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What if black women were attractive?
Would all men be able to get a human GF then?
I think black women are ruining market,
they are very undesirable and forces us men to compete for a smaller pool of women
First you guys claim we are all sluts who have sex all the time but then you claim we are all undesirable, kv who can't get laid. Which one is it?
>>28526375
>we
You aren't bebe. She's the only black girl to ever come here.
>>28526333
As a black guy, you're undesirable you and all your surfboard bitches
willy wars
Just wanted to let you know you're a homo and you should kill yourself and delete this shit thread in that order
i swallowed a guy's load today
ama
i really really like cock
>nearly summer
>can stare at girls feet public
>Nearly summer
>Can stare at the bit of butt that pokes out of a girl's short shorts
>nearly summer
>girls wearing shorts with their asses hanging out
>can't look because it's considered perverted
why do they wear it in the first place?
>nearly
nigga it was 95 degrees today
>tfw you will never get to pass on your genes
>your ancestral line will end with you
How do you deal with this feel?
Please love me
Meet my mother
But the fear takes hold
Creeping up the stairs in the dark
Waiting for the death blow
>>28526291
Ive known i was a failure. Now my sister can bare the burden of progeny
>wanting to pass on shitty, fucked up genes
Do vaginas have suction? Like a suction cup.
kinda but not really
>>28526280
No, not really
I guess technically since some air is forced out. But I think they change shape to compensate for it or something because I fucked one girl a few times many for about a month many years ago and don't remember any suction feeling at all
>>28526280
Are those things any good? I want to invest in a sex toy, but a quality one that will age well like Victorian furniture.
Im so socially isolated, deppresed, alone ect. That in order to stop myself from going insane i watch lets play's to keep the "silence" away.
It makes me feel better to here another human voice.
I also watch tons of documentaries, lectures, ect.
Am I the only neet that does this?
Yep, you're such a special snowflake. Tell me again how unique you think you are?
Rpgs are my favorite. I love finding new obscure famicom jrpgs
documentaries as background sound?
nah, i just have a twitch stream playing or music.
> guess who's back?
> mommy's back
>>28526222
And where WERE you, 'mommy?'
The endless quest for mommy gf continues!
I want a mommy gf so bad i dont even care anymore
is it normal to edge all the time? I dont get why someone would fap and cum in 30 seconds when you can edge for 1 hour. After all the good part of sex(or at least fapping) is cumming, not feeling your hand.
also is it normal toclenchyour asshole while fapping?mine hurts after some sessions
please resbond
bumpo, help me guise
I edge all the time. A short fap session for me is at least 30 minutes. Sometimes I edge for three or four hours (at least once a week). As for the asshole thing, I don't do that.
>>28526216
it depends. edging dosent always work and i end up losing desire but when it does its pretty rewarding
better to have a good 30 fap than to have a long boreing one
>all these drug threads about any drug
>dxm basement dwellers and opiate addicted gutter kids fucking them all up
who /DUDEWEEDISALLINEED/ here?
W E E D T H R E A D T B H
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvfUCCbtHiw
>>28526201
hey man, what's your beef with the dex?
i've tried lots of drugs including mushrooms, pot, alcohol, xanax, DPH, cocaine and oxycodone but the dex with bong hits at the peak combo was always my favorite.
used to do it often in high school, but now i only do it a handful of times a year
>>28526255
Have done all of those except shrooms, did LSD though. They're cool to try, but the best drug to do on a regular basis is weed and anything else is pretty much gonna fuck you up... Plus weed is just so overall feelsgoodman, especially knowing I can sit back and smoke and smoke and smoke without fear of throwing up, blacking out or dying. Can't do that with literally any other recreational drug.
>>28526328
LSD is extremely safe.
fellow robots,
how can I stop falling in love with every girl who pays me the slightest bit of attention? I've been fantasizing for the past three days about the cashier at the local burger king
>>28526197
Maybe try to recognize they are nice for utilitarian reasons? Peaceful sales, entertainment to pass the time, any justification.You were not a variable to be considered. That's what i do anyway, try to realize everything would be similar if not exactly the same given absence.
>>28526197
Recognise the difference between love and idealising bro bro . If you don't know her you probably don't actuallh love her
holy fuck im pathetic, back in highschool any remotely pretty girl that would make conversation with me i would start to subconsciously fantacize over and stalk their instagram and facebook. i know gow you feel op
Why can't I have a girlfriend? Why can't I have someone so we could care to each other? Why can't I have someone I could cuddle with? Why can't I have someone that could make me feel the human warmth?
Why I don't even know girls I could talk to? Fuck this, my life is a joke.
I DIDN'T ASK TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME IN FUCKING NIGHTMARE MODE. STOP THIS MADNESS ALREADY.
>>28526193
I'm in the same situation anon.
For 5 years and it hurts.
I don't even have a single friend
26 here. Gfless since year 0.
I look above average. Just want 9 or 10. Picky and also scared my lack of exp will scare most girls.
Will commit sudoku soon. Been ded for yrs so win win for me.
who /cantimprove/ here?
i've read almost every self help book out there and i know why i'm the way i am, but despite all the advice and knowledge i've accumulated, i can't seem to be bothered to fix myself
I don't read self help book, but I know what's wrong with me, but I can't change anyway. It's just like I enjoy suffering.
Honestly I feel like self-improvement is just a meme, what we need are books on how to cope with being an abject failure. Being told that I could be doing better when there's literally no evidence of that just makes me feel worse.
>>28526185
I feel ya fella. Feel like most of my mental energy is devoted to trying to improve myself. So much so that I feel like I'm going crazy. And it doesn't even help. Feel like I'm getting worse actually
How do I name this doggo I found
Chick magnet
>>28526161
Looks like a "piccolo" to me
>>28526161
Chad
to b originarus
i really struggle with it
i try and get away from my father
>>28526159
I do whatever I can to avoid productivity.
listen to music i guess
>Play the Overwatch open beta
>Not very good at it, but have a lot of fun anyway
>Really enjoy the way the heroes look and play
>Tracer and Bastion are my favourites to pick
>Pre-order it
>Get an email today saying that there's some sort of cinema viewing for some animations they've made
>Check the website, it's happening in my city
>Really want to go
>Haven't left the house for social purposes in years
>Have literally no friends to go with
>Don't have the social skills to go alone
>NEET so it's not like I have an excuse ('I'll be in the area')
>tfw I really want to go
>>28526156
I hope you don't get to cause you use bastion.
Seriously.
What a fucking faggot
>>28526226
Bastion is great on the Russian map!
>>28526156
Just wander around, nobody will talk to you.
