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Video games are fucking boring.
What should I do all day instead?
>>28530556
Dark Souls 3 is pretty dope.
>>28530556
play snowboard kids
>>28530556
Learn.
Start with Stewart's Calculus book and work your way towards understanding the abstract mechanisms of the universe.
Tfw no Sue Heck gf. I just wanna bang this lanky bitche until her braces fall off
>>28530439
I thought I was the only one. I see her on the TV when I go to the gym and I want to do lewd things.
>>28530439
Is she really that lanky? She had big boobs a couple of seasons ago, and she's not that tall.
My family,in particualr, my aunt, uncle and sister, used to make fun of me heavily when I said that she was pretty cute. I still think so tbqh.
>tfw spiders fucking everywhere
getting an intense urge to just burn everything to the ground right now but im holding back, i don't think i've ever managed to hate something this strongly before
why cant all spiders just fuck off and die?
>Hating that which kills all the shitty flying insects
What is wrong with you?
Because then more bad bugs would get at you.
the spiderbros want to protect you
>>28530435
>implying i need some eight legged ayylmaos to kill them for me
bug spray exists for a reason
Would you forgive your partner (if youre forever ronery then use your imagination) if they cheated on you?
No. The well is poisoned after just one time.
>>28530327
nope!
i would immediately break up with them. Pretty much no reason you would stay with a cheater that I could see
depends on what I could get out of the guilt trip
would probably just use her as a cum dumpster while finding someone better
Instead of just wallow in self-pity, let's try to forget about our shitty lifes by having a cool thread about interesting and spoopy things about space and/or the ocean.
I know /x/ have these thread but they're not as good as they used to be.
Let's begin with that video. Let that shit sink in your brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNDao7m41M
How do they know about all of that?
You can't even see the black holes with a telescope or anything.
>>28530413
I think it's mainly deductions from what information they can gather. They're can't be sure of everything when it's that far.
We don't even know much about the Milky Ways' black hole.
But hey it's enterteining nonetheless.
>>28530413
Black holes are so dense that they literally 'bend light'. While you can't actually 'see' black holes you can find these bends.
>girls try to look as hot as possible so they can go our and suck on Chad's
I honestly don't understand this but from my understanding it's fairly common. These girls go out and suck some random dude's cock and then never see him again. I mean I could understand if they were getting sex and pleasure in return but this isn't always the case. These girls literally spend hours getting ready so they can go out and be used as a disposable pocket pussy. 8 honestly just can't wrap my head around it. Do they feel no shame? Do they have no dignity? Fembots please help me understand
>>28530298
They do it for attention. They like the feeling of being useful and important in the eyes of whatever male they happen to be servicing at the time. That's it.
I like pleasing people and feeling desired. Also less risk for STDs.
>>28530298
Doesn't happen very often. Girls want sex. Sucking a guy's dick can be hot and great foreplay, but only doing it and then going home and never seeing him again would be considered a failure.
Anyone else feel /betrayed/ by all their friends?
>have friends
>abandon me as soon as things start going down hill
what do?
>>28530290
>Anyone else feel /betrayed/ by all their friends
>friends
Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>28530290
>>28530308
honestly wtf the real robots here don't have fucking friends so unless you're just a fucking normal trying to make a troll thread fuck off
>>28530319
Well my "friends" abandoned me so i dont have any friends anymore..
Can you handle the truth that you will always be in last place compared to all those more attractive guys that got to her before you did?
Can you handle the fact that you will always be in the shadows of the men that have already tainted her face with their seed?
Can you handle the reality that she's already experienced all those passionate and intimate moments with other guys and can only see you as a provider/tool?
You should really see a therapist, anon.
It's not normal to think like this
Who are you talking about?
I don't have a girlfriend.
Women could say the same thing about men. Only, they could say it moreso, because men cheat more than women, by like a 50% margin.
This shit is probably some kind of divide and conquer brainwashing
Are women actually as bad as mgtow/manosphere/redpillfags say they are?
I don't really know much about them desu.
Literally only virgins or Muslims hate women
Not really sure. I know some women and they seem mostly the same as men except they like to talk shit about people who aren't there.
>>28530300
This whole board is nothing but that.
Over the past two years I've been on a weight loss mission. Still chubby abit but I have lost a decent of weight. The comments I got from people(family Members) is kinda interesting. They always say "wow anon you lost so much of weight, you look so different". None of them said" wow you look so handsome now." I always knew it was dogshit ugly but when I was fat in didn't care. I just hid in my weight and like
Iived my life. Now being less fat has kinda enhanced my ugliness 10 times over. I just wanna stuff my face with again. Although now I can wear decent clothing. Any robots experienced the same thing?
I'm chubby but ladies tell me I look handsome without my glasses
>>28530247
Just curious how much did you lose for how long?
T b h, you should hop on testosterone to masculinize your facial features after losing weight. Most tubbys never have a good puberty and end up looking sort of neotenous and ugly.
Bills taxes and more bills is this all life is paying and paying towards death?
>>28530244
That's how the real people that governs us wants it to be
We could have free electricity
We could have automobiles that run only on water powered engines 100% free other than the car itself to use
We could have cures for all illness
Why they don't allow these things to be known and used? greed.
Spartan lifestyle. Stop buying every new iphone. Stop taking out loans for shit you don't need. Stop buying branded clothing.
I literally just spent $150 on 30 new t-shirts. Most faggots will spend that much for 1. I lift and have an aesthetic body, so what I wear doesn't matter, I look good in anything. I also have a home-gym, so I don't pay membership fees.
>>28530367
if someone had a design for a car that runs on water, don't you think he'd go to Ford or Toyota or whoever and say "I'll sell you this idea for a billion dollars. Your cars will be so far ahead of the competition that you'll make tens of billions"?
if drug companies had miracle cures, don't you think each of them would have an incentive to say "I'm not gonna sit on this, I'll go public with my miracle cure because I'll make billions and billions of dollars by being the company that found a cure for cancer"?
>mum walks in
this would be a lot more attractive if the asshole was bleached
>>28530229
>anon put your boipussy away, tyrone is coming by for dinner and """""dessert"""""
>>28530229
>"OI I BETCHU WISH'N U 'AD THAT FANNEH INT U? 'AH UR GIMME A RIGH' OL' LAFF. I DON' GON' WET ME'SELF GONNA 'AVTA GE' UR STEPA GREG UP INNEER AND 'IVE U A RITE DICKIN' I TELL U WOT?"
how do people continue wageslaving after watching this movie? you're literally cucking yourself for the 1% that fucked your wife. murdered your daughter then made you serve time for his murder.
>>28530189
Did you watch that movie and think to yourself any of it applies to you? lmfao. You are so far down on the food chain it doesn't matter what you think or do.
Humans are a race engineered by a superior race of Aliens. We were built for servitude. Our submissiveness and societal hierarchy is just a by-product of this.
>>28530231
tobehonestfam... i wouldn't be surprised at this point #lemmings
>He imagined playing or singing that song at the school talent show and impressing that girl he liked
>>28530167
>He imagined freezing time, undressing/raping one particular girl and leaving her naked in the front of the class as you unfreeze time.
>>28530803
>He imagined killing everyone in school and then suicide
>he imagined switching lives with a girl for a day
Hi, how many of you are in utah(salt lake) ?
did you mean to post this thread to /soc/? don't worry anon, it's a common mistake.
here, let me help you: >>>/soc/.
just click that link and make this thread again, and it will be right where it belongs!
>>28530219
No, because I want an /r9k/ bf to watch anime and cuddle with.
>>28530252
that's not how this works, OP.
If you want a /g/ bf, do you think you could just go to /g/ and make a "be my boyfriend please!" thread? No, it would be deleted immediately
