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>forced to move out
>parents get me a condo in the next town over
>live here for 2 years almost
>drunk yesterday
>talking to mailman
>tell him i keep getting this stupid bitches mail in my mail
>show him the stack of mail I have yet to throw out this month
>he says "oh....that girl went missing about 2 or 3 years ago"
>wtf, what?
>tells me she dissapeared and was never found, just her car
>think hes just a crazy mail man bullshitting just to talk
>google her name when i go inside from smoking
>actually was reported missing 2 years ago
>never found
>her car was found burned 50 miles away on a dirt air strip 2 days after she went missing
holy fucking shit bros.
I'm legitimately scared whoever did it might think I'm her boyfriend sense I live where she used to live now and come back for me too
>>28532659
relax she probably just killed herself
>>28532659
You are too paranoid
>might think i'm her boyfriend
HAHAHAHA oh I wouldn't worry about that
what do you seriously think of this guy ?
>>28532654
Seems like a cheery fella, your mate?
>>28532668
i wish i woud have known him
>>28532654
looks like a guy whos about to kill 6 people
I just got a 2 YEARS freepass as a NEET.
All thanks to my doctor who guided me through the whole journey of NEEThood.
Thanks for the free money, wageslaves.
Now off you go... You wouldn't want to be late for Mr. Shekelstein's meeting, now would you?
>>28532644
>got out of the wage game
>fuck with wage slaves
Only 2 years? Good luck finding a job after!
Your employability will suck for sure neat neet
id love to hear
>>28532643
fortune telling
>>28532643
Playing games, coding games, writing elaborate /tg/ campaign settings no one will ever experience, GMing total clusterfucks, cooking... and, also I enjoy dressing up in animal onesies at festivals.
Super smash brothers melee for the Nintendo GameCube
Original AF
>tfw whoring yourself out on the internet for temporary happiness and validation
>>28532626
whats up cutie ;)
don't fucking mute me
>>28532626
if you're a girl tits or GTFO
if you're not a girl GTFO
>tfw whored yourself so much that you don't get any happiness from attention anymore
>tfw finding pics of yourself on tumblr with 7k notes
Why do westerners move out when they are 18? Do you parents just want you to start your own life at that point, do they just try to chase you out?|
Never understood that coming from a gook family, you are pretty much expected to live with your parents until you get married, it's actually viewed as pretty normal to be living with your parents even when you are 30+
It's mainly an american thing to move out at 18. It's a sink or swim technique
>>28532600
It's something the jews came up with so more people live paycheck to paycheck, using credit cards to barely make it by in life.
I always wondered why white families do that. Just kick their children out the second they turn 18. And then the parents wonder why they never get called.
would you hold her hand?
>tfw you will never hold hisknot
>tfw no soft bun hands to hold
>>28532579
only the human version of her.
Edgy autistic faggots on /b/ have a better life than your sorry asses. How does that make you feel?
Indifferent. I stopped comparing my life to others lives and I feel infinitely times better
>>28532519
There it is. Sanity.
Guys listen to this fucker, he is right.
>>28532519
It is impossible to not compare yourself to others. We humans are social creatures.
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>>28532394
Chad isn't here to save you now, roast slut
there goes my no-fap
Hey guise,
I'm posting to hopefully get an idea of what my position at work is called by most people. I work in the parking lot at a local supermarket. I collect shopping carts, pick up trash, keep the parking lot tidy in general, and also have marquee duty when I close.
>>28532391
Cart pusher
>>28532391
At Walmart my official title for that job was "stockman," but everyone called me the cart pusher.
cart retrieval
I want to have kids one day /r9k/
>>28532321
As do I, but what I want to happen and what's going to happen are not the same.
I have a daughter, and having her is the best thing that happened in my life.
>>28532321
>>28532384
That's pretty fucked up that you want to create new conscious life forms so they get to continue the inherit suffering of life after you die.
>sister's boyfriend keeps forcing me to smell his farts
>he really likes farting in his hand then sneaking up behind me (which he's really good as since he's in the marines) and then forcing me to breath in his farty palm and completely manhandles me
>sister just laughs and parents don't care since he's the son they've always wanted
>>28532284
You know what to do with him anon
>>28532284
Stab him in the neck with a pencil while hes sleeping and then drink his blood
My brother-in law has been with my sister for nearly 10 years (married) and he has never done anything like that to me. In fact he has always been scared shit-less around me and is always agreeing with me on anything I say and always takes my side on everything.
kek
being a friendless, virgin neet or friendless, virgin wagecuck?
I got fierd from my job today because I didn't get to work this morning(last night was more bad then usually at work)
the job had a 2 qts work there, one have a bf and the secend is not working evrey week because she is in the army.(Israeli)
but most of the times I work with Arabs.
jew and arabs are just too different and there is language barrier and culture barrier, so working with them was hell. Oh and of course the girls allready had almost fixed shifts so they worked together and I got stuck with the arabs.
I felt more depressed every time I had to go working.
so now I am neet again.
I only feel a sense of missed opportunity because I wanted to work with a girl I had good connection with(I think, because I only worked once with her)
mabye I will try talk to her of asked her out just so I woun't feel this?
pic related this was me today.
Wagecucks have money and agency.
NEETs have comfort.
I couldn't tell you which is better because I've never been a full time wagecuck.
>a girl I had good connection with
>I only worked once with her
wut
If you're a neet,you're constantly put under pressure by your parents and always have to put up with their condescending remarks.
If your a wagecuck,you get put under pressure by your boss but sometimes you might get a cool boss who's understanding.
My Vote? I'd say better to be a wagie. At least you have money to help with your sorrows and who knows,you might even find a job you like.
>>28532298
I'm a NEET and my parents are very nice to me because it's mostly their fault I'm a fuck-up.
I don't even live with them.
>met a girl while in high school
>she's a 8/10 while I'm a beta
>have had 2 girlfriends before
>she's a stacy
>she cheats on her chad boyfriend with me
>we talk about sex
>think she's the one for me
>finds another chad and dumps me
>she breaks up one year later and sticks to me
>ihaveachance.jpg
>this continues for 2 years
>i learn that she had been taking advantage of me and I'm now known as the cuck of the century
also depressing stories thread
>>28532126
the only depressing thing about your story is how bad you are at expressing yourself through greentext
>>28532126
>she's a stacy
>she cheats on her chad boyfriend with me
how the FUCK is this depressing you retard
>qt girl sits in front of me in class
>One of my only friends sits next to me
>We're all talking one day
>My friend knows the girl, I start to know her by association
>Before long we're talking like natural
>Friend asks her if she likes anyone on campus
>"No!" she giggles
>Friend asks her if she likes him
>"No!" she giggles again
>I am pretty sure she actually does like him
>Friend asks her if she likes me
>"No," she says "Anon is ugly."
>Sink back into my chair, I was actually close to asking her out when this happened (which would have been a first for me)
>Walk to my car silently and all I could think about was getting home and killing myself because this is literally the 4th or 5th time a girl has done something like this
>Continue on for seemingly no reason, like all I know how to do is this or maybe I am just too scared to die
I thought I'd share this with you, /r9k/, after trying and enjoying it.
Basically this is a site containing many free courses. You can learn at your own pace and pick subjects that interest you. If you're NEET, this seems like a great way to spend some of your time.
https://www.edx.org
I've also created a discord so anyone working on courses can chat with other anons working on courses so we can keep each other motivated. If you are interested in joining us, here is the link (please no spam or trolling)
Other sites anons have suggested:
www.codeacademy.com - learn to code
www.udacity.com - learn to code
www.coursera.org - free online courses
www.openstax.org - free textbooks
www.khanacademy.org - free short lectures and exercises
>I lost the invite code for this post please help
>>28532080
give me an invite please
>>28532089
INVITe pls
how many times do you intend to post this piece of shit failure of a general
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