," so people often asked to me for help or to cheat
>"funny" and a good listener so people often talked to me
>fat but not totally grotesque and didnt smell bad so I wasnt shunned
>people were genuinely surprised if someone didnt know me
>after speaking to a girl, would hear their friends ask about me and they would say "you dont know anon?" in an incredulous way
>looked way older(had a beard) so people tthought I was a senior until I was actually a senior
Id say the worst part of being an inetweener is although i learned how to interact with different people, I don't have enough charisma for anything besides a good one liner and I cant deal with people unlike me for too long a time. Also I wasnt cool enough or part of friend geoups enough to be invited to parties or anything. People also assumed I wasnt a virgin because I looked like I could be someones dad.
So you were a normie?
Just fuck off
>>28539502
>Who was /normie/ here
Ftfy
>>28539502
Just fuck off you little myopic normie
What is a "Cheeky Oi Oi" in the UK? Can any brit bots tell me!
Anything to do with nandos .. !?
When someone says something witty
Probably the british equivalent of the russian cheeky breeky
>>28539499
Britbong here. Nobody says that.
Ask someone who just got accepted to college with Accounting as major anything
>accounting major
That's some lofty goals you've got there. Have fun crunching numbers for Mr. Shecklestein after you graduate.
>tfw guy in pic is hot and can adjust my entry anyday
>tfw daddy issues
>>28539443
>accepted
So, you paid them and they let you take classes? Congratulations faggot.
>tfw normalfags judge you for your dress sense
>>28539442
sauce on jacket plox
>>28539442
Even I judge you for wearing that.
>>28539470
but why judge anon, this is how u b urself
Freud was a fraud and was wrong about nearly everything. Why do armchair psychologist teenagers such as yourselves put him on the pedestal like he has any merit to back up their baseless claims?
No one here ever talks about Freud
>>28539413
This.
He was also pretty right about loads of stuff.
Only first year uni wasters don't think he was actually goat
>Brought the subject of dreams into the modern light.
>Paved the way for others.
>Raised and trained the world's very first therapy dog.
Oh but, he was the first one to venture into his field and he got things wrong.
Kind of like Socrates he was the first one to explore philosophical things and he got things wrong but, the big difference here is that no body ever talks shit about Socrates even though he got things wrong.
From where comes the delusional thought that being attracted to teenagers around the age of 16 makes you a pedophile?
from used up hoes trying to shame you for finding somebody younger and hotter than them more attractive I'd wager.
>another attempt of doj trying to justify his pedophilia
>>28539431
This makes sense, but why would they care if they weren't interested in the first place?
>>28539471
Look up the definition of pedophilia.
What is your height?
>be honest
>>28539386
5'9
Its not bad but I live in the netherlands so it makes me feel like a dwarf.
5'3" of stacked high shit
6'5"
It's the right height to not slam your head when going into basements.
>tfw socially conservative but economically socialist
>everyone thinks I'm a fascist or a bigot on the left
>everyone thinks I'm a commie on the right
>just want to be a NEET without trannies disturbing me on the way to the grocery store
>>28539313
>economically socialist
Why did you decide to be retarded
>>28539313
I personally just think you're a faggot.
>>28539313
i've seen this thread before
i've posted in it
I'm tired.
I dont want to talk but I dont want to be alone
I just want to be asleep all the time.
I want to be dead
>>28539290
I know that feel. I had a good run but i can't stand life anymore. I failed.
>>28539297
>trust me it will get better
yea it wont
>start spewing memes to make me feel better
I appreciate the effort, but it only makes me want to kill myself more.
>>28539290
failed normie spotted
git
fucked
