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What happened to this guy anyways?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6sIKrEP_85gGRR6r3-QpDg/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd
Pick unrelated.
>>28542001
>Pick unrelated.
yeah i dont give a shit about your thread topic, why not just post more pics like that
>>28542041
Sure why not.
Panty thread I guess.
Shimapan will be an important part of history.
>tfw too afraid to have any sort of thoughtful intelligent conversation on this board without being called a fedora tipper
I hate this fucking meme
this is 4chan dude
I love that meme. It keeps all the INTJs away.
>>28541959
maybe stop being afraid and just type whatever the fuck you want
anyone who would actually say dumb shit like "xD u r very smart" is probably underaged
Who else here wears a jacket all year long no matter what? Bonus points if it's the same jacket all year long.
In my opinion it's comfy as fuck
>>28541946
I do
But fuck when it's hot I want to fucking die
That reminded of this kid who wore a thick hoodie under a heavy ass winter coat during a heat wave in 8th grade Highest was 110F and he didn't take the hoodie off during recess. Needless to say, he was a walking pool of sweat.
>>28542401
What jacket do you wear?
My current jacket is a camo windbreaker
My old jacket is a faux leather bomber jacket
And as of right now I'm planning on buying either a generic varsity jacket or generic denim jacket
It's actually very /comfy/ and better than many normal people.
A gf would only ruin it.
>>28541940
Just got a gf tonight
Last post on /r9k/
You are all going to make it and I love you all.
22year old high school dropout that's working on a diploma. no friends, no interaction with the opposite sex for years, only shitpost, study and lift weights
>>28541940
>tfw indian manlet
>tfw got BTFO by life
Does anyone else here have a thing for troubled girls? All of my oneitises have had daddy issues, drug problems, or some sort of general craziness. At least I'm too beta to talk to any of them or I would probably get murdered.
yes, only girl i slept with was mentally ill and had daddy issues. She liked being lazy and her life was a mess. I loved her, still do
>>28541929
this screams 'savior complex'
do yourself a favor and stop caring about the wicked. You can't save them
>tfw your first and only gf in high school was a 16 year old who had previously dated a 20 year old heroin addict
>tfw you're glad you broke up with her but secretly regret it
>Women would rather a date a man in prison for murdering his entire family, allegedly due to demonic possession, than date you.
>>28541858
>Women who are mentally ill would rather..
Trust me, you'd want nothing to do with her.
>>28541858
>tfw no mentally unstable low-IQ girlfriend who will murder you in your sleep
>>28541882
>implying anybody here is mentally sound
>not aiming to improve your mind and body every single day
Explain why you aren't a complete lazy trash
>>28541855
But how does one do it without weightlifting?
>chess
>improving the mind
>>28541920
Weightlifting has very little to do with fighting. Optimizing your muscles for lifting makes them slow for punching. See: Bob Sapp.
you have 8 dollars
what do
>>28541819
I would buy an onahole from aliexpress
>>28541819
Anal x2
>>28541819
>No option for hug
>No option for encourage me that everything will get better
>go to squish some ants in my room
>look closer
>maggots literally in the carpet
Are you sure they arent moth larvae?
>>28542393
This is more likely.
Both seem nasty as fuck though.
>>28541786
bumping for pics
how you mistake maggots for ants anyway?
Here is the story of how Race-mixing ruined my life:
>trying to become normie before it's too late
>meet girl
>shy, pretty and super nice
>afraid of most other people
>start talking more and more
>get her contact, then her number
>start getting very close
>ask her out
>she likes me a super ton, but can't because of her ex whom she feels obligated towards
>guy is black, 7 feet tall, 300 pounds
>long distance, he hasn't been very good to her
>they've been talking for 2 1/2 years, she's deeply attached to him.
They haven't dated in around a year, so maybe I can sway her, but idk. She's extremely white with blonde hair and blue eyes. What do, r9k? I need advice, anon
stop supporting her emotionally. cut contact and if she asks why says you dont want to get caught up in her ex drama. or stop supporting her emotionally and try to bone her
You should learn how to fight before he recks you
>>28541739
>liking a coalburning whore
You fucked up OP
i'm watching zootopia alone in a bit
what should i expect?
>inb4 no singles rule
my local theater sets in this rule only after 6 wew
>>28541699
>no singles rule
are there really movie theaters which have this rule?
literally why would this even be a thing
>>28541734
found the moron.
>>28541772
why did you just insult me?
Well, the youre stuck here forever meme is apparently true brobots.
I tried leaving this place. Thought maybe the toxicity and the self wallowing of this place was weighing me down. Thought i could change. I tried putting harder efforts into my studies, taking care of myself, trying to learn guitar, building self confidence, turning normie.
This was 6 months ago. I worked hard. I joined an online chatroom to cope with loneliness. I laughed at normie jokes and acted interested in them. I got a girl i kind of started liking to go out with me. But i never felt complete. The shallowness, the vapidness of normies was something i could never emulate.
I put on a mask everyday, i tried smiling, but i guess im stuck being dead inside. I put this shit up for about 5 months, and finally started relapsing. My "friends" caught onto it. I gradually turned into a punchbag for them. Just like the last time i tried fitting in. Last week one of them had a party at their house. I wasnt invited. My gf was. She cheated on me, and broke up with me the next day to date this lacrosse player jock. I felt nothing. Nothing except the dull bitter pain eating me away from the inside.
Now im back here on r9k complaining about my shitty life. And its pretty comfy desu. I missed you guys. I missed the captcha. I missed the robot. Even though ive realised im a fuck up and a goner, im uncomfortably comfortable being here. It feels like i belong here. It feels lie you guys are the only people who will ever understand me.
I just want to thank you guys for being there. You may feel worthless, but your existence does make people like me happy, and i love you all even though we will never actually get to meet.
Im not gonna make it but i hope you all do. Lets just enjoy our time together being stuck here in the meanwhile.
So itt:
>post best of r9k
>your autism/sad stories
>feels songs and images
Heres a song i like-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
i liek this picture
>>28541634
Thanks, friendo. I like that gondola:^)
>tfw threads gonna die alone just like me
>tfw no you know what bf
>tfw dreaming about my qt bf
>>28541604
Thanks, Doc.
You know what.
>tfw no tomoko gf
Why live?
>tfw you havent fapped for so long combined with the warm weather that youre just literally dying from the inside
Mostly because of sweaty woman in summer clothing tbqh
How you holding up with the /nofap/ robro's?
>>28541578
what you mean warm weather and women's clothes? we know you don't leave the house bro
Short shorts and flip flops. Hnnnnngggggg
>Tfw every once in a while I will go a week or two weeks without fapping and feel fine about it
>Get hornier but don't feel the urge to fap
>Friends who fap literally 4 or 5 times a day look at me like I'm brain damaged
I'm just fucking bored of fapping. Not because my sex drive is gone, but because I've realised masturbation does literally NOTHING to satiate it. Every time I fap it's so lacklustre and disappointing. I might quit for good soon.
Write a letter to someone you know is a fucking weirdo who reads every one of these stupid threads, that you're too beta to just tell them directly you turd.
I'll start
mommy
You're the best, I want you to be my mommy forever.
I love you
-doggo
>>28541547
I love you too little pupper.
Dear abcdefg,
I just want to talk. I don't understand why you're pensive. I'm not going to hit on you or some shif. I thought we were past that and friends.
My dearest rentcuck
You are making your landlord very happy.
Thank you,
-Big guy
