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What scenes haven't normies ruined and exhausted like the locusts they are? They've pretty much taken nearly everything I can think of.
>>28546219
Have you seen a normie furry yet? I have not.
>>28546219
They'll never take tabletop gaming, too autistic for them. Need things simplified and made easy to understand.
>>28546219
They may have dragged nerd culture through the mud, but actually fixing shit (like computers) isnt something they've penetrated since it actually takes effort.
tfw deep voice and handsome but complete sperg with no friends
anyone else in the same boat
>>28546168
>voice fluctuates from high to low frequency
>sperg in convos but improving
i feel ya
>>28546168
>tfw loser but won't admit it
your "deep voice" and your "handsome" face are doing exactly shit for you. you're as much of a loser as the rest of us, hence your constantly visiting this board.
>>28546168
Only problem is not being social enough. Would look good if I took interest in my hair and clothes. But don't know where to start. I feel ya.
>random guy on the street says 'hi'
>become incredibly paranoid and walk away while clutching my screwdriver tightly
>cancel all plans for the day and head home immediately
>spend 12 hours going insane and punching holes in the wall
is there a name for this condition? i know its not normal but my brain tells me 'how dare they approach me and talk to me, i cold be deaf, or one of my relatives could have just died, or i dont speak english.'
the next day i realized that this guy was a typical normie but not really threatening at all, but my mind perceived it as that in the moment for some reason.
i still dont know what he wanted, probably a light for his ciggie or something.
>>28546119
Yesterday while I was walking on the beach alone a guy came up to me and asked me to zip up the back of his wetsuit.
I did it without losing my spaghetti and it felt good to know that I look approachable enough for strangers to ask me for help.
>>28546139
i would have been infuriated, i actually have arthritis in my fingers.
>>28546119
Just say "oh, good morning!/day/whatever", its what i do when dealing with old people, i have to walk through a park if i want to have 2 hours of vidya before wageslaving.
>20 year old handholdless kiss-less virgin
>live at home with mommy
>she thinks I have a job
>really I just take the public transport downtown
>steal poppy seeds
>get high on poppy seed tea
>sleep in the park until "work" is over
>go home and mooch off mom
Just kill me
>>28546068
What if you look for an actual job m8?
>>28546134
I used to have a job. Stop showing up cause poppy seed tea
>sexualizing yurus
kill yourself op
Weed is fucking worst, its literally normie scum the drug. Prove me wrong you faggats
Normies out of high school do not smoke it at all really.
>>28545944
Thats a funny way to spell alcohol
origienal
As someone who just kicked alcohol and meth habits and now only smokes weed, fuck you buddy. Weed is the least harmful drug. Just because a few high schoolers smoke it doesn't mean it's for normies alone.
Anyother robots getting fucked up on darknet drugs by themselves?
best girl fuck you robot you aint shit
>>28545987bestgirlbestgirlbestgirlbest
Drop a gem on em waifus
im want to break up with my gf,any advice robots?
Do I give give her text hints that im gonna do it?
Do I play it cool until the next time I see her?
DO I insist on seeing her tonight?
she lives 40 min away btw
Just 'ghost' her. Literally block her social media and phone number and never ever talk to her again or give any explanation.
>>28545836
that's rude senpai, I was friends with her before this and I want to give a best farewell to her
Advice threads are agains the rules
sage&report
https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/happened-fell-love-much-younger-160000348.html
Why havent you killed yourself yet /r9k/?
Also do women ever mature? The article seems as though it was written by a 15 year old girl but she is in her 40s.
If you dont want to click on the article here you go.
>And now he lives with my husband, my children, and me.
>To say that I didn't mean for this to happen doesn't begin to express the disappointment I felt in myself when it did. I had been married (technically, I still am, because divorce is expensive and living separately is unthinkably so) for 11 years, with two school-age children together and one I brought from a previous relationship.
>I realize how cavalier I must sound. I'm 46. I shouldn't be behaving like this, right? I'm a mother. My pleasures, if they're not able to be harmlessly integrated into family life, should be set aside. What matters most (and here's the thing: I know this) is my children's happiness, safety, and security.
>To make it worse, I met him at hip cafe-the only one of its kind in our town, and a gathering place for the small population of would-be beatniks and cheerful outsiders in an otherwise unremarkable suburb. He's 21 years my junior. And he had a manbun.
>I know.
>No lie: I genuinely thought he was a model on his way from a far more populous and sophisticated burg to a photo shoot somewhere else. He was tall, slim, broad-shouldered, and had an almost balletic grace.
>He started the conversation with me - at least that's what I think, and I'm going to roll with that, because although my motivations were far from ulterior, I need to know I wasn't trawling for a boy-toy, even subconsciously. I'm a flirt, but not the kind who makes others uncomfortable; just the type inclined to compliment friends on a particularly flattering outfit with a wink and a sly smile. I don't unpack that right away, though. The most I could say about this first brush against the man who I now consider to be a great love of my life is that our interaction involved a pleasingly mutual charisma and the excitement of shared ideas.
>I never, ever thought I would appeal to him. I wasn't holding that card in my pocket, hoping to pull it out during some future moment of (drunken?) vulnerability, thinking I'd "get lucky." He was a ten. And bright, gregarious, humble, and hilarious, with just enough ambition to be interesting.
>My husband and I had been negotiating some murky waters. We hadn't been getting along for years. Our sex life had become perfunctory and joyless, an obligatory flail at intimacy once or twice a month at best. There was so much conflict and resentment between us that it didn't even feel good to touch each other. He claimed, when I pressed him for a greater mutual effort at sexual connection, to have little to no sex drive - until I found out he was masturbating several times a day. NOT. GOOD.
Just a reminder that if you wear this shirt in public, you're letting everyone know you suffer from severe autism.
>>28545719
>tfw you own this but are too scared to wear it in public because of 4chan
it's like a cry for help
>>28545719
>tfw bought this but can't wear it because it overstimulates my skin
who /taters/ here?
I eat em plain, without any butter or salt.
I don't really like ethnic food
>>28545686
Right here I eat them raw
Mashed potato is the perfect form of potato
My gf doesn't want to do anything but stay at home and play video games all day. It was cute at first but now I am sick and tired of it. She refuses to goto the gym with me or do any outdoor activity. She has gained like 10 lb already and I feel myself becoming less and less attracted towards her.
I am thinking of cheating on her before dumping her. What should I do?
>>28545664
Post frogs.
>>28545664
>cheating on her before dumping her
here's your (You) you dumb slut
>>28545664
>anonette we never do anything together anymore. lets do something other than playing vidya for once. im worried that you're becoming addicted adn its taking a toll on our relationship.
don't cheat on her. tell her this first. if she says ok sure than keep at it. if she tells you to fuck off, break up with her.
cheaters are scum
Who /cheatingonhisgf/ here?
Who /fetishforgirlsinrelationships/ here?
Why is it so hot?
Also:
>girls love it
Never had more success with women than after admitting I cheated "in previous relationships" and nothing gets women more going than stealing me from my gf. I even pretend to be in a relationship just for that cheating bonus sometimes.
>women in relationships are easier to pick up
It's true. Single women want to be conquered, taken women want to get railed
You're gonna get a lot of heat OP. I feel you though.
>gf of 2 years
>still have POF account to get sidepieces
>just two nights ago fucked a thick 25 year old PhD candidate
Go ahead and ree. See if I care.
>>28545651
>tfw porn-induced erectile dysfunction at 19 years old
>can get rock hard to porn but struggle to reach and remain even half mast with female strangers
fuck this
anxiety ruins my life
casual sex is out of the question
>>28545651
I have the best bf ever who is never ever going to cheat on me and I'm so happy I don't deserve him because I'm ugly as shit and crazy but fuck I managed to find him and I'm not letting him go
PS Kill yourself
I JUST GOT ASSIGNED A ROOMMATE FOR COLLEGE NEXT YEAR AND I'M A KHHV ROBOT
HELP WHAT DO I DO
>>28545606
>HELP WHAT DO I DO
Nothing
there's a moderate chance he'll be pretty spergy too. just hope for the best
do what I did and never talk to them
by the end of the semester he will hate your guts
Or you get any super power of your choosing.
Pick one.
>>28545454
this is retarded super power of course
>>28545454
Invisibility.
I'd feel so much more comfortable going outside with that.
I would choose earthbending. Then I could go 'Normies get out reeeee!!' And start a minor earthquake to scare them.
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1463134831735.webm
WHAT DID YOU DO?
WHAT DID YOU DO?
>>28545446
oh boyroboto
>>28545446
das it maine
oh my dear lord
