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>that kid who always wore a hoodie and jeans, even in summer
>that kid who always smelt like shit
bump
oreganonagero
>>28538448
>tfw when it's me
I dont usually wear the hoodie in summer but I'm almost always in jeans.
>that kid who always wore shorts
>even in the winter
Can someone post a set (atleast two or three) of believable chad pictures so i can use them for catfishing?
Not a total meathead so that people will actually respond but definitely someone hot.
Will post results. Echo
Plz raspond guize echo
Im seriously kinda obsessed with cfishing. I dont know why i love this so much... Echo
Nobody? Not one reply? Echo
Females on /r9k/ will defend this woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrjfD4GA8sk
I'm a female on /r9k/ and I defend this woman.
>a woman is interested in a compatible mate that will be able to sustain her, and their possible family vs a lanky ugly bum that probably does heroin with the money he gets
>doooooooooooood sheees a goooooollldd diiggeerr brooo xDDDDD
when will normalfags learn?
>>28538433
I would make the exact same decision
fuck that asian faggot, i would go with him and order the most expensive shit I can then never go with him again
So im trying to decide if i should go to my cousins wedding tomorrow. Being a 24 year old autistic ugly neet loser idk if i should go. Any advice or tips?
I thought when you went to weddings as an adult it was normal to take a +1. I've not been to one since I was a kid but I guess I'm glad if that's the case.
>>28538475
Who the fuck would be my plus one nigga???????
>>28538427
JUST
fuck your
life
up
familia
have you seriously considered the possibility of writing something similiar to a manifesto ?
>tfw eternalizing the reasons for your rage, fears and crys in your own language
>tfw helping like-minded people by providing something to identify with
>tfw letting others benefit from your wisdom gained through decades of robotic suffering
this seems like a pretty helpful thing to do
>>28538418
bumpolarino
>>28538418
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1173808-elliot-rodger-manifesto.html
No thank you, I don't want to write 141 pages of autism
>>28538418
I've written one, it's almost done. Then I can fade away into the warm embrace of death
>men complain about no girl caring about their feelings
>they bitch about how women are vapid and only want to talk about themselves
>ask a guy about his feelings, ask him questions about his likes,try to learn about what hurts him
>he gets mad that you're asking him so many questions
>he gets offended or says he doesn't want to talk about it
Everytime
>>28538412
I'm guilty of this
its not easy for me to put my feelings into words
>>28538412
Just suck his cock roastie.
>>28538412
It's the opposite to me. Holy shit you dump bitch, how am I supposed to help you if you don't tell me anything? I'm not in your head.
can we have a comfy thread please
i need to be comfy
Textless post r nawt allowed
this looks so nice
i could lie in water all day as long as it stays warm
I'm a fat fuck that cant walk up 10 stairs without getting out of breath
I just walked 6-7 miles up an extremely steep hill then the same miles back down, taking 3 hours
Is this the beginning robots?
If you're interested, It's the Hangers Way path in Southern England (Close to Edward Thomas Poet's Stone)
not my picture though
>>28538353
Nice work robot bro.
>>28538353
why do fatties think losing weight is hard work? just stop eating you fat fuck, I can survive on 400 kcalories a day easly, why can't you pussies do it?
fuck off fattie
>>28538442
thanks, you're a beacon of inspiration for all us lowly people such as myself
why are normalfags obsessed with friday the 13th?
are they?
>>28538312
because it's a le spoopy meem dae
I don't know. Mind telling me why you are?
Hey fellow robots, Kairo Seijuro here. Since I saved that poor fellow's life on the subway that night, people are really getting really judgmental about my lifestyle as a swordsman in southwest America. I live and will die by my sword and all these normies out there can never understand. I recently took up a romance with a young lady and after 3 weeks and 4 days she moved back to connecticut. I am a hero! How can a hero swordsman not even get the girl. She is probably with Chad right now who could barely handle a butter knife. I have been training with the sword my whole life, who is he compared to me?
You're clearly not a sword master or you would know that being good at a martial art doesn't mean you can use that to solve all your problems. Good sword skills doesn't mean you always get the girl.
>>28538329
>not a sword master
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B10aUpEycqc
>>28538360
>born 300 years too late
Wonder how many hours he's wasted away swinging that sword to get there.
With Israel Independence Day coming up, let's discuss it's history. How would you have compromised with the Arabs?
>>28538218
>With Israel Independence Day coming up
it's was yesterday brah.
also I wish there was no arabs here ov very little because you can't live with them because there is too much language and culture barrier.
belive me you guy rather live near israeli jews then arabs.
Arabs are rude and more violence, more breaking the rule, burglars and etc. I am not even talking about politics.
>>28538218
>How would you have compromised with the Arabs?
I wouldn't have compromised with the Arabs.
>>28538218
>tfw my bithday is on Israels independence day
>tfw Im not jewish
Fuck. Askhenazi jews are the true masterrace.
>>28538307
Ive heard Christian arabs are okay though, its just muslim arabs who make trouble. True?
>/r9k/ claims to be redpilled
>doesn't have a high test gf yet
Exaon yourselves
Nice. Boner tier
why do people want girls with high testosterone?
>>28538212
More testosterone = more kids
Go Pitch Black.
>Baja already everywhere via Taco Bell
>Black was only at the eastern side of the country via obscure gas station markets
>Baja comes out yearly in bottles, with this contest being a facade for the soda
>in short, 2017 rerelease while Black could go down just like Diet Supernova in next year's potential contest
>That being said, vote Pitch Black because you're smart.
>>28538149
Hitler did nothing wrong was pretty tasty.
>>28538149
I always go with the original anyway, all of these meme flavors are redundant
Drank mountain dew pitch black yesterday. Was refreshing
>7/10 would drink again
Did Elliot have any hobbies?
He loved playing World of Warcraft didn't he?
>>28538168
I'm thinking about this. He was really fucking boring and didn't do anything:
>Wow
>driving
>making youtube videos
>the lottery
>>28538131
vlogging, writing.
sadly, he only became recognized as the talented writer he was after his death, with his autobiographical social commentary 'My Twisted World'.
>"anon, you're so innocent and shy"
>"i don't think i've heard you say more than five words"
how are you supposed to respond to this?
>>28538115
just mumble something back like i do
>>28538115
>"and you never wilI"
>innocent? you wouldn't say that if you saw my brazilian shemale porn collection
![elliot_rodger3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3tFk7dX.jpg "elliot rodger3[1]")
