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Is there a way to discretely screenshot snap chat stories anymore? hot bitch posted a tits pic and I will deliver it here if I can grab it discretely.
>>28547831
iPhone or android?
>>28547831
load up story/snap
turn on airplane mode
open it story/snap
screenshot it
???
profit
>>28547831
If she's posting tits on her story she's an attention whoring slut who wants people to see it. She no longer has ownership of the pic, screen cap it all you want.
Stop enabling whores on snspchat you whiny beta.
>tfw I saw a musically of my 11 y/o sister singing some rap shit with "play with my pussy" in the lyrics
Not only that, she seems to be browsing a lot those vines and shit like that...I am afraid she is entering the slut world through the main gate
Should I beat the shit out if her?
How would you react if she was your sister?
>>28547812
Wtf wake up grandpa this is 2016
She is at an age of discovery so let her discover her sexuality the way she likes ad don't ever lay a finger on her you fucking creep
The times they are a changing.
>>28547812
>not showing her a video of how to play with her pussy
You are doing it wrong pal
I just suck a friend and godammit i already regret it
What part of your friend did you suck?
>>28547903
The dick jesus
>>28547801
what was it like OP?
>tfw waiting for final grades
>>28547728
>tfw I just found out I failed a class
I always calculate my grades before the final, so I know what I need. Then make a note of which questions I might have gotten wrong while I am taking the final. I'm still baby tier level, though.
>>28547844
>tfw professor doesn't publish any of your grades until the end
>cat is in heat
>non-stop meowing at me
>won't leave me alone
Does she want it? Should I give it to her?
>>28547632
Give her the red rocket, OP.
yo dawg we heard you like pussy so we installed a pussy in your pussy
how about you give to your kid, then cut their head of
jk ha . i love satire
>Mom died two years ago
>My dog of 16 years died last week
>Don't talk to father
>Brothers are embarrassed of me
Who /trulyalone here?
>dad dead
>all 3 dogs have died
>mom is a bleeding heart liberal zombie that solely consumes netflix, marijuana and huffington post
>virtually no relation with sisters 10 years older than me
>moved across the country to a place where none of the few friends I have went
>>28547661
Why'd you move ?
Not an original comment
>Obtained a bachelor's degree and made one friend in the process, who I see once a month at best
>Finally lost virginity in college, April of last year, but haven't had sex with ex or anyone else since May 2015
>Moved out of my mom's and in with a roommate, who I get along with well, but don't necessarily like much
>No ex, feels like no friends, home
But I'm glad. To have employment, to be in America, to have a comfortable bed to sleep in, college edu, etc.
Just.. I get what it's like to be lonely, especially after having had a taste of... companionship.
I'm on the other side of the planet and I just told my oneitis I love her over WhatsApp. My heart feels like it's about to explode its beating so fast. Robots, I need you here more than ever.
have you ever met her IRL?
We will be here, robro. Unless it actually works out in which case get the fuck off my board
I don't get why you spergs keep doing this shit.
What's the idea? Have you ever seen anyone get away with confessing to their oneitis through text? Have you learned nothing from all those sad screencaps from betas confessing their feelings only to get frienzoned or rejected along the years?
I don't mean to go full feminist here but why are all you guys on here so mysoginistic? Do you really think we owe you pussy for just existing?
>>28547479
>r9k is one person
This needs to stop. The cute anime girl posting should continue though.
>>28547479
neh,we just pissed that women want the 10 percent(they are either chad or a rich guy)
>>28547479
You don't owe robots your pussy by just existing. You owe Alpha/Omega men your pussy by just existing. Robots are bitter that they aren't Alpha or Omega and channel the hate onto women because hating Chad would be utterly meaningless.
Does diet coke make you fat? I only ever see fat people order diet soda, even when they get really fattening meals. I rarely see someone order a diet coke and them not being fat.
I usually order diet soda as I'm trying to lose weight and rather not waste calories on drink. (down 30lbs btw). I also use diet soda when I get urges for something sweet. I'm just wondering if drinking diet soda actually will make me gain weight on my diet.
Yes, it's crap.
Avoid that shit altogether.
Diet soda accelerates fat loss and has an appetite blunting effect. I'm a hungry skellington and love the stuff. I don't think fattening food exists though. The only difference between my diet and fat people's diet is amount of energy consumed. Calories is still calories. I like coke zero because it tastes like coke but satisfies my autism and comes in an edgy black packaging. Diet soda comes off as real feminine and that 10 calorie bullshit triggers my autism. Diet coke and mountain dew dont come in that feminine bland gray packaging so it's a winner.
>>28547461
Drink water faggot, it's healthy, has no calories and doesn't leave you thirsty.
I'm about to order pizza online for the first time. should i get a 10" pepperoni pizza from dominoes for $15.53 or a small pepperoni pizza from a local restaurant for $12.60? Is it work spending another $2.54 to upgrade to a 12" pizza?
>>28547444
spotted the underage
>>28547444
What the fuck is wrong with you. Go to the deals page. Menu price pizza is a scam
>>28547482
>>28547483
exact same time!
who /not interested in life/ here
this shit is a fucking joke familias
i cant take it anymore
society is complete shit
is there really a reason to not commit suicide?
is there any reason you shouldnt take some of the normies down with you?
>this board is satire
honestly there really isn't. i don't know how i keep existing. i'm not even sure if i experience love correctly. i know which family members i'm supposed to love, so i say i do, but when i think about them i feel nothing. i just wake up, go to work, come home, game, repeat. there has to be more to life than this
>>28547392
Yeah iktf brah
I imagine most here do
I don't know how old you are, but if you have parents and you care about them at least wait until they kick the bucket
I don't know if I'll ever end up being a father, but I've thought about the love a parent must feel for its child, and how painful it must feel to see them die before you
I don't know about you, but I don't want to do that to my parents. I don't want to do that to the other people who care about me either.
Why does this board look down upon the normies a.k.a. people who are better than them in every way, shape, and form?
Define "better".
>>28547321
The same reason poor and working class people think of the rich as haughty and privileged nancies. Because believing that they are somehow better than the upperclass helps them sleep better.
>>28547321
>look down upon
You're confusing jealous resentment with "looking down upon."
>not only will you have a shit life
>there will be a popular ideology backed by the media saying you didn't
>feminism/social justice
Just fuck my shit up senpai.
You will submit.
The right-wing is growing in strength throughout the west tho.
Leftist scumbags have overplayed their hand and now they're paying for it. Trump's inevitable victory in November is just the start of a wave of change to come.
>>28547313
>shit life
>has internet and the free time to shitpost about virginity on it
>this is "politics" in 2016
>manlets still think they have a chance
Not even leg lengthening surgery can save you.
>>28547227
makes me so mad when i see a girl with a short guy
Honestly im 6'3 and 7/10 still no gf fucking americuck movies always making them the heros
>>28547227
The short guy in this pic is Peter Jackson, an internationally renowned and respected film director, a happily married man, and rich.
>>28547304
>manlets trying to defend themselves
Is buying a dakimakura a must for every dedidcated robot? Who here unironically owns one?
Only if you are a literal autist virgin weeaboo
>>28547208
Not all robots are into anime. The more powerful wizards or aspirants among us may shun females of all dimensions entirely. That said, I unironically have one of a generic anime girl bought from AmiAmi.
>>28547239
you wouldn't say that shit to my face tho pussy
you'd be saying "yes sir" and "no sir" like the little faggot bitch you are lol
