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dubs get the mother load
>>28526690
that ain't shit
you ain't shit
>>28526702
over 1000 on here
>>28526690
>mother load
lmfao. good one kid
>no dick, but always have the urge to rub nonexistent dick on people's stuff
>buy realistic dildo and keep in bag
>fucking straight but need to molest people's stuff
>if in alone in someone's room I pull out the dick, stuff in pants and rub it on clothes/beds/walls
>pretend I cum in people's towels in bathrooms
>mfw people ask me what I've been up to lately
Do you look think it's too dangerous to ride my bike in this thunderstorm? I want to hit the liquor store before it closes.
Freud must have been onto something.
>>28526685
Ill fucking sword fight u
this is a quality post
i like it
My life is pretty shit and it's all my fault, nobody else's. I'm a coward. The only pitiable people in my situation are my parents.
I want connection. I'm sick of this.
End your life. Nobody would care if you died, it would be just like in Grand Theft Auto
>>28526916
Unfortunately that isn't true.
What's the deal with cam girl scammers on the internet? But what is really behind these contact requests and why do people bother?
>you seem sweet and normal i trust you :)
>heres my profile http://verified [space] hotlocals.com/?invite=ec3ca5b8 hit connect and it'll link my cam to you
>>28526642
It's for technology-illiterate old men and kids.
They don't expect to catch us. We aren't easy kills.
you gonna get zero-day'd and ransomware
>>28526642
three things:
>credit cards
>bot farming
>ransomware
>black femanon
>would sacrifice every black man on earth for just one average/below average looking Asian bf
I just needed to get that off my chest
>>28526625
>average/below average looking Asian bf
>posts celebrity
To what end?
t. Asian but almost never into black girls.S-sorry.
Man i wish that was possible too.
>>28526625
i hate koreaboos
>have a roommate
>literally all he's done for the past week is bring his bitchy whore gf over and bang as loudly as they can
Why are normies so obnoxious? I'm right in the other room, here. One night I can understand, but ffs, EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR HOURS AT A TIME MULTIPLE TIMES PER DAY like fuck off already
>>28526620
Time for you to invest in a very expensive surround sound system.
>>28526643
I have a very inexpensive stereo system but nothing to play on it.
>>28526719
>nothing to play on it
You know how to download right?
If you want to scare the shit out of them, start listening to Hitler's speaches on them. If they don't stop fucking, you just have to turn the volume up a little but louder, but not to loud. Just enough so they can clearly hear the speaches.
I know he died out bc normies ruined it, but has it been long enough to make pepe threads again?
I started Pepe posting again. Normies lost interest
>>28526505
pepe and wojak are odd cases because they're the longest lasting memes 4chan has ever had
>>28526545
i feel like if we tried harder to contain it, we could make it work
Why haven't you started dating a sandnigger girl robots?
Muslim girls are the absolute bottom of the barrel in all cultures. Asian's hate them, Europeans think they're invading them, American's think they're terrorists, and in their own Countries they get raped daily by their family and then are married to 5 husbands.
You can be a piss bottling, jobless shut in and still get a decent looking sand nigger GF. They would be happy to come and watch anime with you all day. I can speak from personal experience myself.
I've been talking to a girl from Saudi Arabia who is ready to take a covert flight here and stay with me just so she can get away from her Dad and Uncle raping her and trying to strap bomb vests to her every night.
Where the fuck do I find such women?
Seriously, I've got desert fever like a bastard.
>>28526469
Those girls have horrible diseases and bad teeth
I almost had a muslim gf.yeah ALMOST like all the other girls
That was until I was picking her up to go to a football game.
>drive to her house
>wall up and knock on the door
>hear her father say "who's that?"
>"it's wedge"
>suddenly her father just starts screaming in arabic
>stand there awkwardly
>she whimpers "okay"
>she opens the door a little teary eyes
>we have a great night but she was extremely distant ever since
I don't know if was her dad or me.probably just me
She didn't wear a hijab. She was cute as fuck. Probably my favoritealmost girlfriend.
im going to kill myself if i dont win the lottery in the next 3 months.
planning to take out as many small loans as i can to buy tickets, ama.
e-elliot?
>>28526485
did elliot do the same thing?
obviously he didn't win.
please don't do this. however unlikely it seems like you'll find happiness some other way, it'll still be more likely than you winning the lottery.
>most people have had a girl ask them out
>most people have had a girl like them, desire their presence and body at least ONCE
>>28526462
You still have time, your life isn't over yet senpai
Can't say I ever have. I have however had 2 hillbilly women at a party I was dragged to by my parents straight out ask me to fuck them. I turned it down and regret it to this day. I just snuck into the woods and sat in a tree for a few hours.
>>28526488
Fuck off normalfag.
Your words mean nothing.
I saw this on Facebook. I don't get it. What's the joke?
>>28526453
old people are easily startled
>>28526453
there's a video where she's trying to fug
In the video, the chick is making sexual advances on the old guy and he is getting scared and telling her no.
![[Kagura] Hades Project Zeorymer - 1 [BDRip 1440x1080 x264 Hi10P TrueHD][00:15:14.623]_[12.05.2016][23:26:29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kitl0m3.jpg "[Kagura] Hades Project Zeorymer - 1 [BDRip 1440x1080 x264 Hi10P TrueHD][00:15:14.623] [12.05.2016][23:26:29]")
ITT robots in fiction
Shinji didn't let no hoe ruin him
>>28526451
>tfw no spergy twink bf to hurt my chad body
>>28526503
whatever you say jerid
Any medfags on here? Is my foot infected or bruised or what?
I cut my leg last Friday night jumping a fence, but I played a rugby game Sunday afternoon which is where I might've gotten a bruise from. Also I don't think I noticed it until Monday. If it's infected I really gotta see a doctor bc I don't want to get it amputated but I have no medical insurance so I'd only do it if it was really obvious that me foot was infected.
Also are there any signs I should look out for to make sure it's not infected?
Pls help.
Jus amputaet at home anon with knofe you will b gud
You're asking a board full of autistic neets for medical advice.
>>28526414
I could srsly lose my foot duder pls help
Who is this guy? I saw him post on here a while ago. Anyone know who he is or have more pics?
I'ts me. What do you want?
>>28526393
I have numerous pics, including nudes. However, you aren't gettin any of them >:3
>>28526448
Nothin just wanted to get your attention so I could think about you at the same time that you're thinking about me and we could in some way connect giving me a semblance of human interaction beyond text on a screen. In other words you're my wife now. I love u honey. <3
rate my act scores
> be in highschool
> dont apply myself
> take act senior year
> dont apply for college
> go to community college
> check scores one year later
what can i do with this
>>28526363
what is it out of? the act isn't very popular over here
>>28526432
i think 36
Dun goof'd moron. Coulda got good money from that.
