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>no Friday night aus thread
We only get them on weeknights because you are all normies.
are these threads still swamped with uni scum, /soc/ rejects and weed bro degenerates?
>>28531452
basically.
you sound surprised that theyre all secret gays taking shelter from the purge of /b/
>>28531627
you forgot the apoplectic japery that's considered 'banter'
>it's an "anon has obligations tomorrow but spends all night fapping instead" episode
I've done this multiple times before important events in my life
>have things to do today and tomorrow
>take adder all to do the stuff
>stay up jacking off for 30 hours
what a wild ride
>>28532107
if you can, try to find Ritalin or Concerta. I find the buzz is much cleaner and easy to 'channel'.
Got a job interview in an hour
any pointers?
Whip out your fat cock and start jacking it ASAP
>>28531424
Google "behavioral based interview questions"
It'll give you the right mindset on how to answer. Remember - they hate interviewing almost as much as you do.
>>28531450
This but make sure you maintain eye contact with the interviewer or else it's just awkward.
Elliot Rodger was what you might call a God. If you disagree you are likely a Chad or a beta orbiter. My Twisted World is the greatest piece of literature of the 21st century.
You actually took the time to read my twisted world? Get a job loser.
stopped by a FUCKING DOOR
cannot fabricate
>>28531409
>he hasn't read My Twisted World on paperback
Please, end your life.
Do you think I should convert to Islam and start going to a local mosque?
It doesn't seem like western civilisation/culture really gives a shit about me so I want to try something different.
>>28531379
>It doesn't seem like western civilisation/culture really gives a shit about me so I want to try something different.
It doesn't.
Do whatever the fuck you want.
>>28531408
Do you think I'll get qt muslim gf?
>>28531379
i agree western culture sucks, but dont go islam
why not go for the asian philosophies, they make more sense anyway
>So anon you telling me you sit like 10 hours at the comptuer?! COME ONE tell me what you are really doing
Aaaugh... AAAAUGH.
M-m-muh muh... Auggh... Oooh... Oooo OOOOH OOOH AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHH
I like to post braaaaaaaaap threads on r9k. Would you like to know more ladies?
4chan everyday for over 3 years
I want to fuck my therapist. How would I go about doing this?
Tony pls go
lmao it's never gonna happen mate
>>28531257
Make substantially more money than her, consistently.
i'm addicted to internet, porn, GMO wheat and refined sugar...it's destroying my life... HELP ME
>GMO wheat
what does that even mean
>>28531231
Help yourself, we certainly won't. Either that or die.
>>28531282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbBURnqYVzw
>remember something embarrassing or retarded that I did in the past
>lose my shit and randomly start screaming, making gun motions with my hands at my head or start beating things next to me until the memory goes away
Does anyone else do this? I've taken to calling these autism spasms.
This is the most autistic thing I have ever read in my entire life by far.
>>28531217
Not your birth cerificate?
>>28531202
i do this too, except i just say something unrelated out loud
i think it is a compulsory action to force the memory out of your mind
>mfw seeing someone in public who's as ugly as me
>>28531179
>not sympathizing with them
>>28531191
Why should I? No one every sympathized with me. Besides they always turn out to be normies somehow.
>>28531179
Right?
Now wouldyou date, lust or love anyone who looks like that? No, right?
That's how you know you'll die alone. If even you, an ugo, won't settle down for others of your kind, imagine why someone would settle down for you?
>met a girl who is NOT a whore, who is NOT vapid, who is interested in talking deep things for hours and being intimate with me.
How does it feel knowing you guys were completely wrong about women / relationships? Yes, most women do have some superficial standards (I spent some time in the gym and improved my confidence), but so do us guys. And that does not mean they (or we) are only interested in looks or "status." This board is full of socially-inept wimps who refuse to work on themselves and that's why you don't succeed with women. I'm saying this as someone who was in your EXACT position a year ago.
Don't drink the kool-aid. Don't fall for the "Chad," "Stacy," or "there's no way out of being a robot" meme. It's all fucking BULLSHIT by dudes who don't really know anything about the world or women or have been burned and are just (understandably) salty as fuck.
>>28531177
I give it one week before she's slurping Jamal's cock.
>>28531177
Enjoy her betrayal you stupid wannabe normie
>>28531177
See you in a month when she upgrades from you.
https://youtu.be/eRCNeBjrFuc
Garret "two hugs" Noga is now a chad so whats your excuse?
https://mobile.twitter.com/garrett_noga
>garret
>chad
Alexa doesnt agree lol
>>28531149
PHACE
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>>28531149
he had chad tier confidence from the beginning
all he had to do was ditch the fedora and messenger bag
He was a lonely boy. We dindu nuffin. We good girls. We goes church every Sunday.
>>28531145
What's the context of this?
>>28531145
sadface liek 4 millionn cri
>>28531158
Idk, but probably had something to do with "muh rape".
How are we holding on
>>28531099
>One assignment due tuesday
>One assignment due wednesday
>One presentation due thursday
>One draft due a week ago
>Grades have slipped from A/A- average to A-/B+ average
>>28531099
just finished school today
i am failing 2 classes and getting Cs in the other 2 classes
not too good but at least its over
Had my last final 2 days sgo
hang in there dudes
>make post
>think up some way to make the post better the instant it submits
>deleting the post or replying and adding it in will just ruin it
>make post
>no (You)'s
>make first reply calling op a faggot
>he deletes the thread
>make thread
>think it'll take off
>refresh
>page 5
juicet
