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''Don't skip me please!'' edition
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r9komegler
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womenarentrobots (no women basically)
>>28536755
>r9komegler
shouldn't this be r9komegle?
>>28537014
bots use that a lot. thats why people use r9komegler instead of r9komegle. It's also a misdirection to normies who would assume that to ''troll'' us robots.
>>28537032
Ah, okay, frienderino
>he daydreamed about saving his school from a school shooter
I actually dreamed about saving the shooter by giving him some water, snacks, and basic first aid before turning him back out into the world.
FUCK
I used to do this.
I hate that I can be stereotyped.
>he daydreamed about being the school shooter
FATE THREAD
Post itt and i shall give you info on your future love or fate or idk
I KNOW I SUCK SORRY I JUST CANT STOP
Slow since i should be studying lmao
sure, give me intel
>>28518545
Alright senpai give me the works fate my shit up.
>>28518545
tell me what you know.
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/03/02/387007941/take-the-ace-quiz-and-learn-what-it-does-and-doesnt-mean
Post your scores robots.
I got a five, but that's mostly because liberal pussies put being spooked, a few slaps, and getting yelled at in there.
It gives as many points as someone raping you, which is asinine.
I'm fine, and my dad is a great dad.
I got a 3. What does it mean?
>>28495972
I got a 5. what's a 5 mean?
>click here to find out what it means
>page not found
I could have spent those 2 minutes getting my cock hard so I could have had a moment of relief.
Let's get some obscure feels in this thread.
Mine:
Could have been first person on Mars
>Mars landing probably around 2030
>Would be 33, ideal age
>Born in first world country
>Had opportunity to join army as officer, could be a prerequisite. Now oppurtunity is lost
>Got place at world class university, fucked up grades so couldn't go
>Used to be kinda smart and a little charismatic
Feels bad that at 17 it was possible I could have been the first person on Mars, however incredibly unlikely. But I've fucked my own life up and now it'll never happen.
>>28544876
Just close your eyes anon and imagine a happier world. Does that feel a bit better now?
>>28545018
Nothing happened, and now I'm 2 minutes closer to death. Thanks a lot guy.
>>28545146
Sometimes a little escapism is nice. Maybe that's why you wanted to escape Earth
who else /just ugly/?
Don't even have autism, my face is the reason I'm a robot
tfw
>dark circles/eye bags
>big, wide neanderthal nose
>ugly big lips
>cystic acne all over face and back
>overweight
I wish my parents never reproduced. They're both fat and ugly and should've known I turn out the same as them.
>>28544867
post face
bloxbloooxxx
i'm an ugly bipolar manically depressed schizo.
thaaaanks mom an dad
we all know the feel OP. But trust me in the years it will get better.
So, where are the non-normies supposed to find girlfriends/qt trap bfs? People say to use tinder, grindr, or online dating, but the thing is that the people that most non-normies wanna date don't use any of those things. There's not qt trap on an online dating site who likes anime and video games, programs in their free time and isn't some mtf sjw dysphoric about their dick.
They say get yourself out there, so /r9k/, where are you supposed to even be looking?
>where do I find a 4chan trap
t. you right now posting on 4chan
is it you again?
you keep making these threads/posts and i reply because im a cute boy who loves attention but at this point, its been you ive replied to like a dozen times
down in the DM
How was you friday the 13th?
Mine was pretty good I got to see a stacy have a seizure and see all her friends freak the fuck out and cry while I laughed
pic related the girl with the big titties is the one im talking about
>>28544825
had my wisdom teeth taken out (not that cancer girl who posted a picture of herself) and got a scrips for 20 7.5/325 vicodin
i feel lucky
so what you doing on this boad?
Cool, post more of the big titty skank
why don't you have a gf or bf /r9k/?
me
>i enjoy hentai
>autistic spreg
>depressed
>clingy and over obsessive
>i like traps
>4/10
>dress like a normie
>only attract tumblrs
>oneitis isn't romantically inclined in general
Too many reasons.
>Disgusting fetishes
>Live near no one else into traps
>Social anxiety
>Not into 3DPD
>Depressed
>Anxiety
>Boring
>Annoying
>Manlet
This is just the tip of the iceberg.
I had one, but they broke up with me two days ago. So I guess I can do it, I'll just never find someone that I love again.
>tfw you'll never be a Roman legionary
get me outta here i don't wanna feel this
>>28544765
>ywn be part of the Wehrmacht
>>28544765
Instead you can be an American Legionary after we MAGA
>30 years ago every man was entitled to a qt gf
>even your beta dad had a qt gf
>you're a virgin 25 year old
Thanks feminism and internet.
>>28544723
I just made an online dating profile with ma real pic. Wish me luck peasants.
>>28544723
Nah there have always been robots, they just didn't have the internet to congregate on before so they just suffered in silence or killed themselves.
I'll start
>Blink-182
How immature do you have to be to still like this band halfway through your 20's? In highschool one of the biggest meathead Chads had a blink tattoo on his arm of that stupid smiley face with the arrows coming out of it. Fucking dumb
>>28544704
Literally any Pop related normies fucking love they never stop playing it
>EDM
Fucking every shitfaced normie and wannabe-Chad is banging on about "house music" or "garage" these days. Absolutely awful. It all sounds the same and just serves to remind them of that one time a skank brushed her tit against them in a club.
>>28544704
Maybe like 10 years ago, I don't think normalfags listen to rock anymore, but like rap and trap and edm type stuff. Might be wrong since I'm out of the loop
>wrote a letter to my mom 10 years ago saying how I hate her and wish she died
>I am now 21 and she found the letter
>she is mad about this
why the fuck is she mad about something I did so long ago
fuck i wish she would just die
Why did you keep that letter for so long?
>>28545706
i didnt keep it, it was just in a pile of stupid kid shit from my childhood
>>28544617
>letter wanting her to die
>fuck I wish she would just die
some things never change
The meme is real. Even if you end up transforming into a normie, girls and even males will view you as subhuman for being a virgin.
And I have seen it since sophomore year of high school, but now even the most 'modest' girls look down on virgins. I can't even imagine what it is like once you are 21+.
why the FUCK would you want to be a normie, you stupid fucking BITCH?
then just find a virgin girl
>>28544608
nah i had sex when i was 26(like 2 months ago)
i went full autist mode when she took off her clothes and told her i was a virgin but she just laughed and we still fucked.
had to move for work right after so she dumped me but still, there's hope anon
>50% chance of being born female
>born male
75% chance to be one
>>28544602
I don't want to have been born female. If I were, then I would never be able to achieve my goal of becoming a female, because I would have already been one.
>tfw bloodline has an ancient curse on fathers side of family and we can only produce males
