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WHICH GIRL SHOULD I PICK /R9K/ QUICK
I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN'T READ JAPANESE
I CAN'T FUCKING DECIDE
>>28548416
4th is the cutest. Mate with her.
>>28548447
This number 4 with the purple hair
>>28548447
Yeah I was gonna pick purple hair but pink is a succubus and blue has huge tits
Goddamn japs giving me too many choices
I'm about to hit 19 and I'm still a virgin
>inb4 I'm X years older and I'm still one
I get it, it sucks, it must suck even more than being a 19 year old one
And its killing me inside, I wanna hear from guys who have already done it:
Cut or uncut?
Ever done it bareback?
Describe as best as you can how good it was on a purely physical level
youre very obsessed about it. stop it
>>28548367
popped a viagra since alcohol and cigs fucked my dick up... screwed this woman 3 or 4 times throughout the night then used sex lube to give each other massages on the floor. then morning hit and my dick wanted more so I gave it to her again. Had a cold sore on my lip after so much pussy eating when I finally looked in the mirror to take a shower. All good though it never returned, I dont think I have the herp.
I lost my virginity at age 22.
I'm 24 now and my number is still 1. The only person I've had sex with was my ex-girlfriend who was someone I met through a mutual friend.
It was tough at first. I had a lot of performance anxiety. We ended up just fooling around the first few times just touching each other. I mainly would finger her, but she seemed satisfied. Eventually we got to fucking and it was amazing.
My advice is to go in with the right mentality. Focus on how great you're about to make this girl feel. Drinking can help you relax, and drunk girls are slutty as fuck.
What will happen to us unfortunate human mistakes in the future?
Our sheltering bubble from reality and the world will sooner or later pop, and/or we'll become old.
What will we do once this happens?
die, forgotten and alone
Form a militia and live in our own autonomous micro-state
I worry about that all the time. I don't really know. I can't really leave. The world doesn't want me.
Is it possible to find a girl like this in real irl real life?
>messy
>smelly
>qt
>>28548334
Messy is guaranteed for 90% of girls once you get to know them better.
A girl's bathroom is usually a small piece of hell that encroached its way into the earth.
Despite what pop culture tells you girls are fucking dirty ask anybody who has ever the the unfortunate job of cleaning a womans bathroom
>in real irl real life
...Nigga, did you have a stroke?
How do I know what clothes to buy? Where do people learn this!?!??
They emulate other peoples' fashion, which usually comes from pop culture
>>28548283
baka how new are you desu?
>>>/fa/
>>28548283
Clothes are easy - if you're going for casual, wear jeans + tshirt + hoodie, for smart casual go jeans + tshirt + shirt. Easy as shit.
>tfw no eleksyon voting, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, kape brewing, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Holy shit. I haven't been on this board in months and you're still posting this. Why?
>>28548656
I don't have my qtp2t filipina gf yet
>>28548244
Down with Duterte!
Who else /magick/ here?
I am on a path following in the tradition of the Golden Dawn. I am only a 1st degree initiate, but I already can see more and more of the world beyond the world.
I'm excited to see how I change as I progress in my (great) work.
Cool made up hobby you have there, enjoy your silly rituals and other mumbo jumbo
Intro to Magic by Evola and the UR group is on my to-read list. Not sure when I'll get to it, but it seems interesting
>>28548236
>being this mad that people pursue something you don't think is real
>get changed in front of guy friend when I thought he was gay
>months later he tells me he's actually straight
Ughhhh any other fembots know this feel? I feel violated.
>>28548128
Why do girls feel the need to get naked in the of other people Like they'll just take off there clothes with other girls in the room. Ask them to leave ffs
Anyways, take your bait elsewhere
>>28548128
I don't see the problem here. It's not like he smelled you or anything or else I think you would've mentioned it. If he's your friend, gay or straight, then we can assume he's a very close friend of yours, zel zel zel platonic male female cant b frndz hehe meme notwithstanding and you would be comfortable him seeing you naked. If he wasn't a close friend, trustworthy, loyal, etc, then that should be the issue and you shouldn't have undressed in front of him.
>>28548128
also
>any other fembots
implying you're xx chromosome, proof required, explain
How does someone's stomach inflate to this size? Surely, we can't blame fat here.
dudes most likley and alcoholic and his liver is failing. The fluid begins to build inside his body. Saw it on that BBC documentary about alcoholism with that one bitish fuck.
they moved to america
too much booze
Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha? And I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.
>>28547998
is there anybody that's a bigger faggot than OP?
Easy. Goku.
/thread
>>28547998
ezpz op
tl;dr I feel like my life is somewhat odd, interesting and absolutely laughable so I'll answer everything honestly
Yes I'm a kissless, handholdless, virgin.
race and weight
>>28547997
Steve? Is that you?
>>28548049
White? I think...
About 75kg right now at 170cm (5'7")
>>28548077
Maybe in the future. I'm recovering from cutting my face at the moment
>>28548115
Nobody knows who I am IRL. I don't have any contacts
AItogether now:
WE
DEM
BOIZ
BOlS
>104 days Ieft
>>28547866
Until what, you stupid cuck?
>>28547880
It's a meme I think, forget what for though... The removal of something? The end of the world (Mayan calendar)?
>>28547880
>you stupid cuck
...there's really no reason to be this edgy and offensive anon
calm down
>>28547866
until what
Interpals thread, last one hit bump limit
site: interpals.com
Talk to qts and convince them for pity sex general
>>28547854
first for qt boys
1/2
This comment is super orignal and should not be filtered
>>28547935
2/2
This comment is also of a simular originalness
>i smoked my last cigarette 30 minutes ago
>ive gone 30 entire minutes without a ciggie
IM FUCKING DYING OVER HERE FUCK
I HAVE NO MONEY
fully blown nicotine fiend detected
my nigga
smokers are even bigger children than women desu
>>28547851
been three days and I now snap whenever anyone speaks to me, including qt cashiers.
