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Who /NEETforlife/ here?
>Never had a job
>Never going to have a job
>Receiving bennies and inherited pension
>Every day is my oyster
>>28535796
where do you live? i can't get neetbux in eastern yurop, might move to germany or something
>>28535849
>i can't get neetbux in eastern yurop
Yes you can, just move to UK and get a national insurance number then export your benefits back home
Every day is my oyster too
But I wake up at 5pm and spend all night on WoW
Recently quit my job with enough savings to survive the year
It's a beautiful life OP, haven't experienced any stress yet
What was your favorite line from the punisher in civil war?
>superhero movies
Go away normie
>the punisher
That's supposed to be the punisher?
Please say it's not so.
>>28535738
>"Look pretty good all things considered"
Good for him. optimism. I heard he's not dead. So he comes back more fucked up each movie. That would be great.
Fembots what race are you and where is your family from?
Pure Russian grill. I'm not even going to define my race because people get upset about that so I'll just say I'm a light-skinned blond hair blue-eyed person.
Black.
My mom is from the Caribbean but my dad is African.
>>28535774
Picture related. :)it may not be original, but saying that its not original makes it original
ITT: your ideal girl
>>28535694
Has eggman finally became a woman
janitorfu <3
Is that eggman?
Oregonian
3rd person in a month gives a 10 minute long prayer about Jesus outside my windowJust fuck my shit up senpai
If they're on your property remove them, if they're in a public space who gives a shit? Ignore them
>>28535679
Just embrace Jesus you fedora fuck
>>28535734
I'm in an apartment, and I would rather draw attention to myself
>>28535760
These people think I'm JesusI look like him
should i go outside, and yes what the fuck should i do there, i would like to go do something else than sit on my computer shitposting on 4chan etc. but i dont know what else to do
>>28535667
>but i dont know what else to do
I enjoy woodworking.
>>28535667
Nah just stay inside and post more cute cats
>>28535697
but i really would like to do something else than be on my computer, its just that i dont know what
Anyone else here unironically suspect they're autistic?
I did when I was NEET for 3 years, but in reality I was just looking for an excuse to not have to work.
As soon as I got a stable, well paying job thanks to nepotism, I dropped the act. I fucking hate the person I was when I was NEET. Whenever someone brings up a time where we hung out during those 3 years, I do my best to change the subject
>thinking people here only have ironic autism
son I have bad news
Most of us are diagnosed, so not sure why you would not get that checked.
HELP ME, /r9k/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epe1NVP9NwA
Someone is trying to break into my house.
What the fuck do it do?!?!?!!?
Screech REEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT as loud as you can
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE IS ON THE ROOF FUCK FUCK FUCK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mAoy_JyphM
>>28535653
Call the cops dummy
I'm ready to shoot myself. What is the best angle to hold the gun at so as to not survive?
The right angle
>has no brain
>thinks shooting himself in the head will do anything
the best angle is you repost this thread every day like every other clown on this board. surely you're "ready" you dumb cunt.
aim it at your head
if you're going to die do something exciting, too many people fizzle out without leaving a mark
if you can leave a mark with your death you might die happy?
don't hurt people though!
Does anyone have a fake Twitter account I can use? I'm trying to stalk someone and need access to an account with many followers, preferably female
If you have access to this kind of stuff leave a message ITT and I'll drop a throwaway email
Why is she tipping water on herself?
>>28535562
To make guys sexually aroused
>>28535538
>mfw I could get a girl like that
Just need a few pounds and I'm set
How do i act confident if I dont know the concept of confidence since I've never once been confident in my entire life?
>inb4 /fit/ faggots I worked out, eat healthy, it didn't change a thing
>watch movies that portray the protagonist as confident and manly
>mirror his actions and mannerisms
There ya go
>>28535546
I already tried that. it isnt much help because movies are scripted unrealistic portrayals of interaction.
mannerisms are inherently subconscious and I can't control my subconscious behavior.
You develop a since of goals, hobbies, virtues, and outlook and remain adamant on them, and when someone tries encroaching on them you stand your ground.
Just made an awkward sex tape of myself playing with my cock, squeezing my ass, spreading my ass, and trying to be hot
Debating with myself on whether to post it to a porn site
My face is very visible, if someone who knew me saw it they would know it's me without a doubt
Should I?
pic mostly unrelated
>>28535511
Why even make this thread, you know you're already going to and that you want to
>>28535539
Fuck it, I'll just fucking do it. Should I link it here?
>>28535569
Obviously you should.
Does anyone here like blobo and rare blobos?
/bg/ blobo general
>>28535380
Sorry mate, the blobfish isn't my taste
>>28535408
Have you only seen the pushti blobos or are you aware of all the rare ones
>>28535380
Please post more
This looks good enough to start a folder for
>tfw friday night is tendies night
>tfw mom is making lots of tendies for her 26yo neet failure son tonight
Moms are the best.
>>28535323
I know you want to kill yourself anon. I'm just letting you know you have my approval you're mom will still love you
>>28535323
>for her 26yo neet failure son
You are an adult man. Get you shit together, son.
>>28535422
I know but I'll wait until mommy dies first.
>>28535442
I have asperger's and am social recluse.
Why is this?
No where else have I come across such a disgusting, clueless, unfunny, and boring group of "women".
Who ruin every conversation, start the majority of bad threads, think their opinions are always correct, and whenever confronted with an argument turn to the usual female discourse of "hahaha wow I can't even believe you would think that" "opinion disregarded" "you're beneath me so I'll just ignore everything you say and keep going on about myself".
Why are you "women" so insufferable? Explain yourselves.
Fun fact: the 'wo-' prefix in 'woman' derives from a Indo-European root meaning 'ground, dead leaves'. It's a wonder feminists took no notice of that yet really.
It's because they're not actually women. There are no women here. There are only regular guys pretending as a joke and trannies pretending because they're mentally ill.
>>28535391
Nope that's largely true but not completely.
You can tell when a girl actually writes somthing. They have a certain way of talking. It's how they use their words and structure their sentences.
It's distinctly different from guys. It drips with contempt and self perceived superiority.
