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Would you cummy in mummy if she was up for it?
>>28536284
fuck me i would eat her shit mate
If that was my mummy I'd tittyfuck her into oblivion
I actually fuck my mom very often, between us it's just sexual relief and extension of our love - but I can see it looking weird to outsiders.
She's a hippy single mom and walked around the house naked when I was younger. She started wearing skirts/tops when I hit puberty and she noticed me looking at her, then quickly glancing away.
I'd always gotten horny thinking about her naked figure but the first time I fucked her was due to a massive fight, and me going to her room to apologize in the evening, seeing her crying. It's fucked up in a way but everything worked out in the end.
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guys please help me you pack of chimps
>>28536257
fuckign nigggers come fucking vote
>>28536257
/twg/ > /gsg/
Have fun with your civil war
LMAOOOOO. /r9k/ BTFOOO!! wew lad
>>28536212
>being a whiteknight nigger
Is there anything more pathetic?
>>28536212
>going hunting
>deer comes up to you and presses his head up to your gun
>>28536212
If I could be autistic for a moment, Im going to FTFY.
>How dudes be when girl's nudes get leaked
VS
>how they be when a vapid, talentless girl publicly admits her only worth is her body, so she seeks attention and validation from the opposite sex, and adulation and praise from the same sex, by willingly posting revealing pictures of herself, because operating on a day to day basis without the attention and validation is impossible for a worthless whore.
>guests are coming over
>hide in the forest
And you??
Hide in the forest
My forest gets invaded constantly by dark spirits
>>28536182
I have literally done this twice
>guests are coming over
>I won't put on clothes so they stay downstairs
Ooh! what's that music you're listening to there, anon? It sounds good.
Can I have a listen?
Now accepting high energy
Mynyanacondadont.wav
>>28536179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RT3yI5aLPY
so many things in this album, all the feels, all alone
>>28536179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlj-6RxoEU8
Enjoy your short lunch break.
I looooove these threads
Wagey here. Shame me more!
But it's 9:50 here OP, much too early for lunch
Also, my lunch break is 1 1/2 hours sempaichi
It's 850 here OP, and I work from home, so lunch is whenever and how long I want.
>being sperglord autist tallking to stacy in class
>she says she's seen my little brother
>says he's very cute to which i agree
>says she'll have sex with him
>what's worse is he's 12
>literally got cucked by a 12 year old
Worst feeling in the world. I literally wanted to tie a noose around my neck and hang myself. I think what I'm mad about is the fact that she would only have sex with my brother because of his looks and me being told about it.
I'm so fucking pissed off what a fucking roastie. I'm never having a relationship with a female they are goddamn selfish sluts.
>>28536071
she just says, that she is going to have sex with your brother?
wtf
OP again
>she asks me where my dad is
>hes ded
>try to make up something
>she says i mustn't know him
>she'sright
jst kill me
>>28536152
she said she WOULD have sex with him.
As in he's that attractive; remember she is stacy. My school is pretty ugly so she just stands out more. She's a typical stacy, hearing her talk, all my preconceived dreams about her being nice was destroyed. All she talked about with her friends was boys gossip.
Who /unlovable femanon/ here?
>tfw no one will EVER love you or your looks
femanons dont exist
original comment
You're probably an unpleasant person and never even asked out any guys.
>>28536673
Is this a joke? I'm a woman I shouldn't have to ask anyone out.
There is no other way for me to know, so ...
>>28535966
Like a dick. Try sucking yours, same thing.
sandy coins in salty milk
>>28535995
yeah normie here, i have been with 4 girls, its very much like this op. just let the precum kind of get in your mouth so it has a more accurate flavor.
Save me from being a robot or will it make me worse?
You will become even more isolated.
Defiantly worse
>>28536058
>>28535985
Why Would it be worse?
I've been told I'm 'too nice', 'too good', that I 'deserve someone better'.
Getting sick and tired of being rejected. How can I become a bad boy?
>>28535942
Women love serial killers so you better get started on some murdering
>>28535942
Increase your testosterone.
>>28535942
Depends.
How many people do you want to kill?
How does this make you feel? I want to know what the evil normalfags here feel about this
It's fucked up that some people have so much money desu
>>28535921
>It's fucked up that some people have so much money
Why? If someone makes a lot of money, they should be able to keep it.
I don't recommend. It doesn't flush well.
Why is it so hard to find a good horror film?
Filter pre-2000s horror films. Done.
Horror movies are one of the most normie types of entertainment. Horror literature is pretty patrician though.
>>28535954
I'm on Netflix right now, and pretty much everything on there is from the past 10 years. They also all have about a 2-star rating.
///// City of Makil /////
Baron walks around the town center scouting in each direction for potential combatants to train with. He originally belonged to a tribe of hunter and gathers, but decided to leave and venture for something more fulfilling. He sees no one but feeble old women and young children so he travels to marketplace. In the corner of his eyes he sees you, a young hooligan, attempting to steal several pears.
>"Stop!"
He screams. You look startled and drop the pears. You begin to run. Baron pulls out his sword and begins to chase you. You see that Baron is catching up to you and you must decide to fight.
*fires my lasers at you pew pew* c:
>>28535871
OOC: Man what the fuck is this shit.
I genuflect
Face aside, would you want a girl who dresses like your animes, or a girl who is constantly in uggs and sweatpants?
> can't get a bf with my anime clothes
> guys like talking to me in my hello kitty sweats
Explain your choice and decide how I should dress for a bf.
>>28535811
If you want to stand out and attract an autist, keep going for the anime.
If you want to be in Chad'$ harem, you need to look like a Stacy.
Anime clothes like actual cosplay or just some image on a tshirt?
>>28535957
Not cosplay, but like this. Also, not a fatty, so I'm not half-assing it.
