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Even Hollywood actors who've achieved more fame and succss than we ever will can still be insecure about their height, /r9k/. So don't worry, you're not alone in suffering as a manlet.
>>28536941
Well his fame and money does elevate his attractiveness towards women.
>>28537308
Ya, he has status, means of providing, probably tons of personality or the ability to mimic it, and I'd assume at least decent looks.
You really only need one of those things, but show me a robot who does?
>>28537308
RDJ's notoriously insecure about his height, so even if he has all that he's still butthurt about something
Finally caved and saw Deadpool. Not as terrible as I had imagined. What are your thought fellow bots? Also general movies thread.
I watched it a couple of days ago, pretty entertaining
>>28536873
>go to deadpool withgf
>she wants popcorn
>no come on we're already late
>"relax the previews take forever anyway"
>wait at the busy concession stand for 10 minutes for a $7 bag of popcorn
>at least she's paying for it
>get to the theater
>we missed the opening sequence
>everyone likes this movie
>it must be shit
>hmm, it's ok, not as shit as I thought
>I guess even the plebs get things right every now and then
>I'm still superior though
You are a fucking faggot.
>be 22 y/o virgin
>6 years not having a huge crush on a girl and generally being happy my heart wont get fucked up
>new girl starts at my work
>9/10 qt 3.14 with gorgeous fucking smile and a lovely attitude
>she's single as well and we get along, regulary make eye contact under work
>cant stop thinking about her and feel fucking great
FUCKING END ME I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS SHIT
Redpill me out of this robro's. Surely it cant end well
>>28536820
Ask her out, anon. Time to lose that virginity.
>>28536846
That aint redpilling anon
>>28536897
Why shouldn't you? You're already basically a normie since you have a job and you don't spill your spaghetti every time you talk to a girl, just do what a normie would do. You wanna keep jerking off forever or what? If you don't do anything you'll just beat yourself up over it for years after this.
I've had a crush on a girl on my university course for two years now. I know she likes me, she intially tried making conversion with me but I was too autistic and fucked it up, she think I don't like her now and we don't talk, just stare at each other a lot. After a couple of weeks it's very likely that I'll never see her again and all I can do it sit here and think about her. Do it for me, anon.
>first comes love
>then comes marriage
>then comes baby in a baby carriage
This is not a difficult concept.
im still waiting for love
>>28536714
first comment, best comment as always
>>28536695
>first comes love
>then comes rejection
>then comes a series of false loves and rejection
>then comes anon giving up
>then comes depression
>then comes apathy
>then comes suicidal thoughts
>then comes weakness
>then comes sloth
>then comes the deep numbness for years
>then comes years and years
>then comes death
girls in skirts always the best
why are her eyes closed hm?
>>28536690
Naked is best
meant to post this on a thread lol
Seriously why?
I know people who are good, hard-working fellas with a smile on their face and ever they dislike shy and quite people who don't express themselves that much.
This got into me after reading this post on here
>>28536099
he used the term "sissy kind uncomfortable" probably to emphisize the "non-manly" demeanor of some of those individuals.
I am not the most talkative person around and I can be shy too and I have caught myself being replused by other people who are more shy than me and I wonder why that is.
/r9k/ is way too fast!
They don't, fucktard. They just don't like you. You're not shy or quiet, you're just a spergy creep.
>>28536661
It's because you don't trust a silent person
ITT: We post good feels we had recently, no matter how small.
I had some kebab meat and bacon noodles today, they were really nice :)
One day closer to death today.
I talked to an old friend and we shared a laugh. He told me to talk to him on Skype>tfw he hasn't logged on or replied to my text
Just busted my nut really hard
Where's your favorite place to cum after you're done fucking a girl.
I'm gonna go with if not in her pussy/ass then in her mouth.
>>28536586
Tits, ESPECIALLY if it's been a long session or I have a huge load stored up.
On her grave.
>>28536586
in and around her mouth
>2 and a half pound tuna salad due in 24 months
It's like I never get a break.
That's a heavy salad
>>28536529
not for tuna salad
>>28536510
have you seen the fiIm chef?
Masturbation > Sex
Am I the only one?
>>28536501
>Am I the only one?
no, I'm sure there are millions of people that have awful sex
>>28536534
I've had great sex. But by and large it's disappointing and built up so much and rarely worth the effort involved to get it.
Masturbation has so many advantages.
>>28536501
I've never had the pleasure, so its really my only option
Has Japan ever had anything similar to the Salem Witch Trials, or any time when they've persecuted magic-users in general?
>He doesn't know how Nips purged Christians
I mean, they hated ninja when they were assassinating honorable samurai. But I doubt they hate magic. They thought their emperor was literally a descendent of the sun goddess.
>>28536409
I don't. Oshiemasen ka?
*steps out of the shadows, hand on black lazer katana sheath*
heh
so you were here all along here huh? I hope you've prepared for what's next
w-what is next
>>28536368
*360s while insheathing katana*
I hope your ready for a show, kid
Let THIS...... be our final battle.....
*walks forward slowly then suddenly disappears*
>one chance at life
>5.5x5.5
>>28536363
>one chance at life
>born with strabismus in right eye
>born with scoliosis
>5'4 manlet
>acne & acne scars
>>28536363
>one chance at life
>6.25 x 4.5 with a severe curve and it's on a 6'2 200 lbs frame
Looks tiny
hey im like 4x4, you dont have it that bad
Who /in love with internet celebrity/ here?
I can't possibly be the only one.
I'm pretty sure we were married in a previous life. I'm drawn to her because of the residual memories.
One day she'll be in my neighborhood, walking her cat, and I'll bump into her and say "oh my god it's you!". She will reply, "Anon...I've been searching for you my entire life. Kiss me".
Would you live in an apartment complex with exclusively r9k posters?
>>28536296
Absolutely not. The smell alone would be unbearable.
Fuck.No. I'm a normie who just browses this board to feel good about myself
>>28536296
If I didn't have to pay any rent or bills or get a job then sure.
Certain standards of hygiene would have to be enforced. Couldn't stand it if some robot let his room get full of lice, fleas and roaches and it spread to my apartment.
