So my /r9k/ fembot waifu is a slut but I'm starting to look past that, are /r9k/ sluts savable to become more normal or should I just try my luck with her as a slut?
>>28533079
>fembot
No such thing, kid.
>>28533087
yes there is anon
>3d
>waifu
heheheeheheheh
directly from scholazar bazin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>wod models
disgusting
Come play vanilla WoW with us on Kronos, my dawgman homeslice
It's where most of Nostalrius went
Not right now though, their servers are being DDoSed by chinamen and will be back on monday
i've had my fair share of vanilla already :(
Would you date a disabled girl?
Yeah.
I don't have a fetish for disabled chicks but they make me want to protect them.
No i wouldn't, just like she wouldn't date me if i was disabled. Woman have no hearts.
>>28533059
Really? She has no heart?
I have a legitimate billion dollar idea with which I've just secured financing from my first set of angel investors.
I'm going to lift us all up boys, get on my back.
>>28533030
sucking dicks for bitcoins is only gonna get you about 100 bucks a week, and it's not even sustainable in the long term
>>28533119
you will not be hired, you can't even read
>>28533030
so whats the billion dollar idea
If you got a girlfriend, would you beat her?
Only if she looked at other males or badmouthed my dakimakura
id beat her at soul calibur
no I would literally never stop hugging her
>go on /soc/
>read their "rate me" thread
>compared to me, literal chads are rating each other ~6/10
>tfw on their scale I must be a negative number
pic unrelated
who cares.
blox
>>28532942
you obviously cared enough to comment
Select all images of bodies of water such as lakes or oceans.
>>28532932
got something you wanna share
Hey anon! How are you feeling? I just ate lunch~
I'm gonna go play magic tonight... I hope I make some friends... Probably not...
>>28532905
I'm feeling ok. I hope you make friends qt
Good luck with it. I guess.
>>28532943
We all know he has an ugly nose/mouth.
>>28532905
You sicken me.
>tfw you would actually be a really great father to your kids because you know exactly what your parent(s) did wrong
>tfw you have lots of helpful fatherly advice to give but no one to listen to it
>tfw all your wisdom will go to waste while Trayvontavius the local neighborhood crack dealer sires his fifth kid of the year
It's just not fair.
>>28532862
Oh, you're so delusional and probably going to make the same amount of mistakes as your papa. The people who are SO SURE they're going to be awesome parents usually make the worst.
If you were so fucking wise then you'd know how to get a GF and you wouldn't be whining, posting wojaks on 4chan.
>>28532895
The process of getting a girlfriend is completely different from the process of raising a child. You know that, right?
>Memegenerator
>Memezone
>9gag
>Memevault
>OP's thread
Kuroko :]
>memevault
>memezone
o lord i am dyin
>no money for anything
>no friends, everyone just laughs at me or just tells me to shut up
>no family, they just don't give a shit
>everywhere I go people are having fun and socializing
>tfw I'm just an ugly and poor freak with acne that nobody wants to be around
>at this stage I'm just about ready to give up because it hurts to live
anyone else /rockfuckingbottom/ here?
>>28532827
>his thread is as empty as his life
KEK
>>28532827
well luckily thats all shit you can change. You can get a better job, and you can get friends, cant do much about a shitty family though, so forget about em.
Everything that is making you miserable is your fault. Fix it.
>>28533465
>Everything that is making you miserable is your fault. Fix it.
>Just worlding this hard
Gas yourself you kike
Anyone listen to Bones? His music is fucking amazing. Unfortunately, now he tries to appeal to black people, and his music used to be so much better. He raps about dark, twisted things, school shooting, murders, and horrible things.
His music is surreal, and puts you in the setting and makes you relive it.
Check him out, or if you already know about him, what do you (dis)like about him?
I'm sure us bots would love it.
>>28532772
i only liked hdmi desu
i rather wulf or sboys
i dont really listen to modern rap tho
>>28532772
Yes, I love Bones. He is the edgiest boy alive, but he doesn't care at all that he comes across that way, he is just being his edgy self. This is my favorite track of his. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTs__CtXF90
If you like him, you might enjoy these artists as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeaFUIjJgPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ0w685tKMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLdHdL4Ask0
A friend from my team put me onto him and I have been listening to him almost daily for 2 years. He's great.
Nothing feels real anymore, even when I'm outside I'm always secondguessing what I see, being reminded that I'm not just an observer. Why do I have to wake up everyday, maybe I'm still sleeping, I just don't know anymore.
>>28532769
You're learning.
>>28532789
What exactly do you mean? Blix
>>28532972
It doesn't feel real because it isn't.
Why does my dick smell no matter how much I wash it, r9k?
Because you have a foreskin like a normal healthy man
>>28532722
Are you sure it's your dick and not your nose?
Depends on what you wash it with.
Are you overweight? How often do you wash? Do you sweat or wear right clothing? Do you do a lot of physical activity?
>Wake up at 3pm
>Have shat myself multiple times in my sleep
>Look at the clock
>Mummy finishes work at 2pm
>Oh boy Tendies day
>Go into Lounge room
>Mummy has friends over for coffee
>they notice me standing there wearing nothing and shit encrusting my lower torso
>"MUMMY TENDIES MUMMY TENDIES"
>"Anon you should go have a shower"
>"NO MUMMY TENDIES"
>One of mummy's friends look at me
>"A 28 year old man shouldn't live the way you do"
>I look this bitch in the eye, this fucking cunt who dared speak out of line
>Pick up the coffee table and swing it into her face breaking her jaw
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Grab mummy's head
>Shove it into my anus
>"LICKY LOO MUMMY, LICKY LOO"
>Mummy starts crying
>"P-please anon I'll raise your GBP by 500 if you stop"
>"No mummy, you're a bad mummy for not supplying my tendies mummy you have to learn"
>"O-okay anon I'm going to have to go buy your tendies"
>Mummy and her friends leave
Fucking normies, I sure showed those bitches
>>28532710
Super fucking weak
This is lamest one I've ever seen
Anon's mommy BTFO
>>28532723
Every passing day we drift further away from god's light.
>Bumhole hurts for a couple of days.
>Take a shit today
>Wipe my ass
>There's blood all over the place.
Worrying
And no it's not because I've been having gay sex or putting things up my bum. I've not been doing that.
It's probably nothing.
Don't worry about it op.
>>28532688
>I've not been doing that.
You should start. Your bumhole is weak because you haven't been building up its resistance levels with small caliber dildos.
>>28532688
Why are you asking /r9k/?
Go to a doctor you fuck.