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>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEET NEET KEK KEK GIRLFRIEND WAGIE GIRLFRIEND WAGIE SEX SEX WAGIE WAGIE!!!! :{DDD
he's saying what we're all thinking!
>>28540960
i haven't seen a wagie this ragie since his boss mr. schekelberg gave the promotion to his coworker shaquisha
>>28540960
Wage ragie cuckie cuckman!
>there are betas browsing /r9k/ RIGHT NOW who think pussies can be 'ruined' or 'stretched out' by big cocks
stay virgin, cucks
>>28540954
Wtf did someone stick their head in it?
>beta
>virgin
>cuck
stay tryhard
so ebin meme, u reely triked us!
Is this after giving birth?
ITT: celebrities you get mistaken for all the time
pic related
I don't even know who this is.
Literally me
originallo
pretty much my progression
Would you? It's not like you'd get it from anywhere else...
I'd start boiling some eggs.
>>28540937
>would you?
Give her a bowl of eggs? Certainly
>Mummy found the fuck bum
Hi /r9k/ I'm a new tripfag and I want a nice thread where we all love each other.
Get the fuck out trip you're ruining r9k
>>28540856
I won't be causing drama or full on attention whoring like other trips though :(
>>28541104
How do you become a tripanon? Is it something for sale?
>inb4 newfag
ITT: celebs your age that you want to hold hands with
Its all about Ella <3
>>28540737
she looks like a bridge troll
i hope she DIES
I'm older than Lorde but I wanna hold Lorde's hand
Why is Hentai so popular? What makes it so attractive.
>>28540714
you can't feel cucked because they aren't real
>>28540714
Because it doesn't have the same limits as real life
No flaws unless the art is shit
Every fetish imaginable
>he uses drugs yet claims to be a robot
>>28540670
>he thinks he's the expert on what makes a robot a robot
>>28540670
>spends his life all alone
>has yet to run out of stimulation
You are the non-robot here mate. Drugs are the natural solution to a boring life, something every robot should experience, the fact that you have so much great stuff going on that drugs have never appealed to you simply means that you don't belong on this board.
Enjoy normiehood.
>there are actual druggy scum on this board
go suck your dealer off for another fix you little animal
GUESS
Normie or robot?
>>28540580
Normie unless you have a social deficiency like autism.
>>28540580
>next
fucking britbong
>>28540580
is fat ugly loser not an option?
"Come on, anon, you can't run from living your life and having a good time forever. Come down to the club with me and the boys tonight, alright?
T-thanks Chad, sounds fun
>spends the next four hours standing in the corner sipping a beer
Thanks Tyrone. I can't wait to be surrounded by loud people I don't know and with whom I'll never have the courage to converse, all while simultaneously creeping them out by being "that guy."
Sounds like a good time alright.
>>28540572
>>28540497
Look, just take it easy and dance.
Gonna be playing all the hot tunes you never knew you loved tonight.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EkcQXjzn9NE
Light some candles and bring yourself into a trance-like state. Summon Misaki.
http://tatsuhikotakimoto.com/2016/04/27/misaki-evocation-meditation-english-ver-now-released/
The fear fades away.
Much later than last week, I was getting worried. It's kind of sad that this is one of the highlights of my week.
>>28540501
There is a place where the losers win
A port of call for desperate men
It is known by many names
We come and go but it remains
How was your week?
>still no stream
I can't enter any trance like states when I'm already in this constant state of disappointment
How autism is it to cosplay? There's a prrtty big anime convention in my city in a few months and I was thinking it might help me get a qt azn gf or at least give me something to talk to others about. I'm male btw
>>28540431
Cosplaying pretty much depends on how you look. If you are above a 4/10 and know how to not act autistic around other people you should be fine unless you want to cosplay some shit like a pony. If you're a fat fuck don't bother, you'll just get disgusting glances from others now and then.
>>28540601
I was thinking about cosplaying Trunks because dragonball is normie enough to be instantly recognizable while still being cool to hardcore people. How big does somebody have to be to cosplay trunks without it looking like a joke?
>>28540877
Get a realistic looking wig and don't be anxious about being the character
If you look good enough, you'll get tons of qts
>tfw this is my only waifu
>together forever
nice drawing OP
>>28540427
The drawing alone won't hug me, anon...
>>28540409
Ah, that's really cute anon. Hopefully that gets you through the day. <3
>mom found the cum bucket
>>28540332
>moms found the MAGA dildo
>>28540332
>cum found the mom bucket
>chinchilla found the shit canoe
>Feelio when fapping without buttstuff doesn't feel right anymore
Is it possible to cure anal addiction?
>>28540239
Same problem. Went from using my hand, then to using onaholes, then adding fingers and buttplugs.
Orgasms are fine if I revert, but it just feels lacking. It's like trying to fap to playboy mags instead of internet porn.
>>28540239
>Is it possible to cure anal addiction?
Have you tried not being a faggot? No, seriously, stop watching porn and fapping and see what happens.
>can no longer achieve erection without electrocuting self while a black man in a bow tie with a footlong cock calls me sarah
you deserve this
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