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what do you fat bots wear for summer, since i cant wear hoddies anymore
I just cut holes for my head and arms in one of those 6 burner barbecue covers. it's kind of like a poncho but it covers my fat gut and instead of having to get up to wash it i can just leave it on for my weekly hose down. can't stain it with chip dust or ranch dressing either, definitely recommended to my fellow /obese/ bros
>>28532065
I have a fat friend that wears hoodies year roundeven when it's 90 F
>>28532096
simply epic just simply epic :^))
Why I fall in love with guy friends even though I'm not gay? I fap to women, I want to have sex with women, but I can't connect with them and I always fall for guys and want to cuddle and kiss them.
When I was 16-17 years old, I had a new friend who was really nice to me. He was okay with hugging me, asking me if I'm alright, told me he "loves me" etc. and that made me feel better about myself. At some point I realize it's not just friendship I feel for him. I thought he feels the same so once I tried to kiss him but then he got confused and said that I've misunderstood something, he's straight. So it got awkward between us and we just stopped seeing each other, eventually he got a girlfriend. I got depressed and it took me some time to get over it, though it was probably good thing it happened since the whole unrequited love made me just miserable.
Next guy I met through anime thing, and we started hanging out. He was kind of like me and he had low self-confidence, but he also had more empathy in him. He thought he was really ugly and everything even though he was really cute, and he didn't think I'm a creep when I told it to him. He also could let me rest my head on his lap and then he was stroking my hair so I got too attached again, but once again I misunderstood friendliness as something else and was crushed when he met some girl.
And now I'm doing this again, and out of all people it's Chad. He's very alpha guy but not an asshole and I've started fantasizing about him in non-sexual way. I also have little mancrush on Milo Yiannopoulos but not so serious.
I also get very possessive with these guys, I hate it when a guy or girl gets along with them because I'm scared they'll steal him from me and I want to be the one with "special treatment". I remember when the first friend was playfully hugging some other friend of his and I got so angry, I just wanted to get rid of that other friend. I don't want to be like this.
Jesus I opened this thread from the catalog I wasn't expecting a book to read
thanks for the reminder that I have no friends and I've never hugged anyone.
>>28532048
You are gay.
Acceptthetruthmuteblock
>tfw you realize a qt girl has laughed at one of your posts on /r9k/ at some point
>>28532000
nice trips, alot of you guys are actually really funny
>>28532000
haha
nice trips meme frog :)
t. qt qirl
I remember your joke it was funny anon : )
I really, really want to stop, but I also don't want to stop at all. It's weird.
Do you ever watch the same video more than once? I don't think I could get addicted because the video is never as good the second time and it's not easy to find good porn.
>>28532115
Yea sometimes, if I really, really like it, or if I haven't watched it for a long, long time. But usually stuff gets old after one viewing. Also, by the same token, entire categories get old after awhile. So if you watch enough porn, eventually you're going to like traps. I don't know why it works that way, but it seems to happen to everybody.
>yfw you indulge in porn once or twice a week, and not in multi hour binges
I don't understand why it's so hard to watch porn in moderation for you folks
Reminder that if you're a girl and your body is not like this then you're a genetic mistake.
lol her body is gross
>>28531922
Do you really want a gf who will die from a heart attack before the honeymoon is even over?
>>28531942
dead women are the best kind, i don't see why not
Fembots look at this fine female specimen of the human race. Alexandra Botez, a highly rated chess player.
How does it feel to know that she is prettier than you?
How does it feel to know that she is smarter than you?
How does it feel to know that she has far superior genes than you?
How does it feel to know that she is already more successful than you?
How does it feel to know that she gets attention from men, unlike you?
How does it feel to know that if she will definitely marry a far more successful and attractive man?
How does it feel to know that Chads will try to pursue her all the time, but for you only betacucks?
How does it feel to know that if she was in a room with you, you would be the second choice to any man?
How does it feel to know that she probably has a great family and friends to support her while you have little to no affection in your life?
How does it feel to know that in the future she would live happily having lived her life to the full while you barely have a life to begin with?
How does it feel to know that she has left a mark on the world albeit a small one, while you will be forgotten even in your own family?
>>28531918
>How does it feel
Like you want to see me be upset
She probably saw one of you fembots in public and thought to herself "I feel sorry for her"
>>28531918
>How does it feel to know that she has left a mark on the world albeit a small one, while you will be forgotten even in your own family?
I don't getit, I thought people here on r9k were enlighted enough to let go of their egos, who the fuck cares about something like that?
>only fapped once today
>>28531915
Lost a few kilograms due to doing diet
I have to do diet because clothes don't fit me anymore
>>28531915
Recently became addicted to my painkillers for my broken foot
>>28531915
Nothing, except for feeling extreme sadness over the fact that I will never bury my face in their stinky hairy crotches.
>when a nigger girls starts talking to you
>Opposes blacks
>Uses their shitty WHEN meme
>>28531860
>niggers being original
>niggers creating anything
Good try, nigger.
>>28531874
There is nothing original about it yet you still settled for it
Alright so it's been pretty hilarious checking out what kind of bullshit is spewed and regurgitated on this board.
As a PUA I have to set the record straight about women.
1.) Firstly so long as you're average looking (means no deformities, even so still many options) you can bang majority of women out there.
2.) Being with a girl that is only attracted to looks and money is a sure fire way to land a whore as a girlfriend, enjoy getting cucked. Simply avoid this
3.) The number 1 thing women care about, no matter their social status, wealth or religion is FUN. if you can master being a fun person you can have any women you desire.
4.) not all women are dirty whores who want to suck jamals dick and steal your money. Just like men there are many types of women out there.
5.) Every woman has her place in society. From the Cum Dumpster all the way to Fridget 10/10 religious babe. Consider it like an eco system and know what type of woman to use for your various stages in life.
6.) Charisma is the most powerful tool in the world.
7.) Don't shape your life to attract women, shape your life to be the most successful you can humanly be, remember there are literally millions of beautiful women that are attracted to whichever man you become.
>1.) Firstly so long as you're average looking you can bang majority of women out there.
False
You can't help these idiots. Stop trying.
>>28531824
I'm deformed since I have a cleft lip what do I do?
Why do farts smell bad?
>>28531821
why does blood taste like metal?
>farts smell bad
The sort of people that thought farts and related scents smelled good were probably less likely to avoid dying to disease, and so they were less likely to pass on genes, or influence society into sharing their opinion about those smells.
Why are women such traitors?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG_-FRK2EGU
listen to this bitch siding with the guy who's clearly in the wrong. I hope she got a beating when they both got home.
God damn these roasts out here.
>crying when she has nothing to do with the conflict at all
>sides with the person clearly in the wrong instead of seeking justice cause muh feelz ;_;
Fucking hell this is infuriating. I'd have dumped that bitch on the side of the road after that.
>>28531752
>these beta cucks trying to act manly
It was like watching women argue, or chickens peck at each other
>>28532371
honestly lmao at their lifes. One guy even pulls out pepper spray cause he was spit on
boypussy>woman"""pussy"""
>>28531719
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>>28531719
brings a whole new meaning to "fits like a glove"
Fell for the meme, anon you just need to know how to use your 5 inches penis.
https://rabb.it/cxmgod
get in here lads im playing kool and the gang
im taking requests and i love my robot lads so i wanna hear your music taste
come thru buds
pls play huey lewis and the news
>>28531727
In '87, Huey released this four
>>28531744
Thanks P-bates
know your place you stupid boys!
I've read that shit six times before and it never fails to deliver especially when she makes him suck her toes and lick her spit. I might just jerk off to it again actually.
>>28531637
> tfw male masochist
This is still a bs image, though; essentialism is one of the must persistent and annoying memes here.
>>28531747
Got a (non exhentai) link?
Whats your greatest fetish /r9k/, and how obtainable is it or realistic is it?
Also could it ever fuck woth your relationship/sexlife or how you see women?
>have massive breast expansion and lactating fetish
>tfw you will never have a massive lactating cow-titted gf
>>28531617
Being in a loving relationship with an alternatively gently dominant (read: pegging)/submissive woman who is loyal and knows how to cook, clean, and is independently wealthy and also doesn't want children.
>>28531617
rimming some legal jail bait teen. while taking lines of heroin so I last all night long. mean while shes tweaking and just making weird ahegao faces while I eat that freshly bathed asshole of hers and pour honey all over that puss. its pretty tame by these sites standards I guess.
>>28531674
Alright its 6am and i wasnt expecting that. Thats pretty speciaifcally hardcore anon
