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What are your thoughts on feeders?
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Is that the same girl in all three pictures? Damn shame.
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>>28535267
>>28535267
second pic is the best, what a lovely belly
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>>28535267

this is saddening

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>Become aware of the dualistic nature of the universe.
>Nobody gives a fuck.
Anyone know this feel?
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>>28535225


>robot thinks he's deep and just got done reading spirit science and crystal therapy and discovered you can put shapes inside of circles and make concentric patterns with them.
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>>28535246
If God is all powerful and all loving why does evil exist? Is it possible that there could be two "Gods" of the universe? If Jesus is God why have the Jews had Christians in shackles for thousands of years? Literally: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radhanite
Where was God when Saracens in the name of Satan conquered half the Byzantine empire and Spain? Isn't it more logical to blame the devil for these occurrences? You can say that humans have free will, but that doesn't explain why random natural disasters kill hundreds of thousands of innocent people or why millions of children die every year from disease and hunger.
I believe the universe is dualistic and non-dualistic at the same time, by this i mean in the sense that every single word has an opposite meaning, without this contrast the word would mean absolutely nothing. What is white? The opposite of black. What is good? The opposite of evil. What is theism? The opposite of atheism. What is God? The opposite of Satan.
The universe is non-dualistic in the sense that when you combine these two alternate principles together they will create a third "God" which will be a combination somewhere in the middle of the two core principles.If any of you play music you will know if you play one note constantly no music will be produced, likewise if you play no notes there will be silence, obviously. It is only when you alternate between the 2 extremes that we can start to hear music. White, black and grey. Good, evil and neutral. Theism, atheism and agnosticism. God, Satan and ???. Like a dimmer switch or an egg timer this allows an object to escape binary simplicity and find a third path.
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No particular or distinct difference from atoms and their composition except they exist in different locations (relative).

More than one conscious person existing (so we believe).

What is the determining factor for my awareness?

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What type of threads do you go to on r9k? What kind of threads would you like to see?
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>>28535182
More fembot threads please :^)
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>>28535216

how about you just participate in your normal threads rather than having to go "im a grill xDDDDD" all the time

not even a woman hating autist but jesus, you don't always need something separate for your gender
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>>28535300
>Taking obvious bait this seriously
This is exactly why fembot and many other cancerous threads still exist

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Is it beta to send flowers to a girl who will never fuck you just because you'd like her to have them?
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>>28535140
yes

originale pastamenta
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>>28535140
yea

oregano
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If you are legitimately doing it for the sole reason that you want her to have some flowers and you aren't harboring any secret hope that it will magically make her love you or fuck you or whatever, then no, it isn't beta.

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Girls can make you worth nothing simply because they like to wear normal shoes. This makes those over 6'0 lanklets and those in between 5'3 and 5'9 Chads. Understand this -- girls DECIDE the dating meta. No one else.

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Reminder that lanklet is 4chan only meme while manlets are real life meme

t. 6'1"
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what the fuck is this post even trying to say?

since when are vile, foot-deforming fashion shoes "normal"?
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>>28535067
he's right, these bitches dictate everything.....
>6'0
>good job
>27
>ok car
>good family
>well spoken
>75k income
>3 Languages.
>muscular
>told I have an amazing personality
>butch lesbians even give me compliments
>been told I really care about people
>several girls say I am the only one they trust
>told I am the most original person they have ever met


Throughout my life in every school or job I have been in
I am the sort of dude who is "everybody's" friend. No social anxiety, no noting, told I have the confidence of a god.

Despite all this NO PUSSY.
I've seen people who have no confidence get laid, noticeably obese getting laid, manlets getting bomb bitches.

If the girls don't want to sleep with you that's it, you're done
FUCKING DONE.

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seriously, just watch these videos and tell me i'm wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwN-4oiTRBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VakAcjUN97U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADEzpL3bTFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkQ5aYcsMtg
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>>28535063

You're right, baka-anon.
But to be honest, I could have say that also before seeing the videos.

Women are useless whores
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but senpaitachi female being useless and helpless is attractive
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>>28535291
no it fucking isn't

pampered decadence is vile

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What are you guys eating right now?

Pic related is what I'm eating.
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>>28535053
Just ate a couple of chocolate and hazelnut cookies
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>>28535053
Had the Nilla Wafers version of that earlier
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>>28535053
Currently nothing, but I used to eat those all the time.

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I'm desperate for some pussy

Are black chicks "easier" for a 6/10 tall white guy like me

Yuropoors and britbongs need not reply
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>>28535033
yes, If you're at a black university
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>>28535033
Are you asian?
Just on this board there's like 4 or 5 weaboo black girls that have yellow fever.
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>>28535112
he just said he's white.

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>go out on tinder date
>girl is too nice

Who else sick of "nice girls"?
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Nice girls are so creepy
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when she starts acting nice i just get turned off, it's like ugh, i want a real woman who knows she wants

bad girls are just soooo much hotter
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I've never been on a date in my life

also fuck off

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>be me
>be first in line waiting for the bus
>would always stand by the kerb and look for busses coming
>when one came I'd shout it out
>'12 to Wallsend boarding!' for example
>used to get weird looks but didn't understand why

I didn't stop doing this until I was like 21, I only did it when I was first in queue. I guess I thought of myself as a conductor type guy. I want to kill myself when I think about the line of people at busy times who just let me shout shit out without stopping me.
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>>28534959
Kekekekek you're hilarious anon
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>>28534959
Lmao just let it go, anon. Odds are most of those people who saw you have forgotten all about it, even though it is pretty weird. Can't really do anything about it now other than look back and laugh.
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>>28534959
Bu why? To let it be known you're going on it?

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So /v/ tells me I've been living under a rock all this time and befriending children is weird. No I'm not talking about molesting or things like that, befriending. Why is this weird? We all were children once, we were all friends with other children once. I like children. They don't make fun of my social anxiety. They don't make fun of me for being scared of people. Children are the only friends I've ever had. I'm worried now. Is society one day going to come to my home and tell me I'm a pedophile because all my closest friends are 12 and under? It's not fair.
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>>28534897
Kill yourself you fucking pedo.
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You should understand that is obviously.going to be perveiced as weird.
Like what do you have in.common with a 12 years old? What do.you even talk about?
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>>28534911
....and just like that

Man you work fast

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>hang around bars and clubs weekend nights
>key normieshit cars
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>>28534871
go into a mischief thread
don't greentext
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@28535210
>go into mischief thread
>use wrong quoting format so you miss out on a (you)
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>GO INTO MISCHIEF THREAD
>USE CAPS

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Black people humor thread
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>>28534861
Fuck off nigger subhuman.
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>>28534984
>hurr durr subhuman
stop being so sensitive, its just a joke. chill out
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>>28534993


Why?
Blacks never take a simple joke and get violent about everything, maybe whites should start doing the same?

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I've posted before on the subject of my little brother (a sociopathic 5 year old) and the time he tried to hang my kitten from the doorknob. This happened 2 hours ago.
> be me, grumpy as shit with coffee in hand
> off of work on Fridays because good job
> sipping coffee and reading news
> it fucking happens
> I hear a squeal of pain
> I run into the living room and see my kitten encased in a goddamned plastic pitcher
> my parents refuse to punish him because he's "just figuring stuff out"
> yeah how to be a fucking serial killer
> tell mom what happened
> "Fuck off, Anon. Let me sleep."
What do? I'm tired of my kitten nearly being killed every other week.
MFW
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BUL LOG ON STEAM YOU ASS
BNET IS FUCKED UP
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>>28534831
Let him kill you first, it would be an honor you cuck
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>>28534831
Get some sort of mini-knives and cut your fucker brother in the arms. If he complains just tell them you didn't do it, and it'll look as if the cat was trying to defend himself.

Or just choke him till he passes out.

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>tfw everyone in your class dies in a plane crash but you survived because you didn't go with them on their normie trip
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>>28534821
>tfw Satan takes you escaping fate personally and makes it his mission to take your life through a gruesome accident
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>>28534833
>tfw i kill satan
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>>28534821
thanks baneposting for memeing the fabric of reality

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