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Get the FUCK in here grandpas. How's everyone holding up?
>tfw suddenly 40 year olds don't look or seem that old anymore
>tfw suddenly 40 doesn't seem that far away
42/m here, meet and fucked a 19 yr old girl off 4chan, why don't you go after younger girls?
32/m
Too old to enjoy spending much time with the young 'uns, not old enough yet to have earned the respect of the senior partners.
Been wagecucking the same crap labor job for about 15 years.
End is in sight, talk of redundancy payouts.
Been feeling retrospective about my working life, and realized it is all shit. Maybe a handful of interesting stories about the last 15 years of my life, and all of them are about something bad happening.
How the fuck can 15 years just... vanish
![54eea5a07a60e_-_sev-wake-up-lgn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DuD4Dru.jpg "54eea5a07a60e - sev-wake-up-lgn[1]")
What are some motivational thoughts and quotes that help you get through the day?
>>28544536
requiem en pace
I wish I was smart enough to enunciate why "inspo" is fucking cancerous and does nothing good, but I'm not. Someone do it for me.
"The world is what it is. Men who are nothing, who allow themselves to become nothing, have no place in it." V S Naipaul
Who wants to be my internet GF.
You have to be funny.
You have to be black.
You have to have high level of empathy.
You have to be attractive.
You have to have degenerate fetish.
You have to be a slut.
You have to be a little chubby.
You have to have some kind of talent.
You have to be decently wealthy to buy me stuff.
You have to initiate conversations.
This is minimum requirements.
About me: I am bossy, fun and cute.
Bump, so girls don't miss out on their soulmate.
bump too, god luck OP
Who wants to be my internet GF.
You have to be black.
You have to have blue eyes.
You have to have blonde hair.
Your parents have to be nice.
You have to have good taste in shoes.
You have to know how to read music.
You have to be subscribed to Markiplier on youtube.
You have to know how to tie your shoelaces with your eyes closed.
You have to not like tomatoes.
You have to watch Yugioh, but not know how to play.
You have to have made a successful kickstarter project.
You have to be exactly 5'7.
You have to have a feminine penis.
You have to like dogs more than cats.
You have to never double-dip.
You have to be white.
You have to be able to roll your tongue.
You have to like my status on Facebook.
You have to be good with kids.
You have to have a kitchen tiles fetish.
You have to die before me.
You have to know how to calculate the area of a triangle when given the lengths of two sides and the angle between then.
You have to cuck me.
This is minimum requirements.
About me: I can eat rice with chopsticks and make myself pass out by putting pressure on my carotid arteries.
cuck general
last thread got deleted because of faggot mods
this thread is for discussing and posting interracial porn
lisa-poster please come back
Ok, what's the video? It looks funny as hell.
>>28544347
Interracial porn should be illegal. Niggers are worthless subhumans and we can't let the media promote them
>>28544347
RIP my sweet princess.
Hey anon, why are you home alone on a Friday night?
Shouldn't you be with your friends?
i stopped having friends more than 5 years ago
>>28544339
haven't had friends since middle school
Cut off contact with my only friend because I was angry he is moving awaysorry I'm really autistic and can't handle losing things[\spoiler]
2 down, 6 to go. Who else is getting real fucked up? If anyone is wondering about the cider - it's pretty decent, goes down real easy. Better than Redd's, tossup vs. Angry Orchard.
Feel free to post some music that makes you feel good (or whatever you like).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvWddXPP7tQ
>>28544335
i love cider but i makes me poopy splat
i just finished a 32oz growler of clown shoes amandine exorcism because that shit is expensive for a 62
gonna finish the the evening out with founders mosaic promise and watch the wwitch probably
woodchuck's a shit cider btw, domaine dupont has phenomenal ones
vaping some weed, taking shots of Kraken, and listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Grx5behEoV4
What is the most robot genre and why is it DSBM?Because the robot desires oblivion
>>28544311
This music isn't very CHRISTIAN
Yeah it's pretty good. Listen to lifelover
dsbm is for depressive suicidal people not self-pitying turbo virgins.
robot losers are neither depressed nor suicidal.
anyone on r9k play clash royale? i need a clan to join thats not full of normies
literally the most normie game
Anyone want to start an open /r9k/ clan? I don't have a clan either.
Anyone on /r9k/ play GRIM FUCKING DAWN?
how to remove the dick smell off of my room?
Wash your sheets and use febreeze on fabrics. Open windows and burn a candle.
>>28544242
get a new room?
Stop being such a faggot
blox
Can non-whites be chads too?
Sure. But Usher is like 5'7"
Pic related is a currynigger btw
By the lack of replies I'm guessing that's a no.
no because they're spics and niggers.
Chad is the white golden boy, who comes from a rich family and no criminal back round
anyone just feel like you have no purpose in life?
Nobody has a purpose in life.
>muh children
>my wife
>muh legacy
sand castles. you're just an ego driven meat puppet that replicates itself.
>>28544153
Yeah. It would be tolerable if my life was at least comfortable and I could wallow in materialism, but I don't even have that
>>28544899
>you're just an ego driven meat puppet that replicates itself.
so youre saying our purpose is to replicate?
Friendly reminder that "fembots" do not exist. Women can NEVER be robots. Therefore, females have literally NO place on this board and need to GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW
My sister is the only female I have ever been close to and I admire her a lot. She has genuine interests and pays close attention to things.
>>28544521
I fucking hate my sister and even I have to admit I've seen her get really passionate over certain interests. Namely rapping.
>>28544553
>namely rapping
what a horrible disappointment she must be
Let's do it, bros.
GOOD FEELS Thread.
Starting with
>shit doesn't matter because everyone currently alive will be dead in 100 hours anyway
>>28544136
YEARS
100 YEARS
not HOURS - shit
Now the Internet police will think I'm a terrorist
>tfw wagekek
Post your best/most creative stories about how you or someone you knew cheated in exams at school
>In exam
>All on computers for it is a technical exam
>grill next to me waits until the invigilator isn't looking
>taps my shoulder
>points at her screen
>I point out the right answer
Hardcore as fuck.
>>28544063
I am a british chad so we got this fit exam invigilator
>Be me
>sitting my further maths exam
>its just the 3 of us in this small class
>i am 6ft 2, light eyed chad built and athletic at 17
>first exam, dont remember shit from the partying over the holiday
>im on the back row and keep looking at the hot invigilator
>she was a 9/10 at most
>get her to come over and start eyefucking her whilst asking her for some extra paper
>she fucks me in the back really quietly and lets me cheat afterwards
>said she had a husband and it was the best fuck of her life
>be in first year university
>cheat on exam
>get caught
>get kicked out of university
>work at donut store now
be a better cheater than me, kids.
Hello lads
I "live" through everyday accomplishing the bare minimum because of my anxiety and fear of failure
My question is should I order adderall off of the deepweb so that I can focus on my work, or is there a better option available
Self drawn pepe attached
>>28544038
yes get me some too
>>28544038
See how that works
no, bad idea.
Prescription drugs are barely regulated. Look into how the FDA approves generic drug equivalents. Spoiler alert, it's pretty much an honor system until hundreds of complaints start coming in.
Till then they just take the manufacturer's word that the generic is equivalent to the name brand.
http://www.peoplespharmacy.com/2014/12/03/expose-reveals-why-we-no-longer-trust-all-generic-drugs/
http://www.peoplespharmacy.com/2016/02/15/how-reliable-are-your-generic-drugs-from-india
