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>tfw just lifted and had a run
>tfw it changed my mood from terrible to great
I genuinely, genuinely believe that anybody who claims to be depressed just does not get enough exercise. Every time you exercise, endorphins get sent your way. It literally is proven to make you happy, at least for a short time. Those who don't exercise don't have the right to say they're depressed. Whenever I see a fat person who is depressed, I can't help but think "of course you are, you're a big fat mess!"
>this meme again
This summer I ran about 25k every week. It didn't help. Not one damn bit.
>>28554411
Can I save this pepe? It's for a school project.
post your lifts faggot, I guarantee I can outlift you in every exercise and I'm still a sad cunt
At my high school theres a bunch of tumblr normies that put pepe memes on the walls and classrooms next time I see one of them im going to scream FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE anything else I should do
>>28554370
poop on the floor and ass slide around like a dog yelling REEEEEEEEEE
>>28554370
they will make fun of you and you will be made fun of. do it for the rest of your school life!
>>28554370
It's the only rational choice for a dip like you.
So who is /r9k/ voting for in November?
>>28554218
Gary Johnson
The only one in the running who understands economics and isn't an authoritarian fascist.
>>28554218
If you vote anything BUT Bernie, you're a cuckold.
It's either down to a literal commie, a corrupt, bias cunt or an ego maniac that changes his mind every 5 seconds.Trump is genuinely the better candidate for being the lesser of two evils.
>tfw the only intimacy feel you get is from dreams.
In my recent dream I was cuddling naked with qt girl and felt really bound with her(the dreams started differently but is not and we bounded really quick). This is literally feels I never felt in real life yet somehow I can feel them while dreaming.
Share your related dreams robots.
>craving intimacy
And you call yourself robots...
>>28554210
So I am failed normie or cyborg.
Come on robots, cyborgs,failed normies and normies. I want to hear your dreams.
Post in this thread and you wilI die in your sleep.
>>28554129
hi. Wish me luck everyone
>>28554129
I will try my best!
I am going to sleep soon guys... hopefully I will have happy dreams as I pass :)
thank you original jesus
I FUCKING HATE MY GENETIC TRASH OF A FATHER FOR GIVING BIRTH TO ME.
HE NEVER SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO DO IT.
IM A FUCKING FAILURE AND I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT TO DIE EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF EVERY SINGLE DAY, IM SO TIRED PLEASE JUST END ME I CANT EVEN KILL MYSELF CAUSE 18 ANS STILL LIVE WITH OVER PROTECTIVE NAGGIN, PHYSICALLY ABUSING, HELICOPTERING PARENTS.
I ALWAYS JUST WANTED TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD BUT IM NOT EVEN FUCKING AMERICAN AND CANT BUY A GUN ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MY FUCKING PARENTS SURVEILLING ALL THE DAMN TIME
PLEASE JUST LET ME FUCKING DIE !!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> I FUCKING HATE MY GENETIC TRASH OF A FATHER FOR GIVING BIRTH TO ME
> father
> giving birth
Hmmmmmmmm
>>28554042
He got my mom pregnant is what i meant FUCK YOU
>>28554008
Blaming your dad for your failure of a life instead of taking charge and bettering yourself. Wow. You do belong here, you fucking autist. Do us all a favor and kill yourself, you fucking Sally. Try to cam it live though... But you might fuck that up too, shit-for-brains.
Why haven't you become a serial killer yet /r9k/?
>>28553998
I'm waiting to find the right person :)
Who would I target? The only person I'm bitter towards is myself.
>>28553998
Why would I? Seems pointless.
>have 8.5" (legit, no estat) dick
>once someone finds out, they start acting insecure and jealous
I just want a qt boy to fuck daily, I didn't ask for this sheit
>>28553997
go to /soc/ then nigger
>>28554035
>it's your fault dicklets are inferior beta's
c'mon lad
>>28554056
It seems you missed his point.
Which country has the unhealthiest food and why is it Scotland.
>You can go to the local chippy and get a DEEP FRIED MARS BAR
>>28553990
come on man. you already know it's america. pic related, it's an american bologna cake
>>28554010
That looks absolutely disgusting
>>28554025
it is absolutely disgusting. it's mayo and mustard and processed meat, layered together, and they eat this shit, and they eat many different things. scotland might have one very unhealthy food but america eats crap across the board.
Can you guys post videos or FB profiles of failed normies? I've been studying them for a while. I'm trying to find out how they work, how they think, what are they doing wrong, why do some Chads let them hang with them, etc.
https://youtu.be/pBLgNfM2sLU?t=299
Vid related. The guy in the middle gives off big failed normie vibe. By the way he speaks, it seems that he is slightly autistic, he has a bad haircut and he dresses like a child yet the Chads in the video let him hang with them (looking at the video it seems like he's the guy that everyone else makes fun of all the time). I'm guessing he's the guy at their parties who's alone in one room while he hears the chads fucking the women in the other room. (Yes, I'm projecting. I was a failed normie too a couple of years back).
Any help would be appreciated.
he might be alright- he is fucked up on alcohol and weed+ they are pranking him so you get the vibe that he doesn't belong.
failed normie = good looking+no real autism = bad parenting/traumatic event in childhood.
>>28553982
>I'm guessing he's the guy at their parties who's alone in one room while he hears the chads fucking the women in the other room.
That's basically me. I thought this is what makes me a robot, but most robots don't get invited to the parties. Does it mean I am a failed normie?
>>28556130
Yes, Captain obvious.
tfw you wake up in the morning and you look at yourself in the mirror
--- you're a socialist ---
and you just relish having superior beliefs and feeling empathy towards other humans
What if I want socialism, but only for white people?
A national socialist, if you will.
>empathy
Top meme mate. Socialist scum like you are just jealous because you are failures. Every 'socialist' I've ever met is a bitter arrogant cunt.
>>28553823
Superior beliefs indeed.
ITT: we post pictures of what our ideal gfs would look like
This is an old picture of Cher. She was a top QT.
this one, op
just the goddamn face
>inb4 meme tier 3dpd gf
>Tfw no qt big haired goth/emo gf.
Anorexia not required.
Forgot pic last time
>there are community gardeners browsing /r9k/ RIGHT NOW
why are they here
why won't they leave us alone
Burn the gardens
>>28553814
ALL gardens need to be destroyed
>community gardens
Seriously why do these exist? Do people not have lawns or patios anymore?
in brazil, both of these ladys would habe a cock. the more you know
>>28553746
>implying I still wouldn't bang them in the ass
senpai pls
>>28553762
>implying Korra wouldn't be the one banging you in the ass
senpai pls
>>28553785
don't project your fetishes unto me famalam, I just want to stick my dick in a hole
This kid is more of a Chad than you will ever be
MOMMY! GIVE ME MILKY! LET ME SUCKY SUCKY MILKY MOMMY! LET ME SUCKY!
MOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>28553655
This is just pathetic. No wonder you cry yourself to sleep every night.
>>28553677
MOMMY HE'S BULLYING ME!!! MAKE THE MEANIE GO AWAY MOMMY!!!!! MAKE HIM LEAVE MAKE HIM LEAVE MAKE HIM LEAVE MAKE HIM LEAVE MAKE HIM LEAVE MAKE HIM LEAVE MAKE HIM LEAVE!!!!!!!
