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Post what sucked your life away and the time period when it happened
Runescape
>2004-2011
>possibly played 6 hours per day on average
>1.75 years of ingame time
Other Games
>2006-2016
>Estimate 1 hour per day over 10 years
>0.41 years
NEET
2013-Present
3 years
Sleep
>9 hours per day over 22 years
>8.25 years
13.7/22 years gone without counting school
>>28533626
Why not start and make the rest of your life the best of your life?
>>28533626
pretty much most of my life was gaming and entertainment while high, the rest was a depressive stupid
i don't see how you see your time as "years lost" since you clearly didn't have anything better to do anyway, you did the best you could champ, like me
we never stood a chance
>>28533626
Videogames
>2000-2016
>7-8 per day on average (3-4h when i was a kid, 11-12h now that i'm neet)
I'd say i've lost 15 years, amen to that.
Fembots, two questions:
1) With summer approaching, what are you planning to wear while out and about?
2) Do you enjoy being able to "turn heads". I.e. men obviously glancing at you to check you out more than once?
>>28533617
>going out
If I do a flannel shirt as always, a hoody and jeans
>turning heads
I dress like a guy and always look down
>implying a real robot goes out and about
daisy dukes and flannel shirts with the sleeves cut off and bottom rolled up
oui
>born ugly
>not just every day traditional ugly
>advanced ugly
>shat on by people who "love me no matter what" because of it
>tfw wake up crying thinking how good my life could have been if I was fortunate enough to look decent like most of you robots
;_;
>>28533595
Are you ugly enough to be in a freak show? I think something like that would be one of the few jobs I'd actually enjoy working as.
>>28533595
Most men are on the ugly side and generally no one wants them in their life as anything else but statists in the far background. Or maybe a store clerk or something. People call me average but i well know i fall into the ugly part of the human males. I especially despise people telling me to "just get a haircut bro" or "just hit the gym and talk to her bra XD" there should be a law that lets you shoot such a person in the head, on the spot
>>28533688
Post a picture then
what's your height and what is the ideal height range of your partner r9k?
6'10"
Ideal partner would be 6'1"
>tfw lanklet
>>28533664
holy crap thats tall, how tall are your parents?
>>28533678
6'6" and 5'11
Who here simple casual inoffensive clothing ?
Not edgy or a virgin so I'm just chill w/e go with the flow most of the time
Meh
Moar picz
>>28533553
Too scared too look different?
You literally look like every average white kid in movies or tv
>>28533608
I've sinct too much shit in my time, grade, middle, high school were horrid
I don't want any lawsuits, panhandlers , any type of bs through out the day /night
I wear sunglasses and a blue baseball cap with no logos also headphones on most sunny days
>tfw guys are only interested in sex and not a proper relationship
>tfw guys will claim to be interested in relationships itt, all the while hoping to score
>>28533498
>tfw guys pretend to be interested in relationships then get angry and possessive when you turn them down and start threatening you
Who would wanna have sex with a disgusting mentally ill freak like you?
>Wake up on a Friday morning 7.00
>what a fucking headache
>kids are blasting thomas the tank engine on the living room
>wife turns around and farts (unemployed)
>almost vomit
>go to the kitchen
>make some coffee roll a loose, brown cigarette
>go to facebook and like Jouni's shop's competition
>take the coffee and go to the balcony
>smoke the cigarette with the coffee on the balcony
>look at projects, that have been laying there for over a year
>fucking kids have climbed over the sledge again
>go back inside, change the channel
>kids are screaming
>shout back at them
>get mad at Lauri Karhuvaara from Good Morning Finland, what a fucking faggot
>wife complains
>don't listen
>go to work
>corolla stops in every turn
>what a piece of shit
>arrive at workplace
>boss shouts
>shout back
>a new summer intern hangs around
>tell him to go fuck himself
>go sit in the breakroom
>sit there until lunch
>go eat a hamburger at the nearest gas station
>spend all the cash at a gambling machine
>lose
>fuck this shit, these are made for losing
>back to work an hour after lunch
>fuck with the summer intern
>fuck with co-workers
>fuck with boss
>leave 30 mins early
>get pissed off when the nearest liquor store is 20km ahead
>buy sisu vodka
>fucki this is expensive
>fuck with the cashier
>call Alamuonio's Pentti and ask would he come to sauna with me
>bitch about last weekend says he's not coming
>fucking faggot
>return home, buy a pack of beer
>fucking expensive
>fuck with the cashier
>back to home
>go to backyard and work with the projects
>all the parts are missing
>tool are missing
>kick the old corolla's engine
>oh shit, must have broken a toe
>don't go to the doctor
>kids have gone home
>wife is nagging
>warm up the sauna
>open the bottle
>go chop some firewood
>look at neighbours pool and get pissed off
>faggot thinks he's someone
>neighbour notices and waves
>show him the finger
>go back inside, Putous starts
>laugh a lot, like and share this on facebook with Jouni's store
>go to sauna
>think about army buddies wonder what's up with them
>drink the vodka
>get out of the sauna
>wife bought some new channels without permission
>watching some queer shit
>shout at her
>shout at the kids
>beat everyone
>wish your were dead
such is the life in finland
He fell for the wive & kids meme.
Kek some fools have to learn it the hard way
>>28533475
Shouldn't have fell for the roastie meme
So Katya is a slut now.
I can't look at her the same way again.
I didn't know she was so well endowed
>>28533462
She isn't, chances are she's just wearing a push-up bra, most to all girls do, you'd be surprised.
That's not her. Katya never smiles because her smile is all whack
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Do you think my farts are kawaii, anon-kun?
>>28533444
Yes brap-chan, fart as much as you want
what the fuck is wrong wtih you people
>>28533444
No but you are pretty kawaii. So please stop farting and start acting like a proper cute girl.
>go through backpage looking for hookers
>every single one has "no black men"
wtf? I thought white women loved niggers? I'm not black but I kinda feel bad for respectable black guys who just want to feel better with an escort
>>28533434
75% of women in the west don't like black guys and the 25% that do you don't want anything to do with.
If you find one worth your time that isn't either a fetishist, fat("curvy") or stupid hold on to her for dear life because they are rare.
>>28533434
maybe because they're not looking to get AIDS
>>28533474
>being this NEET
I black guys with really attractive girls in Wisconsin.
Also who cares about what whores think? I'm coming for your wife's daughter
one of these threads
template coming in next post
tmplte
>>28533423
you seem too young to be a neet
>>28533754
thanks :( i think.
Select all images with mountains.
>tfw you found out that everyone else was invited besides you
>>28533270
every
single
fucking
time
>>28533270
>>28533277
just ask yourself how many times do you invite them to anything. Friendship is a two way street
>>28533291
>he thinks they want him as their friend
Who /overweight/ here? I just love eating food.
>>28533250
I fear i might end up a fatty, i'm currently under weight but i can't stop eating sweets as of lately.
Pic related is what i'm currently snaking on.
Checking in. What's your poison? I can't stop eating bananas with peanut butter.
>>28533281
Those are god tier. I hate the filled ones though.
6'3"
227 lbs
I'm not that fat, but I can't lose the weight. I've weighed the same for like 2 years now, but I don't even eat a lot of chocolate/McDonald's/junk food. I ate a hamburger last week for the first time in 6 months.
What am I doing wrong, anons?
The only thing I can think of is I mostly spend all day laying around, as I have to study for university tests.
Anyone else get triggered by women in summer clothes?
It's like they're taunting us for not being allowed to fuck them.
It's hot out though. What else would they wear?
>>28533207
Go kill yourself Muhammad
>implying the dress is bad
this girl was walking in front of me the other day
Today I am going on my first day with a clear 9/10. I am 6" 185 pound Germanic white dude with a job, high school degree and currently attending university.
What have YOU done with your life, you degenerate betas?
>>28533176
Is she a high test negress? If not then you're just a beta cuck faggot.
Well, for one I am not just "Germanic", I can actually speak German.
I have never met a true blue six-footer in my life. You're either over 183cm or under it, I think it's probably one of the rarest heights I can think of, it's like the human body is designed to not just stop there.
