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>tfw listening to the same track 50x in a row and still not bored of it
I get that way sometimes too, senpai. What song are you obsessed with right now?
>>28547174
I once listened to the same song on repeat for eight hours while farming in WoW
>>28547196
Just some dreamy trance song.
Anyone else here fell for the nofap meme?
Day 3 here and its fucking torture
I'm doing no fap cause I wanna get laid with a chick and couldn't get hard last time.
I've been training my erections, too. It's not torture when you have a purpose, but I'm dying to ejaculate.
Last time I did no fap for the fuck of it I lasted ten days. It was not worth it, but that was a memorable wank.
I'm on 12 days or something, I don't know. Don't really feel anything.
>>28546922
Read the personal testimonies of people who did no-fap.
It's a fucking joke and a cult. No fap probably makes people MORE depressed and anxious then when they start even years down the road.
Fapping isn't the problem, your self esteem is.
It's friday, the night is cool and I have a car. I want to go out but i have no friends.
Where should i go? What should i do?
Mandatory thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
I love Drive. I've watched it at least 20+ times, own it on blu-ray, and bring it everywhere, not to mention a flash drive with the Drive ST.
I usually just drive around aimlessly... never anywhere specific. I got my first car my senior year in high school from working a summer job, and many a nights I would pretend to my parents that I had friends by going out. But in reality I was driving around aimlessly, stopping for a burger, and eating it in an abandoned parking lot.
>That feel when no japanese shitbox to feel in
>that feel when my state has the highest insurance rates so I can't afford it anyway
Taxi to bar, drink at lively bar and talk.
Break out of robot mentality and get into normie territory before it is too late.
Post pictures of roasties you want to put your pee pee into
Ill start with a dump of slutty roast that is a skimpy barmaid now ;-;
Fb pics encouraged
This post is now an original oc post tbo
I wonder what her joot smells like...
Wish she would bee my slut waifu
How much does a nosejob cost?
All I see when I look in the mirror is my big fat ugly nose.
Please respond, I would like to know too.
>>28546746
$5k is a reasonable estimate.Plastic surgery is incredible. Personally I'm saving for chin and jaw augmentation. Maybe dental implants too but they're a little pricier.
>>28546932
>5k
I almost have that much saved in neetbucks. I think I'm gonna do it.
How does the process go? Do they shop my face with many different noses and I just pick one?
Picture the girl you love more than anything in the world.
Now picture at least 30 different occasions where she has another man's penis inside her.
Don't stop there. Imagine the emotions she's feeling. Imagine the pleasure she got from every single one of those guys. Realize that she craved each and every one of their cocks in the same carnal way you crave her.
Picture your favorite position with her. Chances are, that was some other dude's favorite position too.
Do you like when she orgasms? I'm sure you enjoy that intimate feeling you two share when you two cum together. Her face, the moans she makes, the way her hair falls into her face as she arches back with her mouth open. Just the two of you. All that matters. Nope. She's been there before, and probably enjoyed it more than she did with you.
Many other guys have been the source of her pleasure. You're not special. You're just another cock to fuck.
Are we stopping there? Nope. Now you must understand, regardless of what she says, that she is secretly "ranking" all these guys whether she wants to or not. Statistically, where do you think you stand?
Let's say you got lucky and she isn't keeping a mental tally. Oh, but what about your thoughts? Surely you must be wondering how you stack up. After all, you've got a lot of competition and a lot of different guys to measure your performance against.
Chill out lmao
Is just sex
You guys get too complexed about things
Wait is "complexed" a word?
>implying I care about any women, nevermind one in particular
>>28546779
fuck of cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inkv7xMAvCU
How does this video make you feel?
>>28546725
>show your throat
>>28546725
>hi mom
Couldn't make it past that point.
>ywn be a confident american teenager with meaningful friendships and social relations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUqXbSpyrwA
ORIGINAL COMMENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDTXeTm9iXQ
>>28546768
>>28546703
Are you supposed to be annoyed enough to kill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2D9yct2tY
replace "niggas" with "betas"
Is this anxiety that you live with?
most men walking down the street could have their way with me if they wanted. It's only of a night that I worry really
stay classy op
Better question: if women say sex is no big deal than why would rape be so traumatizing?
>tfw no internet friends
How do you befriend people on the internet again?
Depends. Do you post on forums? Do you go to IRC?
>>28546552
Neither of those.
>>28546578
Well shit, I'm out of ideas.
>just ate a load of bread in one sitting
>just ate an entire large pizza in one sitting
>>28546467
>eat a family sized pizza
>still hungry
and im auschwitz mode
>>28546449
>just ate almost an entire half gallon of ice cream in one sitting
>saved a couple spoonfuls for later
Supervisor tells me
>You have a 1% chance of not losing your job from this.
Life is suffering.
bloxxx
>>28546357
We're slaves to our reputations.
>working non-union
What did you do to lose your chains?
Welcome to the enlightened NEET world.
>tfw red-pilled
>>28546342
>TFW took both red and blue pill.
>tfw swallowed the red pill and when the coating came off it was black
>>28546342
the red pill metaphor for the truth about women makes me laugh, cause it makes the idea of the pill so disappointing.
imagine someone offering to tell you some amazing life-changing revelation about the nature of reality, and you get all excited to hear it, but then it just turns out to be some angry gender politics.
can we get a college thread going? how is your IT/computer science/STEM program at your school?
My school fucking blows because their IT, STEM and nursing programs are neglected and our school is blowing all their money on liberal arts, media arts and art in general.
we have a bunch of special snowflake 5'6 crybabies running around while the nursing students chain smoke, the STEM people are always complaining about math homework and the ITfags are forced to buy our own routers, switches and end devices to practice configurations on.
The liberal arts people even complained about the algebra classes they were forced to take so now they only have to take one math class to get a liberal arts degree and its basically 9th grade probability and statistics.
cool technology thread
>>28546317
cool blog thread
Apparently my school is pretty good with STEM
Which song plays in that moment?
Also share story
>>28546297
It's usually 'what planet is this' by the Seatbelts. While driving is best
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5JZ9djZa180
Gets me psyched to pop some normies
>>28546480
This song is the only acceptable one for popping normies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUqXbSpyrwA
