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meme thread? i think i was pretty funny on that one. post yours.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NKPLjsXXaP (commentary)
i also liek dis 1 coz it's a so random :)))))
xD
>>28543411
Dear god this has to be the most retarded thing i have laughed to ever since the big bang theory memes.
Mfw no rage comics on phone all on PC:(
How do we get rid of the totally false stereotype that /r9k/ is full of retarded parasitic NEETs who spend all day complaining that people don't sit next to them on the bus?
by not being what we are
>>28543381
>Totally false stereotype
How long have you been coming here for, a week? Because your description is exactly what robots do and are.
Stereotypes are generally based in truth. If they weren't, they'd never form in the first place.
actually thats what it is so gtfo
Can we get an old fashioned misogyny thread going?
Be honest. You'd break your dick off in her asshole, wouldn't you?
>>28543699
I am NOT a furry.
>>28543777
Neither am I, but the thought of these eyes rolling back in her head gets me rock hard, you know? Hard enough to etch glass, if I'm being right and truly honest with you familiar.
Who here /normieatheart/?
>Want to go out and get drunk
>Want to talk to more women
>Want to explore the world
>All my friends just want to stay inside playing Dota
>I got bored of video games 2 years ago
>>28543293
I'm dreading going home for the summer.
All my friends back home do nothing but plays games online with each other.
While all my friends here at school are betas we at least do stuff.
>>28543293
Be gone, swine
I don't hate normies, you can't blame retards for going with the flow. But for someone to be an outsider and still desire the normie lifestyle is pathetic.
Me I guess. I mean I like staying at home sometimes but I want to go out and do shit too sometimes.
Anyone else had just about enough of worrying what women will think of them?
It's never enough, not funny enough, not smart enough, not confident enough, not handsome enough, not tall enough, not rude enough, not nice enough, not sociable enough, not wealthy enough, not interesting enough- ENOUGH.
These bitches will never be satisfied with us, fine, they can do whatever the fuck they like.
I'm done wasting time on this shit.
Indeed,but your waifu will always be satisfied and so will your Gunpla collection.
who wouldnt care? were misrable while chad and and stacy live it up, have long fun filled summers and passionate sex at night.
Frankely i wouldnt mind it if someone butchered them.
I mean, you basically have two options. You can not try and be alone for the rest of your life, or you can try and get a GF. Up to you.
>grow one centimeter
>get 1 kilogram of fat you will never loose
How far are you willing to go?
Just hold down the button until I become so large that my gravity implodes earth
>not wanting to be a 1000 feet 100000lbs blob
>>28543233
SUNNY D AND DUBS
>You stay home on weekends? Are you weird or something?
I remember this chick
she has a sister that looks like John Travolta, somebody post the photo
>>28543218
Yes, I'm not like other boys
>>28543218
>Not to brag, but I'm quite weird, yes.
>mom isn't home
>take her pistol out of the safe in her closet and start pretending i'm raiding my own house
>tfw 24 and doing this
>>28543214
Sounds like fun
>tfw nogunz
>>28544231
im imagining how fun this would be with a friend now, like we can play dress up too like raiders from fallout and just walk around looking through cabinets randoming explaining how your just jumpy from the jet
If I had access to a gun I would blow my brains out.
Looks pretty solid, always knew Affleck was one of us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0fUqJWlaYM&index=1&list=FLpMSNIkqgDvPhm0qtdW48DA
This is what robots wish they were like
It will appeal to robots as a power fantasy, but there are better pure robot movies
>>28543199
>autists are quirky geniuses full of potential
If I frequently text and call a married woman, and she occasionally sends me nudes and vids, who is the cuck, me or the husband?
Of course she's not fucking me, and only sending occasional nudes, and spends a lot of time talking to me
Although on the other hand, he is the one who's wife is sometimes camming for other men.
>>28543126
Quadrennial
the husband obviously
you should tell him his wifes a roastie and save him
OP HERE NICE MESSAGE
>>28543162
Hey bros
I made a thread yesterday about my classmates inviting me for pizza.
Well I just got back and it couldn't have gone any worse
>Sitting quietly reading the menu
>Trying to avoid eye contact
>Waitress comes, takes everyones orders
>One of the guys there orders a pizza with tuna on it
>I thought that was autistic of him
>Decide to make light jokes at his expense to make myself fit in better with the group
>Start loudly making jokes at him
>Say some stuff I thought was funny like 'does it come with a coral reef stuffed crust?' and 'you better hope the pizza oven doesn't have a hungry dolphin inside
>nobody really laughs
>go quiet again
>his pizza comes
>is covered in Tuna
>again try to be funny thinking people weren't laughing at first due to impatience for food
>he picks up his first slice
>as a joke take my hat and use it like a net to grab the pizza from his hands
>'looks like the fishermen got that tuna'
>he gets angry and grabs the slice back
>people on the table tell me to stop acting like a child
>for the rest of the meal it is uncomfortable, a few people make negative comments about how they regret inviting me
Horrible time guys. I give up trying.
Don't worry, OP, you'll die someday and not have to concern yourself with this sort of thing anymore.
Fucking normies, man... Just stay here with us, its safer and cozier and we wont judge you for your autism.
>>28542944
Was this the thread about what toppings are autistic? You had pepperoni and just cheese as autistic, then spinach and hawaiian as not autistic or something.
How do guys feel about ugly women who wear cute clothes?
I'm not a hamplanet, but I have a nice body + ugly face. Does it look weird or ridiculous in your opinion when we try to wear cute clothing?
I was thinking of buying a cute skirts and dresses but now I'm having second thoughts.
Post body with out without face, then we can determine
>>28542889
I have a manly face and broad shoulders. I kind of think I look like a reverse trap for reference.
I've masqueraded as traps in /lgbt/ and some people posted that I barely passed.
>>28542868
I always find something about a woman that makes her seem attractive to me. Unless shes massive, or old as shit. I've called objectively ugly women beautiful to their faces and meant it.
>work at IBM
>have to take a shit
>I bm
Your post makes no sense. Which office do your work at?
>>28543980
>IBM
>I bm
>I bowel movement
Come on man, the joke wasn't good, but you missed it by a mile.
>>28543980
Is English not your native language? Blocks.
>he owns a desktop computer
>he uses stick deodorant
>he is a gamer
>he has a steam account
>he doesn't have an anime profile pic
>>28542797
I wish there was some way to prove if any of you fucks were actually female.
>>28542865
>implying I am a girl
I'm 23 and have never really talked to a girl before. Is that unusual?
Yup, but why haven't you?
>>28542751
Fairly, yes
>>28542751
On here it's not
![girl-019[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qH2bYFM.jpg "girl-019[1]")