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On behalf of every "normie" to you robots/betas/orbiters whatever the fuck you call yourselves.
Stop hanging around our girlfriends pretending to just be friends, stop messaging her and stop asking her to do things with you. it's tiresome and annoying having you bother us while were fucking. Just got done culling 2 long term orbiters from our life after they fucked up and finally gave me a reason to make her cut contact with you and i couldn't be happier.
>>28527838
I just memorize their faces and other quaint attributes to use as fap material from affar. Why waste time interacting with normalfags?
>>28527877
Because it's creepy. You shouldn't be associating yourselves with us at all.
Why can't you just know your place?
Someone sounds insecure about their ability to keep their girl
Hello, worthless neets. I am a high school student conducting a study on those unemployed due to mild forms of autism. I'm almost certain many of you know what I'm referring to. Please post your experiences in finding a job, if you've ever attempted such a thing. If you haven't please elaborate why you have opted to post frog memes on a chinese cartoon image board instead. Thanks for your time.
I've tried but I always get extra autistic in interviews, especially cause its some old fuck trying to size me up. so yo ho NEETs life for me i guess
>implying neet 600lb bouncy baby boy would consider applying to be wagecuck
fucking normie
>>28527829
I got drunk the night before and took a couple shots before the interview. Got the job.
ITT: /r9k/ approved literature
Rand is an awful writer though.
>>28527809
don't know what lit fags think of it, but it's my favorite book.
>>28527823
It's masked by the fact she's an even more terrible 'philosopher'.
Anyone here never hit on a girl before?
I also never held hands or anything.
It just seems insanely scary.
Plus girls get hit on all the time and they must be fed of it.
If Chris Chan can hit on women, i don't see why i or any other robots should have to worry about it.
>>28527752
Chris Chan hits on girls but they don't actually like it.
>>28527752
>If Chris Chan can hit on women, i don't see why i or any other robots should have to worry about it.
He is a registered sex offender for that.
>>28527752
Hey op, i am in your situation.
I drink away the pain and play solitaire table top games.
>mentions she has a bf
>instantly block her
>hints very vaguely and remotely that at some point in her life she may have had a romantic partner
>blocked immediately
Not even memeing.
same, honestly, it's made my life a lot easier.
>>28527790
its the only way to go honestly
>Go downstairs, brother calls me a faggot and asks if I was sleeping like a lazy fuck
>Go into the kitchen and politely ask if my sister needs help with her homework, get told to shut the fuck up you stupid failure
>Spill something on accident, dad screams at me
And the normies wonder why we stay away from them
>>28527708
https://youtu.be/7xYz_Qre1Qs
>>28527708
Damn son, those people sound like massive faggots.
Dude fuck those people
Face it. Women are demanding, frustrating psychological Rubik's Cubes. To even get near one, you have to lift, pay for her shit, pretend to agree with everything she says, and even throw out your hobbies to make room for boring normie stuff. If you're not Chad, they are nothing but pain.
Why not find a nice boy instead?
Gee willekers!I wonder who could be behind this post?
You're preaching to the choir friend, this is a gay board
I'd prefer a nice loli, actually.
>get a friend's senior note written four years ago
>in one part it says:
'I'm sitting in computer apps next to (me) and he's playing happy wheels on the computer, complaining about life and saying how he wants to shoot himself. Hard to concentrate on writing'
>tfw I'm still alive
>>28527355
KYS seriously
Fucking trip fag
>>28527443
Dude that's a freaking epic gif you posted from your iPhone, newfriend. Good one
>years later and I still haven't received my senior letter
I think that they skipped me on purpose. It was supposed to be four years. None of them liked me.
>mom found the unwashed, cum-filled onahole
I always wash it after every use for this fear
>>28527538
It wont be that bad if she finds it then. It's just for study if you want to go to med school.
>>28527538
Sometimes I get so lazy to do it desu senpai.
Which board is the most cancerous low IQ here on 4chan? Why is it /pol/
>>28527316
you are at the bottom of the range of IQs on 4chan
>>28527316
>people disagreeing with me are automatically low IQ
usually a sign of low IQ tbqh
/pol/ is a great example of what happens when you base your entire worldview on artifact-riddled jpegs and spooks
why cant you look wimmin in the eyes
I can, and they usually smile back at me and touch their hair. I'm a fit muscular 8.5/10 but have no social skills so still a virgin.
>>28527293
i justify it by telling myself that denying them attention is how you get them to give you attention. it's true, however when the time comes to act i still cant look them in the eyes
>>28527377
lots of girls usually hate when people touch their hair wtf. unless you mean yours?
Nobody will ever find me attractive
Give me a good reason not to cut my face.
After contemplating this for a LONG time I just can't bring myself not to hurt myself.
>>28527268
a face scar might make you look cooler
>>28527268
Stop making everyone sad with your pathetic bullshit.
Take responsibility for your life and stop acting like a spoiled child.
>>28527363
I want something like this
Hey friendos. "Just be yourself" doesn't mean just keep on being exactly as the miserable piece of shit you are. It means you shouldn't put up a facade in order to convince someone you're a person you actually aren't, because that's doomed to fail.
It doesn't excuse you from the necessity of genuine effort towards personal development. Self-growth isn't just a goal to achieve that you're set once you're there, but an ongoing state of mind you have to maintain.
You have to be yourself, but if you're a terrible person and you know it, you need to work towards making who you really are a better self. It's not easy for people currently trapped in debilitating thought patterns, but it can be done, even if you can't completely escape the thought patterns themselves.
Accept the things you can't change, and change the things you can - which are much more plentiful than your current state of mind or the the toxic environment you're in will have you believe.
that's what i've been saying; 'b ursef' is a nice way of saying 'stop trying'
That's one way to be yourself but don't be yourself. I don't even think normies know what they're saying nowadays.
>>28527242
>You have to be yourself, but if you're a terrible person and you know it, you need to work towards making who you really are a better self
But how is being a weird , socially awkward miserable dude not "myself"? That is what I grew up to be for years
What if you had a gf and she told you that she wants a gf too?
then i would become her gf
>>28527265
the only acceptable answer
fuck you robot its original
>>28527230
Sauce OP?
Commento oregano
>One hundred and five (105) days left
>>28527179
I refuse to perform arithmetic if you mix words with numbers.
Until what, may I ask?
Oh baby. It's gonna be shit this year though. ninty isnt even showing which means everyone else is under less pressure to perform.
SHIT. IT WILL BE SHIT. But I am excited nonetheless.
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